>make a hard R-rated Baywatch film >male nudity only What

>>83320989
Fuck that cuck the rock. Isn't he a fucking leftie? Thank god that movie bombed

>>83320989
They don't make movies for men anymore.

just got back from Viewing that Comedy Kino

I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.

There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid

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Woulda gone and seen it if they had of put a nude charlotte scene in

>>83320989
They were just trying to create some Magic Mike hype. They knew they could never sell this shit to guys.

>>83320989
Zac Efron looks much smaller in that picture. Did he lose muscle mass or something?

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>>83320989
Putting gratuitously naked women in media is sexist now, didn't you get the memo?

>>83324365
Fuck I jacked off to this scene so much as a kid when we had it on VHS.

>>83323226
charlotte?
I thought it was Kelly Rorbach in this movie

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>>83325211
It was a wonderful time to be a teenager

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>>83325720
What happened to her? Haven't seen her in anything after being Earl's wife.

is the rock a normie's ultimate form?

>>83320989
Is there actual nudity or just male titties?

>>83327658
Hanging dong.

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>>83328222
I've never seen this movie. Is it good?

>>83320989
Oh look it's "Getting a six-pack is difficult!" the acting duo.

It's not difficult.

>>83328305
>Oh look it's "Getting a six-pack is difficult!" the acting duo.
What did he mean by this?

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>>83326024
Hot off the presses.

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>>83328297
Its an all time classic, I think its massively underrated but many disagree.

>>83320989
baywatch?
more like
GAYWATCH

>>83328754
>Title flies out of her cleavage
>Just crosses out the speed, not adding a 1

>>83328754
>that police car
>having any chance of catching up to a fucking lamborghini

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>>83329000
Simpler times my friend. Simpler times
>>83329063
It doesn't.

>>83326128
she called howard stern an ugly jew and was blackballed

>>83320989
Dwayne is a fag

>>83329129
holy fuck...jackie chan is in this too? I'm so watching this now.

>>83329407
how new are (You)?

>>83330002
I'm sorry for not watching every old movie ever.

>>83326128
you didnt see her piss on a sidewalk?

>>83330090
Cannonball Run is /tv/ certified fresh you pleb.

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>>83329253
Artie mentions a person that Stern got banned from Hollywood (or made to lose a big part that they would have actually gotten)
It was either her or Andy dick

>>83330198
Great, i will watch it tonight, as I already said, fucker.

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>>83325225
Both are in the movie, Charlotte and Kelly.

She really can act, in a few years, she's going to become a great actress. No kidding.

>>83326128
She's a cast regular on that Anna Faris show Mom.

>>83322460
He's a RINO.

>>83322556
yes yes that's all good and well, but was it raunchy?

>>83332231
It was so raunchy that it made me pee too. This is truly a brilliant rated R comedy! The critics are lying, they don't understand rated R humor! #baywatch #therock

>>83320989
Sounds gay as fuck. Was hoping for some Daddario tities at least. Thanks for the heads up.

>>83320989
The kind of men who would go see Baywatch in the theater because it's raunchy don't go to theaters in real life - they download the movie online, if they watch it at all, and the studio doesn't see their money. So the studio targets women and couples.

>>83332097
>She really can act
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>>83320989
Who's bright fucking idea was it to have the greatest pair of tits in Hollywood to be covered up in a stupid one piece? I could understand maybe if she was in a bikini and we got some slow-motion bouncing boob shots, but Daddario didn't even get that. Whoever's idea it was to basically hide Mammario needs to be shot for this crime.

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>>83332578
Have you even seen the movie that I'm talking about?

Then shut the fuck up.

>>83332768
>You insulted my waifu, prepare to die

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>>83320989
Seriously who thought this was a good idea? Baywatch was only popular since porn was harder to get back in the day.

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>>83332823
>*autistic screeching*

Get fucked.

>>83320989
Obviously the female/gay market is more important to them. Possibly also to avoid a "omg this movie is so sexist :(" outcry if they have female nudity.

>>83332914
Why is Baywatch a bad idea?

>>83332964
>Possibly also to avoid a "omg this movie is so sexist :(" outcry if they have female nudity.
Feminism was a mistake.

>Trivia: Has dyslexia
Damn she's the perfect dumb bimbo

>>83332964
Or maybe because Baywatch was cancelled after most home computers could access to internet so the horny 13 years old boys could get a lot more explicit fap material with a click. Only nerds are desperate enough to go to a movie for watching tits. Meanwhile male nudity is still a novelty

>>83332970
>Make Baywatch remake.
>In an era where you can get nearly infinte amounts of free porn.
>Make it a movie.
>Autist who would watch it to fap can't go to the theatre beacuse of no singles policy.
>Even if they could get in they would be too scared of fapping in a room where they are not alone.
>Expect it to be a hit.

>>83333242
>Meanwhile male nudity is still a novelty
what? I watch gay porn all the time, what are you talking about

>>83332964
you see titties and ass in movies and tv all the time, /pol/tard.

>>83320989
This movie will only be good for daddario webms

>>83333263
>Autist who would watch it to fap can't go to the theatre beacuse of no singles policy.

T-T-The fuck!?

America really has a policy against singles at movie theaters?

TOP KEK

The fucking land of the free!

>>83333323
>le /pol/ boogeyman

They are living in your head rent free

>>83333421
Retard.

>>83332097
>>83332768
>>83332937
She looks really dumb. Like, "simple arithmetic was hard for her" dumb. But dumb, hot blondes are my thing though.

>>83333323
I'm just attempting to explain why softcore porn the movie is aimed at women instead of the dominant male audience. Go find your /pol/ boogeyman elsewhere.

>>83320989
More like Gaywatch starring The Cuck

>>83333455
Fuck off!

Your country is a joke.

>>83333421
No, it's a meme.

>Rock discussing how pretty his feet are in the movie

Okay where the fuck is Rock's agent?

>>83333551
At this point you can't distinguish between America and a meme.

>>83320989
Stop talking about this film

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>>83322460
RINO actually

there was an article calling out all republican or right leaning stars

>>83333626
t. movie critic

>>83333499
yeah and you failed you conspiracy tard
>I must protect the honor of muh /pol/!
honestly just kys

>>83333659
What about market considerations and PR is a conspiracy? It's like I'm on /v/ with your turbo contrarianism.

Female sexualisation doesn't go down as well in the current social climate as it used to. That's the reality of it, get over it.Pair that with the success of movies such as 50 Shades of Grey, targeting the horny female demographic was the way to go in the minds of the producers.

>>83333659
>EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE IS /POL/
faggot, literally the same as
>EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE IS SJW

>>83328199
what really? why? and who?

>>83334207
Dead body in a morgue's flaccid dick.