This movie was surprisingly violent, crude, and dark for

>>83297427
It's about a bunch of space a-holes, one of whom is a sociopath and one an autist with no filter between his mouth and brain. Of course it was crude.

>>83297942
Yes but all the penis references seemed too adult for pg-13

>>83298046
There aren't hard and fast rules, but there are some strong guidelines: You can only have one "Fuck", you can't have explicit sex or gore, etc. If the MPAA looks it over and has a problem you trim out a scene they think is too extreme until you get back to PG-13. So people died by the score in the movie but it was largely bloodless and Rocket used nonlethal traps instead of blowing people to bits with mines.

>>83297427
tfw when you find out that Starlord COSMIC AUTISM

>>83298236
The first movie had less profanity but it instead had Drunk Drax and Drunk As Hell Rocket, which is also something you have to keep to a minimum in PG-13 movies.

>>83298832
So you can't be full blown drunk, puking and slurring in a pg-13 movie?

>>83298928
You can in moderation. A single thing can make a movie R rated, like a steamy sex scene or graphic bloodshed, or a bunch of lower rated stuff can add up - a whole lot of profanity, lots of drunkenness, etc.

>>83297427
I had high hopes for this movie with Star-Lord's dad being the villain and all but it turned out just like any other MCU movie.
I knew Father and Son was in the movie and some asshole spoiled Yondu's death for me so I figured they would have Ego be the villain motived by reuniting with his son and having to do bad shit to get there. That would have made him more relatable to audiences. I imagined he would be the one to kill Yondu out of jealousy or something like that if they played the angle of Yondu being Star-Lord's foster father which would have been very effective and in the end he was yet another "I wanna take over the universe" disposabble villain that's defeated in some CGI fuck-fest third act.

The scene where he reveals his true intentions and that he killed Quill's mom was GOAT though

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Ayesha was hella hot. Post hot pics of Ayesha.
Also she's 6'2". How can womanlets EVER recover?

>>83297427
Starlord was so out of character in this he was acting like some depressed emo autist

>>83300088
tall women are horrible

>>83300380
t. manlet

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>tfw the only character you fantasized about during the film was the angry raccoon

>>83299888
I enjoyed the bit where he reconstructed himself, felt Dr Manhattan-esque

>>83300380
DELET

>>83300260
He really wasn't. He started out trying to be a more responsible leader and only became past-focused when he ran into his dad. Then he lost the last keepsake he had of his mom AND both his dads. Of course he was depressed at the end.

>>83297427
LOL A ZUNE xDDDD

>>83300469
To be fair, Rocket is cute, especially when he's running around on all fours.

>>83300814
>he's still upset be bought one

>>83300919
Naw, when they first came out in the UK I was a massive Linux autist and Microsoft hater. That bullshit aside, were they even that bad, or was it just that they were trying to compete with iPods?

>>83300834
Well, glad someone agrees - I just wanted to cuddle him when he was crying

>barely more than two weeks after its release
>barely any threads about it

>>83301024
i imagine he secretly likes to be pet but not in public because that will ruin his tough attitude

>>83301004
They came into the game too late and had bad marketing.

>>83301067
It came out four weeks ago and it's blockbuster season

>>83300814
I got a good laugh out that. Some of the other jokes like Tazer-face or "Groot not knowing what a fin was" went on too long and weren't that funny in the first place

>>83298046
>>83298236
I don't doubt that Disney has enough influence to get anything by the mpaa without too many issues.

>>83300814
>had a zune hd
>genuinely the best mp3 player I've owned

>>83301161
Yeah, the tazer-face thing really didn't even start off particularly funny, and they just kept running with it. I liked the Mary Poppins line though - shame they killed off one of my fave characters.

>>83301262
Was it brown?

>>83301074
"Things to do:
- Pretend to be asleep so Mantis will pet me"

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>>83300380
Neck yourself.

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>>83301074

>>83300432
But I'm a manlet, and I want a amazon waifu.

>>83300469
>>83301342
>>83301074

I want to gently scratch under his muzzle and neck having him sit on my laps while he tries to hold my hands and push them away because he is embarrassed that he is enjoying it, bonus point if he is calling me names. Imagine how adorable he must be

>>83301497
#justguythings

>>83300088

I ONLY like gold Ayesha Debicki

>>83297427
Yea, the airlock scene was a bit dark. But it was very funny. I always go in with low expectations and end up liking it. Weird how I don't even like half the cast.

>>83300814
That was funny.

>>83301440

I'm not a manlet and I want an Amazon waifu.

>>83301161
>>83301263
Glad we agree. Taserface was a complete miss and they kept pitching it.

>>83299888
>turned out just like any other MCU movie.
How? No other mcu movie has the same quality of characterization and relationship development. Yes it has quips but it can have both.

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remember when you could have this in marvel movies?

