Thanks for your support fans, ignore the critics, people DO want

>>83279628
Maybe the critics weren't ready for all that raunchy R-rated fun ;) The fans are loving it!

>>83279732
Thx my man! Glad you loved the movie. Keep grinding hard and I'll see you at the top one day.

>>83279628
Is this movie the end of Zac Efron's career?

>>83279941
Zac was phenomenal in Baywatch. This will only elevate his status.

>>83279768
No problem man. I heard that its going to be a much smaller opening weekend than expected. Maybe 25% of Wonder Woman's projected opening. But, the fans are loving it!!

>>83279628
Never skip leg day

>>83279980
Could he be the next James Bond?

>>83280020
Absolutely!

>>83280020
I'm busy preparing for my presidential candidancy and the filming of Baywatch 2
Did you have FUN?

>>83280053
>>83279980
Don't know if you're being serious or just shitposting. It's kind of hard to believe Zac did good in this movie let alone be considered as the next Jake's bond.

>>83280092
Go see the movie.

>>83280066
Hi Dwayne! Nice Dubs :) Also, Im a true fan! Know that you are getting real support from true fans! Single digits on rotten tomatoes is nothing. Smaller box office projections dont mean anything, The fans love it!

>>83280092
I think Zac is ready for the big leagues after this one. Maybe a Tarantino vehicle even.

>>83280128
Aw thank ya buddy. Fans are LOVIN the movie. A few have reported "jaw stuck open" syndrome when the movie ends

give me mammarios you roided fag

R-rating
no tits other than Dwayne's

>>83279628
In for PebblePosting
>Sometimes critics can be right, but sometimes they are wrong. Baywatch is one of the funniest comedies of the year. It's sad that critics don't agree with fans that LOVE the film! XD

>Baywatch movie
>No tits

How could Hollywood fuck that up so badly.

Was this movie made for fucking women?

Dwayne, ive been a huge fan since you were Rocky. dont let the critics get to you.

>>83280219
>>83280236
how the fuck are there no tits??? it says "graphic nudity" in the rating

>>83280236
its a gay movie. Its literally for gay men

pretending to shill is literally just shilling on this board.

>>83279628
Just watched Baywatch and I have to say it was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. @TheRock @ZacEfron @AADaddario @kellyrohrbach

>>83280383
>can't just have fun, REEEEE

wtf is going on itt?

>>83281516
Reddit slammed the movie for (alleged) homophobia and sexism while 4channers have FUN with r-rated summer blockbuster.
Watch the movie and form your own opinion

>>83281516
a BUNCH of grown up and raunchy summer fun! For the fans :)

>>83280165
kek

>>83280236
It's graphic male nudity, both a penis and scrotum are shown.

>>83280236

Showing tits isn't funny, it's exploitative and sexist.

Showing a flaccid cock is the epitome of humor and wit.

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>Meanwhile, on MTV...

https://youtu.be/xwNeQ8DkJi4

>>83279941
He had a career?

Everyone in me theater couldn't stop laughing long after the credits ended. We all went outside to buy another ticket to the movie.

R-rated comedy is KILLLNG it

>>83282039
Johnny Alpha Bananas

>>83282102
Its a raunchy R-rated flick but the laughs are SO GOOD. Everyone in my theater stayed after the credits and we all had a great community moment. Who knew a summer blockbuster would be so memorable?

>>83279628
>R rated Comedy
>doesn't even show us Daddarios tits
I was going to see it on the point of it looking like a fun 21 Jump Street clone but why should I bother

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>>83282062
He ddated Taylor Swift. All criticism is refuted by default.

I quite like this pebble posting gimmick, could catch on.

i didn't like this movie

>>83282317
Oh boy, critics had their venom & knives ready . Fans LOVE the movie. Huge positive scores. Big disconnect w/ critics & people.

>>83282317
Really? Must be the only one. FANS love it. Happy audiences, peeing of laughter. Maybe RAUNCHY r-rated FUN is not for everybody

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Don't worry guys, I CAN confirm that peeing in the audience DOES happen! #bringaswimsuit #dontneedone #ilikepee #peeinmymouth

This is the R-Rated comedy of the SUMMER.

>>83282317
t. VIN DIESEL

Go be a FAGGOT somewhere else

Any other TRUE fans notice the only people hating on Baywatch are cowardly keyboard warriors? Bunch of losers who can't enjoy some r-rated FUN.

>>83282317
WOW! Im surprised because fans are loving this movie. R-Ratied comedies are back. This one's for the grown ups ;)

Keep CRUSHING it! This movie is doing GREAT with the fans, maybe you're too fat to enjoy the film.

Maybe not everyone enjoys R-Rated COMEDYS

Best meme all day.

>>83282451
Yeah, speaking as a fellow FAN, I have also noticed the only people who dislike it are CRITICS. Seems they can't understand R rated FUN

>>83282317
Hey man, just because you're a CRITIC shouldn't mean you despise FUN like this. It's a R rated COMEDY made for FANS. We'll keep CRUSHING IT regardless!
#baywatch #peeinginthetheaters

Pebble posting is the best thing of 2017

Everyone in the cinema havin' a BLAST & LOVING #Baywatch

This is for the FANS!!

