>character wants to talk to boss in his office >boss pulls

>boss tells the main character a quote from famous guy
>main character tells us who said it

>boss says his wife is cheating on him
>black main character winks at camera

>boss quotes the bible
>main character tells him the exact verse, which reveals that he too has read the bible

>>83322832
>He doesn't have desk whisky
Pleb

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>>83322832

There's a professor in my uni who does this to every student who visits his office for any reason

>>83322832
If it was pre-1980's, pretty common

>>83322870
>>83322832
I love these tropes so much.

>>83322832
>pours a small amount into two glasses
>characters hold the glasses throughout the rest of the scene without drinking from them

>>83323421
I don't know why these threads never get old to me.

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>>83323528
Why does JJL get wet so fast?

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>character drinks whiskey
>doesnt make a face and flail his hands with each drink

>>83322832
>and your OTHER desk?

>>83322870
>and your OTHER quote?

>>83322891
>and your OTHER camera?

>>83323024
>and your OTHER bible?

>>83323422
>and your OTHER scene?

>>83323853
>and your OTHER face?

>>83323853
Drink more whiskey instead of Zima and you get past that

>>83323422
>characters eating dinner
>no one takes a bite

>>83324147
>and your OTHER shitpost?

>>83324384
>and your OTHER >and your OTHER shitpost?

>>83324465
>"I'm getting too old for this crap"

>>83322832
>character wants to talk to boss in his office
>boss pulls a machine gun out of his desk

>>83324465
>Thats the last straw Kelly, hand in your badge, your days of recklessly shitposying is over!

>>83324351
Except on Blue Bloods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3HMYeAUCCY

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>bossman is smoking a cigar in literally every scene without fail

>>83324880
based posyposter

>>83324880
>and your OTHER shitposy

>>83323335
Kek tell him he's a big guy
If he says "for you" you will know he is one of us

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>>83322832
>Boss calls photographer into office. Wants pictures of Spider-man.

>>83322832
>It's never anything other than whiskey or Scotch

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>boss is physically bigger than employee

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>>83322832

>boss calls everyone by their last name and only talks by barking orders
>employees call him "Sir" and constantly suck up to him, buying him gifts and doing petty chores
>character gets fired for "standing up to himself" or being slightly assertive in any way

This doesn't really happen in workplaces, does it?

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>>83322832
>character is hunting someone/something and finds a pool or patch of blood
>slowly bends down on one knee and sticks their finger in the blood, mixing it and then smells/tastes it

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>mc orders delivery
>doesn't spaghetti out his name and address
>pizza magically arrives anyways

>cop character chases after criminal
>they run on rooftops
>jump fences
>go through the crowd
>sometimes a mall
>eventually the criminal get's caught but by someone else

>>83322832
>he'll never know or understand corporate culture

unemployed poors detected

>>83327315
Depends on your boss

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>bad guy feeds his enemies to a pack of carnivorous animals
>is eaten by the same animals at the films climax

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>mexican-american character
>he says "loco" instead of crazy to remind us he's mexican

>>83329223
that's loco, ese

>character is Chinese
>speaks Mandarin with a heavy Cantonese accent

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>character needs to hide gun
>stashes it in her underpants

everytime

>character is writing/typing something
>reads it out loud as they're writing

>>83327893
Must be terrible being a wagecuck.

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>>83322870
>boss character gets the quote wrong
>main character corrects him, showing that he is smarter

or
>main character guesses the person wrong, proving he's a pseud

>bar owner calls bartender into office
>bar owner pulls bottle of horse semen out of his desk