>We need someone to play the Russian guy >Got you covered,

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damn

>>83281274
>We need someone to play the italian gangster
>How about the Swede?
>Perfect

>>83281794
goodnight sweetprince

>>83281274
is good?

>We need a side character to steal the show because he's too based
>I got this Swede

>>83282010
>We need someone to play a redneck scumbag with a southern accent
>The swede is already in wardrobe

i mean, this guy's career is basically as the ambiguous weird european dude. he's been german, norwegian, russian. pretty much anytime americans need a generic european character whose accent we won't recognize, he gets an acting role.

>we need a guy who can pull off a silly accent for our comedic car commercial but we also want the commercial to be pure kino and live on for a thousand years as the pinnacle of marketing

>>83282649
K-19 is pretty great for just that alone. Its like every non english accent actor and Harrison Ford pretending to be russian, sometimes.
Its a GOAT badaccentcore movie.

>We need a guy whose a better actor than the main characters but will cost us 10 times less

>>83281274
Took me right out of the John Wick films that both the Russian boss guys had thick Swedish accents desu

>>83281274
>Tfw this will be my hairline in 5-10 years
>26

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>>83284729
as long as you can grow a beard you'll be alright

better get lifting though if you don't already
you'll be even better if you have a good face/rugged looks like Statham or Willis

>>83284729
How tall are you? Your survival depends on your answer to this question

>>83284864
I can grow a pretty good beard

>>83284902
6'1
so king of manlets

>>83284729
Same here famiglia and I'm 5'9 and skinny af.
Can grow a decent beard at least

>>83284935
6'1 is not manlet status. You've spent too much time on /fit/.

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>>83284985
uh, yeah it is

case in point, guy in middle is 6'1, left is 6'3

Russians and Swedes are both asian, therefore not white.

His and Keanu's pet project was kinda fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48c9Vt4kdDk

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>>83281274
>not based (let me google him) Rade Serbedzija?

fail anon

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>>83285018
me on the right

>>83284729
this is my hairline at 21

>>83285059
Swedes aren't asian.
Finns are.
Yes, there is a difference.

>>83284729
This is a good hairline. I'm guessing right now you still have some loose hair on top? That's not good.

>>83285547
I'm NW2.5, my hair on top is still full it's just receding. I'm balding from the front back, not the top.

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>>83285018
What's the name of this pose?

>>83281274
Literally watched Fargo last night.

>>83285623
the gyno(dyel) pose

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>>83281274
>Quick, we need someone to play Satan
>got you covered, senpai

>>83285590
You're fine then. As long as there's no catholic monk type of bald spot on the top, you're fine. When that happens, go for a buzz cut.

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>>83284729
I'm mirin the shape of his skull. Mine is small and looks ugly.

>>83285623
the punished manlet

am i the only one who finds his name so cool to speak out loud? sounds almost like a game of thrones character

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>>83285018
>guy in middle is 6'1, left is 6'3
made me chuckle desu

>>83285783
with correct pronunciation, yea
but, like most swedish words, with american pronunciation it sounds horrible

>>83285018
Why? Why? All he had to do is laugh it off and try to save face. His height was bad enough but once he took off his shirt it went to shit. Gross hair trail and the weirdest chest insertion and gyno ive seen.

>>83285018
Dude in the middle literally looks like he has female breasts when he flexes.

>>83285018

On a scale of 1-10, how soaked were her panties?

>>83285060
Dammit, anon, now I've fallen down the Jane Levy hole again.

>>83285018
Jesus,she doesn't even look at the guy in the middle once,like he doesn't exist.

>>83284729
no cares about your hair that much

>>83282649
a modern Sean Connery