People peeing themselves from laughing has been reported in theaters

What is the alternative?

>>83280344
Death

>>83280309
I pissed my pants during the previews!!

>>83280344
Peoples' Elbow

>>83280344
peeing in the bathroom
op is a faggot retard

>>83280309
>Mammario on screen, making stupid jokes about her tits
>girl in front of me suddenly feels some kind of liquid in her hair
>"s-sorry hehehehehe I must've peed while laughing, it's so funny hehehehehehe"

>>83280409
Go see Baywatch! It's fun and hilarious! Best of all @TheRock @ZacEfron and @AADaddario CRUSHED IT! They are reason enough to see it!
Ohana

>>83280344
Daddario becomes a FtM transgender and takes on her inevitable role as Hollywood outspoken gender qu...King

File: 1483290703320.png (69KB, 660x600px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 660x600px

>>83280344
RUN!

I RECOGNIZED IT SO I CLAPPED

more like BANEWATCH

>>83281197
oh man i would watch this

Watching the movie I was glued to the chair, otherwise I would have left

File: Girls.jpg (77KB, 600x536px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 600x536px

>>83280309
>It's better than the alternative

He thinks this mindless movie is better than Frasier reruns on the Hallmark channel

>>83281132
And your other run.

File: face_with_tears_of_joy.png (693KB, 4000x4000px) Image search: [Google]

693KB, 4000x4000px

>>83281251
HAHA Me too. @TheRock is always great and FUN to watch. For me!!!

File: dan.png (46KB, 768x268px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 768x268px

Baywatch is Dan Zlojutro approved!

>>83281294
>not watching both for free

>>83281304
for (you)?

First 20-30 minutes is really funny then it tapers off a bit but still decent. 4/5 would watch multiple times again.

>>83280309
Watching two deeply closeted faggots pretend to be manly men while running back to their trailers in between takes to suck each other's cocks probably is pretty funny.

This movie is FUN and for the FANS. Just a pity CRITICS couldn't handle FUN FANS

>>83281316
Support the artist.

>>83281313
based dan

>>83281327
Glad you had FUN. Disagree though. #fishtank was the best bit. Instant classic.

File: babez.jpg (152KB, 706x520px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 706x520px

just got back from this Cômêdÿ Kïñò and i have to agree with OP and President Rock.

The theater smelled like piss by the time the ending credits started to roll.

I was wearing my usual Theater Outfit: cargo shorts and flip flops with my wacky Hawaiian Shirt. About half way into the film i noticed my feet were getting wet. I looked down and noticed a large stream of a yellowish liquid.
I looked around and noticed everyone urinating in unison. What started as a mere tinkle turned into a mighty cataract of piss by the films second act. The laughter from the packed audience was so deafening i couldn't even hear the visual sight gags.
I tossed my extra large tub of popcorn on the floor in front of me to soak up some of piss but it was useless.
I tucked my legs up on my chair and waited for the film to end.

overall i'd give it a 7/10 but i had to throw away my sandals which is lame

>>83281368
Kek. Like this Baywatch monstrosity has anything to do with art.

Won't even watch it for free desu

File: 1495310753491.png (302KB, 785x757px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 785x757px

>>83281421
((They're))) gonna shill this REAL hard huh?

i predicted it will make 600 garillion dollars at the box office.

File: darker-brown-reversed-hand-with-middle-finger-extended.png (21KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 256x256px

>>83281424
No I guess you don't have the time. Too busy hating on a movie you haven't even watched.

>>83280344
A refund.

Is this another one of those shitty movies based on a classic (albeit cheesy) TV show that spends the entire runtime making fun of the show that it's based on?

>Brady Bunch
>Starsky and Hutch
>CHIPS
>Dukes of Hazard
>21 Jump Street (heard this one's actually decent)

>>83281568
Baywatch isn't shitty.

>>83281421
oh im laffin m8!

I love Dwayneposting

Yep, just came back.
I was slapping my knee so hard and furiously from laughing that I actually broken both of my legs.

Also my GF pissed herself so much she infected her bladder and now cannot piss straight.

>>83281604
or classic

>>83281465
Nah, it bombed.