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>>83301816

>>83301785
That was all Rocket and Rocket was being an asshole so they wouldn't realize he was afraid. That's his whole thing, you know.

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>>83301852

>>83301891
But it wasn't. It was also his crewmembers, the Golden bitches, and Taserface himself.

>>83301937

>t. aserface

I'm glad miley cyrus was just a CGI charaktre

>>83301937
Okay, it was mostly Rocket. His crew laughed because Rocket was genuinely funny. The only questionable one was the receptionist.

>>83302178
What does it matter? Joke wasn't funny and was dragged out.
That's it. My only problem with the movie. Really enjoyed it otherwise. Thought it was funny, good music.

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>>83301497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8

This and the Home Alone antics in the forest were the best parts

>>83300599
Normally, scenes that attempt a grandiose entrance tend be to be really cheesy and don't pay off well.

But fuck Kurt Russell nailed every line and body language

>>83302244
Sometimes characters in movies tell unfunny jokes. It happens. It still makes sense in-universe when you consider Rocket's motivation.

>>83301668
Just remember, when your girl is taller than you that automatically makes you a manlet no matter how tall you are.

>>83301789
The movie had the opportunity to be have a more personal conflict going on you actually gave a shit about but we got "stop the for-some-reason bad guy who wants to rule the galaxy with a big CGI set piece" like they've been doing forever

>>83301789
>No other mcu movie has the same quality of characterization and relationship development.
The first Iron Man or The Winter Soldier?

>>83302763
How do you get more personal than "Father who killed son's mother"

>>83302789
IM1 had character development in one character, WS has character development for two. GOTG2 has character development for at least five characters, albeit one dying.

I liked the cameo of the MSI guy.

>>83303133
Apparently Rob Zombie is the guy who shouts at Yondu for him to come down from the whorehouse

>>83303133
Who was he?
I liked the sexbots.

>>83297427
>violent

If fake PG 13 violence scares you, then maybe you should stick to cartoons about talking horses.

>>83303133
Jimmy Urine right!
Fuck yea.

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>>83303276
This dumb looking guy.

>>83303197
I didn't know that.

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I saw it, thought it was very good. There was some "reddit" stuff like some of the jokes (dude nipples lmao), but some were pretty funny (Drax calling Mantis ugly), the music selection was pretty subdued, and the plot was actually really interesting for a Marvel movie, though there was a little too many moments that were supposed to be emotional. B/10. Worth it, but /tv/ nearly tricked me out of going to see it.

>>83303276
He's in the foreground and facing the camera when Yondu kills him with the arrow thing.

>>83303304
To be fair, the spacing scene was nasty enough that I warned a coworker against bringing her young kid.

>>83303108
Making the relationship between Peter and Ego more than a short scene of them playing ball before revealing he doesn't give a shit about him and just wants his powers. There should have been more of those scenes, develop Ego as a legit caring father that can be sort of a tragic figure. The moment Peter rebels against him he just goes "k, I'll just drain your power and leave you to die then" with zero regards to him. Even in his dying moment he doesn't try to reason with him or apologize or anything, he just bitches about how he wants immortality

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taserface-chan best gril

>>83303477
Wich one? the one with Yondu at the end or Yondu's crew?

>>83303609
latter probably. That was horrifying.

>>83303609
The crew. All the Ravagers jeering, the poor loyal crewman slowly dying, all the bodies in space. Probably the nastiest thing we've seen in an MCU flick.

>>83303651
>>83303675
Actually... you're right. Didn't about that.

>>83303675
I swear. You actually feel bad. loyal people dying

>>83303779
You didn't?

>>83303527
This is a problem in the first GOTG too.

They have a tendency to not develop relationships as much as characters, but then the main cast are ready to die for one another, fall in love, etc.

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>>83303477

Big mistake. Kids need to see violence. If you shelter them in a safe space bubble, then you will raise a generation of pussy vegans, pacifists and feminized faggots. Show that kid Robocop and toughen that runt up.

>>83303881
not about that

>>83303881
No. I'm kinda desensitized. I work at a third-world news agency. I'm used to beheadings and stuff like that.

>>83300380
Can't tell if shit taste or just a manlet

>>83304008
>>83303972
Joke is that he left out the verb.

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>>83301067
>implying /tv/ discusses good movies

Didn't the fact BvS threads are still posted tip you off? /tv/ has shit taste.

>>83304078
Seriously, what the fuck is going on with BvS?

This movie really makes me want a series about spooks native to Earth. Like Morbius, Daimon Hellstrom, Blade, Johnny Blaze Ghost Rider, Man-Thing, Jack Russell, Satana, and others going around in the night, in the struggle to survive and coming to blows against each other. You can get more out of moral relativism and really nifty worn-down city sets.

>>83303943
Funny, I watch the Ed-209 and Murphy's execution full scenes as a kid, that is the reason because all the R rated actual movies looks light to me.

