You're on the toilet and you see this thing come in through

Stay seated on the toilet bowl, because it will help my shit flow and escape from my anus.

wipe, flush, and wash my hands

Sit back and relax. I'm sure it just wants to talk

Hope it kills me.

>>83314105
You don't wear pants? Fuck you.

>>83314105
Then what? You think this demon is going to stand around waiting for you to clean up?

>>83314061
anyone who wasn't a manlet would just fuck his skinny ass up

>>83314149
not at that time of night

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There isn't a window in my bathroom.

>>83314061
use my high velocity diarrhea to fly away

yell that it's occupied

>Bathroom
>Window

The fuck

>>83314061
>"ayyy Im shittin ova heah!

>>83314061
"Someone's in here!"

>>83314061
Maybe cop a blumpkin.

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>long mouth ghost
I hate this shit so much. Its the laziest fucking photoshop effect you can do, and its the cancer of modern horror movies.
At least have the decency to have the mouth split open or do something cool.

>>83314061
glad i am on the toilet
there will be a lot of screaming like a girl too

>>83314061
finish jerking off while maintaining eye contact

>>83314061
Why am I filming a video while sitting on the toilet?

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>>83314212
Maybe it's not the same for every country but here it's common to have a smallish window that's in the bathroom. The idea of not having any natural light coming through seems weird to me though.

>>83314212
found the europoop

okay thats enough reddit comments for now

whats the name of the video game you posted op

I think I would get killed

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>>83314273
I get what you're saying but the one in the OP looks like it's a practical effect. Still a lazy idea but at least it's not a lazy after effects trick. The worst is when they look normal and then the terrible morph into the ghost face happens.

>>83314196
>close bathroom door
>he can still ult you and teleport out because of his stupid fucking mobility
>"PPPPSSSSSSSSHHHHH NOTHING PERSONEL KID"

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>>83314061
>it's a spooky pale long mouth monster episode

>>83314061
you can see how shitty the costume is, just look at the mouth

Protect myself with a silver spoon

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>>83314061
I love how his chin flaps around as he moves his head, real convincing that

>>83314061
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

so what movie?

choke him with my shit

>>83316284
Grave Encounters 2 I think, but it's god awful

>>83314061
Be confident that the smell alone will kill it.

>>83314061

Smash it with the plunger. I've flushed scarier shits.

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>>83314061
I don't have a window in my bathroom because I'm not an exhibitionist.

But if I did, I'd probably fuck it.

I DROP SOME ASS

>>83316294
ty

>>83316372
movie?

>>83314212
austrian here, living on top floor, have this.

>>83316365
This senpaitachi

Don't care

Come sweet death. Let's see if this little demon can bare the endless depression and feels on my soul

that bit in grave encounters 2 when they think they've left the hotel and the lift doors open to reveal that they're still trapped was kino

>>83316372
Why did the two other cultists drop dead in that scene?

>>83314061
Why do people find this creepy/scary? The enlarged mouth? I get that its a little unsettling at first but what is the ultimate worst that can happen? It kills you? Big woop.

>>83316372
damn, sauce? can't believe I haven't seen this one

>>83316431
>>83316780
The Void

Realize someone's projecting a scene from the sequel to Grave Encounters and pay it no nevermind.

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>>83316824
good shit

>>83314061
Oh, i guess i am in modern horror movie, just have to wait for jumpscare from widemouth overthere, and then it is gonna be fine.

>>83314061
Run toords him in the same creepy manor

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>be doggo
>see this
what do?

Thanks for fixing my constipation

>>83317225
ayy lmao

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You see your dog on the porch, you go to pet him and this happens. What do you do?

>>83314061
My bathroom doesn't have a window.

>>83318211
I fuck him doggy style

poo and wipe and leave

put 2 in his chest one in the head and go back to sleep

>he doesnt have the means to defend himself
LOL cucks

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>>83318211
holy fuck that is literally the scariest image I have ever seen

those eyes will haunt me for the rest of my life

>>83314061
>get off toilet
>run to my bedroom closing all doors behind me
>grab axe from under the bed
>go back out
>go to garage
>grab chainsaw
>choke, prime, pull cord.. start chainsaw first time
>go back out looking for skinny cunt
>find it
>i win

>>83314155
If he's polite he will, yes.