>>83282410
Ha! Glad to hear, that brother! Loving all the pee stories. Keep CRUSHING it! We love to give you the best.

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>>83279941
no he's playing Ted Bundy next

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>>83280236

cultural marxism and virtue signaling in this day in age rustle my jimmies..... but no tits in Baywatch ?

NOEW I MAAAAYD

>>83279628
Hey great thread and great movie Dwyane, don't let critics bring you down ! Real fan myself, can't get enough r-rated raunchy humor. Keep it going !
#TheRock #r-rated #hewillnotdivideus

R-Rated comedy #Baywatch is PHENOMENAL!

Not doing well with #critics #haters, but the #FANS - This one is for #US

#peeiseverywhere #whogunnacleanupthispee #mecuzimnasty #ilikepee

>>83282817
Ha, this one's not for the critics! Plenty of T and A in this R-Rated COMEDY. Raunchy ;) We go worldwide next week. Keep CRUSHING IT. And see ya at the top!

>>83282317
no haters allowed.

>>83282246

>he hasn't dated Taylor Swift

What are you gay? Everyone's had a crack.

>>83282317
WOW, looks like we got a hothead critic in here right now! I guess critics aren't ready for some SUMMER FUN

>>83279628
Don't believe those boring people who just don't understand some good old Summer R-Rated fun

>>83283827
Right?! This one is for the ADULTS! Definitely leave the little ones at home #therewillbepee

>>83283895
Ignore the critics, they're gonna hate. Fans LOVE this movie.

>>83283827
>>83283956
>>83283918
>>83283895

Maybe the critics weren't ready for all that raunchy R-rated fun ;) The fans are loving it!

>>83280255
There is a long scene where they are checking a body in the morgue that has a solid minute of cock and balls in it

It was a dumb movie, but it had it's moments

I'm glad they didn't show Daddario's voluptuous tits in this R-rated film. That would have been disparaging to women. :(
Thank God they instead went with the up-close penis shot instead! :D

>>83282317
Brap

>>83281994
Showing a dick is certainly funnier than tits. Why do you want to see tits in a film? Are you really still living in 2004 where you had to get your porn from movies?

Go to pornhub and search big tits

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>>83282317
>these replies

>>83282317
Prepare to get rocked on twitter senpai.

This thread reads like a what a Hollywood kikes version of what movie discussion would be.

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tfw this is actually The Rock is shitposting on 4chan to promote this turd of a flick

Loved this movie haha pancakes and tequila baby ;)

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I loved this movie. I don't care what mainstream critics think.
#suchageek
#nerdculture

>>83284865
Why did they shut Youropenbook.com down? It's no different than searching Twitter.

This is an exciting new meme.

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I #peed myself everywhere! The Rock was SO funny in #baywatch! My hubby couldn't stop laughing!

>>83284922
because Zuckerturd is a kike

The movie was okay

just got back from seeing it and loved it! Make sure to beat the heat and take your friends to go see Baywatch this memorial day weekend!

>>83279628

R-rated.

No naked boobs.

GTFO.

>>83285312
Keep spreading the good vibes. We're in for a summer of R-rated FUN!

Glad to see the fans had such fun at #BaywatchMovie #BringAChangeOfUnderwear

>>83282317
LOL XD my family LOVED it! Tons of fun and PACKED movie theater full of FANS! #Baywatch #watchBaywatch #comedygold

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Positive upticks all day! LOVED your new movie The Rock! Let's SPREAD the message #CrushingIt!!
And to all the haters, we the ROCKERS will rub this along your face!!
#Baywatch #DiapersMandatory #JustHaveFun

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Guys should I see this
Are there really no tiddies
Why

>>83286926
Only if you want to piss yourself laughing at the raunchy R-rated summer fun

>>83280116
No

>>83287063
I like to laugh. Whether it's raunchy or not doesn't matter. Please anon I don't want to waste my falcon's time.

>>83286853
>#DiapersMandatory

If you're going to be a manchild, then yes, they are mandatory.

>>83282317
Healthy young moviegoer attends a screening of Baywatch, doesn't expect much but end up having a blast - SO MUCH FUN. Many such cases!

>>83279628
#SummerOfMovieStinkers

a beautiful meme is born

>>83287631
Thanks, bro! You're the audience this meme was made for! Tell your pals about it. #memesupreme

>>83287777
Haha nice digits bro, im glad you like it, keep grinding and ill meet you at the top someday

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>>83282410
this meme has potential

>>83282317
pls no bully roc :(

>>83279628
Why is this R-rated again?

>not a single exposed tit in a R rated baywatch movie with mammario
Who thought this was a good idea?

3 words: #Rauncy #R-Rated #Fun!!! Don't listen to the critics, true fans like me are loving it! I've already seen it 5 times!

>>83289049
I mean, you could always watch something that isn't shit and see her tits in full glory

#sofunnyishatmyself
#over250secondsofcockandballs

I think this might be the most revolutionary raunchy R rated comedy of all times.

Who else was up at 3 am BANGIN AND CLANGIN

>>83279628
>people DO want R-rated summer and fun

People want R-rated summer moves that are GOOD.