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>>83301067
>made 780 million dollars already
>will pass BvS in a few days

Erm, the woman at the funeral in the space ship was Hela? I'm confuse.

>>83297427
This movie was unsurprisingly not that good
the visuals were good and there were two or three good jokes but everything else was a total mess.
First one was better, and I most likely will never rewatch either of them.

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>ywn wake up next to Chris Pratt
Why live?

>>83305631
I'd rather wake up next to Rocket

>>83305676
Fucking furry, dont ruin him like you did the bunny

>>83305631
>that stare he gives to Gamorrah during Yondu's funeral
fuck it, he can take me

>>83305751
You probably shouldn't look at rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Rocket_Raccoon/1

>>83305260
That was Aleta, a member of the original (70s) GOTG. She's Stakar's adopted sister.

>>83305892
And he definitely shouldn't look up H0rs3's Rocket animations there.

>>83303799
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun

>>83301789
>>83303527
But he Legitimately didn't care about Peter. It just would've been easier to have cooperation. That was the whole point of his character, he went around banging alien bitches until he made another celestial. No it's not particularly complex but at least him being evil was a twist. And we got something like you described between Yondu and Quill

The villain isn't the reason it stands out from other marvel, it's because of the relationships between the characters and how they change one another.
>Rocket saw himself in Yondu and his redemption let R see that he's not actually hated
>everything between bug lady and Drax
>gamorra and her sister
>Quill and his father
>Quill and Yondu
>Yondu and the ravagers and Stallone
>Gamorra and Quill

Literally ever main character except Groot was developed, not only that but some minor characters, and not only did they develop but they developed through one another. Show me another marvel movie with that level of sophistication

the music was completely out of place unlike the first movie

7/10

>>83306125
The Ravagers are a family. Yondu says as much. Chances are their fellow crewmen are the only family any of them have ever known. They only turn on Yondu after a series of troubles.

>>83301067
yeah because the contrarian dipshits know there's not much good b8 to get a good froth going.

Star Wars was good enough to have defenders and had enough weak points to give contrarians the bait they needed.

BvS was sloppy wet dogshit that is fun to shitpost about with a cult of loyalist youngfags that will desperately defend it no matter what.

>>83306227
i honestly thought that guardians 2 was better than star wars vii, but that speaks more to how terrible star was was than how good guardians is

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>>83305892
>>83305958
Stop

>>83306199
The music was in fact used much better than the first movie. Almost every song had a strong thematic connection to the scene. For example, The Chain (first use) was about Rocket not being sure he hadn't driven his friends away and the second use was about Peter realizing that it was his "Happy place" or feelings of family that would let him control his powers.

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>>83306142
>Doesn't use her body to choke people out or use "this one" and wears shoes
Mantis wasn't used to her full potential. She was cute at least.

>>83306267
The only thing from the MCU golden age that anyone will care about in 60 years will be the GotG trilogy.

And as long as 8 and 9 aren't matrix revolutions and reloaded bad, the Star Wars sequel trilogy will also be regarded historically as setting the franchise back on track.

But yeah coming from someone like liked TFA and loved Rogue One, Guardians is way better than nu-Star Wars.

It is the Star Wars for the kids of yestermorrow.

>>83306440
Not even Iron Man or the first Avengers?

>>83297427
that's what made it the only good Disney/Marvel film

>>83306551
Iron Man 1 and Avengers 1 will be well regarded. But GotG will be seen as alt-Star Wars tier.

>>83306645
>Decades from now, people will dress up their children in Rocket costumes

>>83306125
Or perhaps they're wondering why they'd laser a man, before throwing them out into space?

>>83306721
Decades from now people will probably have gene-spliced humanoid raccoons working on stuff for them. Uplifting will be a thing eventually and raccoons, along with dolphins, will be high on the list.

>>83306789
That sounds like class warfare in the making

>>83306142
What I said about the movie was that the third act was the generic "stop the villain from taking over the world", I never said shit about character relationships or anything like that. That wasn't my problem (Rocket and Yondu were GOAT). My problem was that the idea of Peter's estranged father coming back to reconnect with his son and being the villain of the movie could have been way better executed than just your run of the mill MCU supervillain.

>>83306721
Watching Star Wars in the early 90's had a huge effect on me. I dressed up like Han in like 1995 because I had just fallen in love with the movies.

To me everything about GotG is what is appealing to movie nerd kids. It's what a kid can watch in 30 years and still be inspired. Civil War and everything else is kind of already dated.

GotG is the only thing they're outputting that will be seen as timeless and innovative and movie production porn for kids.

Kids will be emulating Star Lord for decades.

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>>83306941
Such a great story! Ratings will be through the roof for decades! Viewers will hang on intently!

>>83307738
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

>>83308358
What are you invoking Poe's Law about?

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I love rocket Raccoon. Literally made the movie worthwhile