>>83314316
I've had a window in the bathroom everywhere I've lived apart from my current shitty London flat.

Attempt to have sex with it. If it tries to escape ill rape it i don care

>>83318416
>London flat
You mean bedsit.

>>83318416
that's cause you live in a cupboard that used to house a boiler, anon

>>83317225
This would be scary if it wasn't aliens. There is now way aliens with space travel would act like that. Unless of course le aliens are demons xdd

>>83318891
>implying ayy lmaos don't enjoy scaring the living daylights out of us

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>>83314061
wonder why there's suddenly a window in my bathroom

>>83319159
I guess with lights and such, not sure why they would get up close though. Surely anyone over 16 can beat their skinny ass.

>>83314440
by worst do you mean actually bad or actually good?

>>83314061
Grab my bathroom 12 gauge and shot it

>>83318295
>having a toilet gun
my nigger

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>there will never be a Grave Encounters 3

That's what you deserve for pooing in the loo

launch

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>>83319395
Europoor will never know this feel

>>83316403

Grave encounters one though is pure kino

>>83319584
>>83318295
Yeah, because the overconfident guy with the gun is always the one who survives the horror-monster.

It's why the chief survivors of zombie movies are always the highly trained soldiers with assault rifles and machine guns.

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>ayy lmao kisses you
What would you do?

Fag

Put my damn camera down, instead of standing there filming like a retard.

>>83314440
>literally the video copilot demon face effect
is this shit supposed to be scary?

>>83314061
magdump

>>83314061
Well,I'm gonna be happy that in on the best place possible to see something like that.

What the fuck is this from again? I see it all the time and I just though its some silly Youtube video but really what's its origin?

>>83318211
He looks like someone showed banana in his ass, I would just pull it out.

>>83316824
at first I thought it was gaspar noe's film kek
thx anon

>>83314323
We have bathroom windows in Europe you annoying American twat. This is why no one likes America.

>>83314283
I wonder if any paranormal investigator has ever done this.

>>83314061
Laugh at him for not having a dick.

Reach over to my moist nugget (with spike bayonet attached) handily placed along the wall for such instances like skinwalkers or boom boom crash, mumble something along the lines of "now git out", and blow his scraggly ass in half with glorious 7.62x54r.

>>83319584
>shitty as fuck MAC-10
You're going to have to run through a few mags to get two bullets anywhere near its head with that thing

>>83322827
This is why nobody respects European men

>>83314061

shoot it. always be ready to defend yourself.

Ask it what the hell it's doing in my house

>>83323049
Nobody respects American "people"

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>>83318211

>>83317225
Bang BANG CRASH
*wowoloooolollolol
Suddenly the Putty patrol breaks into your house, what do you do?

>>83318891
In Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the ayys do this as some sort of college prank.

>>83322910
he's wearing pants you spastic.

>>83314061
Buckshot

>>83314061
Take puff from my zoot pull out my gun and put 10 rounds in him

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You're black and collecting firewood in the forest for your camping trip and this witch walks around behind a tree, what do you do?

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You're up in a tree trying to get a drone and this witch grabs your arm, what do you do?

hit it with a pipe,
laugh at the gargling *it just a prank bro*

>>83322827
You can just go right on being obsessed.

>>83323438
>>83323474
>literally just go out after dark wearing a go pro
>you just made a horror movie

This thread is proof horror movies without jumpscares aren't scary at all

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>>83325640
And this is?

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She's screaming, so I should be too, right?

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Oh, and Old Greg shows up.

And I just saved you all the trouble of seeing Blair Witch.

Movie was so shitty I downloaded a higher resolution version to make webms making fun of it, that's how bad it was.

>>83314212
Why does there always gotta be at least one person who is fucking astounded to hear that things are different outside of their bubble of the world?
I wonder, is your bathroom light switch inside or outside of the room, and does the thought of the other option existing shock you?

Have there been any decent horror movies in the last couple of years?

