HEY KIDS I'M CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW COME GIVE YOUR UNCLE

>>83301987
How is he slowly morphing into Mickey Rooney

>>83302073
He had his life force drained by a succubus.

Why won't this faggot get a proper haircut?

>>83301987
fucking putrid. I hope amber is ok

Mate of mine, his sister has some bit part or is part of the production here in australia. back in 2015 they were supposed to do a read out of the script, instead they all waited around for 5-6 hours for johnny depp, making Geoffrey rush and the other actors wait. When he arrived he was recked and asked every single person in the room where he can get cocaine in Australia. I don't think they ended up getting anything done.

Enjoy the true story /tv/

>>83301987

>Wonder Woman is predicted to have a better opening than Pirates
>You're living in a reality where Gal Gadot has more pull than Johnny Depp

So when is he going to kill himself?

>>83303041
I don't see a problem there.

>>83303096
WW will absolutely not have a better opening than Pirates. That's what they get for not casting Alexandra Daddario.

>>83302830
fag

>>83302119
and Elon is next in line

>>83301987
>"WHERE HAVE ALL THE TWINKIES GONE?"

>>83303187
>WW will absolutely not have a better opening than Pirates.

It will. Pirates only made 62mil. What a shit show