WE AIN'T HAD NOTHIN BUT CORPORATE TAXES FOR THREE STINKIN

>>83325433
>and your OTHER tax?

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Yeeeeeah, why can't we have some loans?

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... They have a cave toll

>SHIRE!!!... BAGGINS!!!... TAX EVASION!!!

>>83325562
They have deductibles.

>>83325433
LOOKS LIKE HOSTILE TAKEOVERS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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>i can avoid being audited if i wish, but to not pay taxes entirely, that is a rare gift

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BUSI-NESS LOANS!

>>83326480

STAMP 'EM, SIGN 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A FOLDER

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For even the very wise cannot avoid taxes

>you cannot give me this

>it is mine to give to whom I will
>I choose...To file jointly
>I would rather spend one life with you than face all the taxes of this world alone.

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Income... my precious income...

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>>83326706

THEY STOLE IT FROM US
WE HATES THEM, WE HATES THEM

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It is a Balrog, an accountant of the ancient world. This foe can audit any of you. Run!

>>83326199
In English, doc

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SHARE THE LOAN

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Hey Gimli what happened to Moria?

>What about bailout?

>You already had it!

>We had one, yes. But what about second bailout?

Fiat currency is back on the meny boys

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>>83326940
Got caught for tax evasion lad

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I have seen an audit investigation... of him... writing off Younglings.

AND MY TAX

>>83326783
TAXATIONS IS THEFT IT IS

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There's a...
Bank, there's a bank, a merry old bank
beneath an old grey high rise,
And there they gave an interest so high
That the man with a rent himself came in
one day to take his piece.

The bank has a trusting jew
that manages five accounts;
And up and down he runs his the stocks,
Now squeaking high, now purring low,
now sawing in the middle.

So the jew on his account played hey-diddle-diddle,
a jew that would ripoff the dead:
He squeaked and sawed and quickened the scam,
While the landlord shook the man with the rent:
"You own me three!" he said.

>>83326994
>not quantitative easing

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>>83327147
>You know Luke, with great power comes great responsibility. Grand Master Yoda called it "The Jedi's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant
>Old Ben looks directly at the camera
>Those that live in the Galaxy...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the rope is near, Luke. We'll have every Sith in this galaxy dead or in chains in a few years, and may the Force have me killed by your Fath-the evil Sith Lord Darth Vader soon if I'm wrong. May the Force bless the Jedi
it's amazing how versatile Taxposting and Raimiposting are

>>83327175
Nice

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Creative accounting of the business is a pathway to tax evasion some consider to be unnatural.

>>83327369
What is Raimiposting?

What was Aragon's health care policy?

>>83327430
The weak are consumed by the strong

What about the tax cut on the Wookies?

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>>83327427

YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN YOU KICK ALL THE JEWS OUT ON THE STREET

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>>83327484
Tell me Anakin did you ever hear of the tradegy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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Far over the Financial year so old
As tax plans creep and business folds
We must write our debts away
To redeem our long forgotten gold.

>a day will come when the subprime mortgage bubble fails, but that is not this day

IN-COME TAXES!

FILE 'EM, DEDUCT 'EM, PAY 'EM TO THE JEWS!?

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>You know, m'lady, that Count Dooku was once a Accountant. He couldn't falsify deductions claims on anyone. It's not in his character

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>And which investments do you back?
>Investment? I invest in no company, for nobody invests in mine, little auditor. Nobody cares for non profit anymore.
>We are not Auditors. We are accountants!
>Accountants? Never heard of an Accountant before. Sounds like IRS mischief to me.
>They come with files, they come with taxes. Fining, breaking, investigating, charging. Penpushers and Pennypinchers. Curse them!
>No! You don't understand. We are Accountants, financial inspectors. Tax Dodgers!
>Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. The Director will know.

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>"Married Couples Allowance, 10% of her Personal Allowance off of your liability..."
>"Sauron will not have forgotten the 2016/17 tax reducers... the income tax receivable will return to Minas Tirith"

YA GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL

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>>83327427

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Hobbits? Four hobbits!? Can't be too careful these days. Accountants, and others of a nasty sort about.

>In some ways, a lot of ways, I’m really ahead of him. I’m ready for the CPA exams. But he feels that I’m too unpredictable. He wont let me move on.

>That must be frustrating.

>It’s worse. He’s overly critical.
He never listens. He doesn’t understand.
It’s not fair!

>>83327684
>You know, m'lady, that Count Dooku was once a Accountant. He couldn't falsify deductions claims on anyone. It's not in his character
burst out laughing
thanks

>>83327684
nice

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>>83325433
The stonemason industry of Helm's Deep is too big to fail!

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so is taxposting back?

>>83327589
>completely botching the rythm
kys

>>83328371
It never left newfriend

>tfw want to post but don't know anything about economic or tax policies

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>the IRS and the taxpayers are similar in almost every way
>including the quest for more money
>have you ever heard the story of John Doe the Hidden?
>it's not a story the IRS would tell you
>John Doe was a man so average and nondescript he could prevent auditing of himself and even his family
>he was so good at hiding his financial information that eventually he no longer had to pay taxes to the federal or state governments
>is it possible to learn this power?
>not from a public servant

>>83327573
No.

>>83328515
How old are you because if you're over 20 you should have a grasp on economics otherwise you're fucked

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EVADER!