>>83314061
ask why its wearing pants

>>83325939

It Follows is pretty good

>>83325939
No
People who say The Void, The Witch, Babacuck or It Follows can fuck off.

>>83314061
my bathroom doesnt have a window

>>83326034
Boring as fuck, zero percent scary and kinda cringe to sit through. Why do people like this?

>>83316372
>>83316824

was the gorilla thing actually his reincarnated daughter, or was it just some random demon?

>>83326041
>look at me mom, I'm a contrarian!

>>83314061
Grab my bathroom gun, and empty.

/k/ has taught me well.

>>83314061
Throw the shit bin at him.

>>83326150
This is not a counter argument

None of those movies are scary and they're cringefests through and through. The Witch is the best of em but still meh. If you actually enjoyed those others you are a literal brainlet. Do not reply to me.

I don't have a bathroom window, what do I do?

>>83318295
you're going to sleep in the shitter?

>>83326041
Those were all good movies. Fite me irl, faggot

Also, you forgot Get Out

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>>83319584
I hope he doesn't have one too or you guys are in for a long night

>>83326244
kek, what are your favorite horror movies of the last few years then, you tryhard?

>>83326245
let it crawl up your ass

>>83326389
None

>>83314061
Shoulder charge the skinny dying bastard and break his brittle ribcage against the bathroom wall.

>>83326112

It was a big ol Hellraiser reference, just like the tentacle nurse monster earlier on was a big old The Thing reference.

>>83326419
>my standards are so high that I think all recent horror movies are shit

You're so cool. I wish I had your discerning taste and could hate most movies I see. That way people would know to respect my opinions.

>>83326041
This
the void was okay i guess but still pretty average

Hide in a barrel.

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>>83326244
While it was overall unwatchable, I thought it was nice when a quick glimpse of something unsettling was put in frame without a jump-scare attached to it, gave it a little bit of eeriness

>>83314155
It's clearly a stunt dude with complicated prosthetics, implying there's a whole team of overweight and unathletic non-threatening staff responsible for the prosthetics somewhere nearby, further implying this is a staged emergency.

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>>83323474
>>83323438
burn the forest down

>>83326648
>unwatchable
please. Just because it's not a conventional horror movie doesn't make it unwatchable. It's just a psychological thriller

>>83316372
>his gastric gasses float towards his pleasure worker quarters because he was too cheap to install a vent
your worker deserve their uprising

>>83314061
My bathroom doesn't have a window. And if I'm taking a shit (like I am right now) I wouldn't stop if the girl of my dreams showed up naked and begging for my dick. Priorities nigger

>>83326584
only good part was the effects

>>83314061
Continue with my business and hope it kills me painlessly.

>>83314212
Where do you live that windows in bathrooms are an unthinkable concept?

People just hate on The Void because it's new.
If it came out in 1989 - 1993 I bet you would consider it a cult classic

>>83316899
Mediocre shit

>>83326346
I can't fight someone who gets scared that easily

>>83326925
The acting is atrocious
The writing is cringe tier
The plot doesn't make sense or come to an interesting conclusion

The only good part is the effects, and that's not enough. You can't debate this.

>>83326546
Well, that is the case

Wonder how the hell I now have a bathroom window

>>83326546
Lmao why the fuck are you so upset

>>83327080
>You can't debate this.
The only things I'll agree with you on are that the ending was unsatisfying and that the acting was sub-par (and that's just because it was an indie film starring no-name actors). The writing and pacing were great; everything starts out fucked up and just spirals more and more out of control, with no real time to take a breath.

I don't know what you want about it "making sense"; it's cosmic horror. The dude was using the power of some unknown ancient evil to escape death and transform people into monsters. It's the equivalent of magic, there's not going to be some midichlorian-tier explanation for how it works.

>cringe tier
>"I sense a reference to a classic horror movie, and I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT!! Only plebs allow themselves to enjoy such redditry"

>>83327710
He's an edgy teen expressing his individoolity, bro, cut him slacks whydoncha amirite

>>83318211
WOOF-WOOF WOOF WOOF-WOOF!