>>83328638
21, still in college. I learned all that econ shit back in high school but I've forgotten it all now and have just been winging it so far. Eventually I know I'll remember it all again, once I hit the ground running after college

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Dr. Pavel, I'm IRS. Uhh, you don't get to file jointly.

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>DEEEEEEBT!
>DEEEEEEEEEEEEBT!

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>>83328880
TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE ITEMIZE THE DEDUCTIONS?

>>83325743
This always gets me

GRRR

LET THEM COME

THERE IS ONE DWARF YET WITH A CREDIT SCORE ABOVE 800

Where does this tax meme come from?

>>83329090
George RR Martin, creator of A Song of Ice and Fire, or Game of Thrones. He said something along the lines of Tolkien being a hack writer who doesn't emphasize the grey areas of morality and doesn't go in depth to the politics of the world such as Aragorn's tax plan. The irony being that Tolkien's world is far more detailed than Martin's

>>83329198
>Tolkien being a hack
aren't you being a little disingenuous there anon

>>83329375
Maybe a little. I got the impression from that quote that that was what Martin really feels and he just doesn't outwardly say it because he doesn't want backlash.

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From my point of view, the wheat taxes will be paid WHEN YOU FIX THE DAMN FLIGHT PLAN

>>83329495

DARING

>>83329198
It's funny because he doesn't go into detail about tax plans either

>>83328720

> when I hit the ground running after college

wew lad. why don't you take a seat? what do you think is going to be available to you after college?

>>83329434
It was more a critique on the endless authors/stories that tried (and failed) to imitate tolkien.

>>83329588
Are you talking about jobs? Already going to work for this company, just finishing up the degree. And it's not like I don't understand everything being said here, I just don't know enough to come up with something that parallels the original quote while still being funny.

>>83329672
Everything ITT is literally stuff you have to know to do your own taxes. You'd have to be underage to not understand these.

>>83329763
Like I said, I understand everything being said here.

>>83329604
It's even a little self-deprecating, actually. He's basically admitting to he's more of an accountant than a story-teller when it comes to fantasy. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, but it does serve as a nice, succinct way to sum up the way he compares himself to other world-builders.

>>83329939
>GRRM
>worldbuilding
Nice joke

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>>83329495
You want state of finances fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old Civil service. You will not pay tax? This is fair. We will take tax in other ways. When I was in old country, in Greece, my friends and I... we do things to Economies. Terrible things, make them ugly Economies who will never have high GDP. Your friends, Poland and Romania... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of poor monetary policy and regulations upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than slaves to the EU... you will know the taxes are paid.

For this financial year

>tfw haven't done my taxes in over 2 years
STOP REMINDING ME LADS

What was Aragorn's tax policy?

>>83330412
If you don't owe money you have years to file taxes. The Apr 15th thing is a meme that only matters to those who have to pay. Do it anyways. Odds are your taxes are simple as shit and can be done in 20 minutes. Don't pay some HR Block fag just do it online for free.
>.t army fag who got tasked out for a year to do taxes for other army fags

>>83330226
You're a fucking dipshit if you think he did no world-building. I bet you're some clueless dickead who doesn't even understand why even with all the bad blood between the Starks and the Lannisters removed, they'd still have cause for animosity.

>>83330526
Its basically just income slips I have to bring so shouldnt be too bad I guess (Also I'm too dumb to do my taxes online)

>>83330721
>too dumb
It's incredibly fucking easy. If all you have is pay slips/w-2s all you do is enter your person info and look at the information on the w-2. It only gets more complicated when you have other spices of income or you're gonna itemize deductions which I doubt you need to do, unless you own a home.

>>83330914
I fuck things up too easily. I'd rather a monkey in a suit do it for me

>>83330610
i don't know much about their history other than that they teamed up once to reck the ironshits.

>>83331261
It's because the Starks and pretty much all of the North are the First Men, who were there for centuries before the next wave of humans migrated to Westeros. The First Men first warred with the Children of the Forest before eventually making peace with them and adopting their gods. Then along came the Andals and with their worship of the Seven, burning down the Children's groves and just generally being dickheads to them and the First Men both. Lannisters are Andals, so even with everything else out of the way, that resentment still exists as a sort of "fuck you for even being here" sort of thing.

That's part of the world-building I'm talking about, and it's something Martin's done exceptionally well with his stories - less of a cosmological/mythology-building and more of a sociopolitical/economic sort.

>>83330416
this is why these threads are so fucking retarted and literally prove Martin's point. TOLKIEN NEVER DISCUSSES THIS

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>>83332543
go away, George.
You don't either.

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>>83325433

>>83332580
>le call people names on anonymous message boards maymay xDDDD
Howdy Reddit, how's it going?

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>>83328371

>2 cards?!

>>83332833
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, George.

>>83332679

those are Dunderlings you racist

>>83327395
Did you ever hear of tax deductible company-sponsored vacations? No... it's not a story the IRS would tell you.

>>83332679
tbf those were an isolated case - bred specifically do destroy

>>83327430
Free "I'll magically heal you" for everyone probably.

>>83334758
what would happen once the athelas has run out?

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>>83325476
>what about them? they have a good credit history

I CAN'T CARRY YOU

BUT I CAN CLAIM YOU AS A DEPENDENT.

>>83332923
WE

>>83337528
WUZ

>>83337668
ELVES

>>83325433
most reddit meme on this board

>>83325562
can't believe i haven't seen this one before