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Last Day Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9cPI9u-eM (Live Now)

https://cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/index.pl/2017
http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017

What went really REALLY wrong with Cannes this year? Awards ceremony is gonna be ogre
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Well now they are doing a week resume. This afternoon are the awards tho.
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You know what we say in Cannes, when the competition is average the awards are good and when the competition is good the awards are bad.

Anyway
Palme d'or : 120 bpm
Grand Prix : The Beguiled
Prix du Jury : You Were Never Really Here
Best director : BJH
Best screenplay : Loveless
Best actress : Diane Kruger
Best actor : Robert Pattinson

A very female friendly award show I think.
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>>83278441
>female friendly award
>Jury is really homosexual this year

I agree
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Btw A Certain Regard has winners

Mohammad Rasoulof’s A Man Of Integrity took home the Un Certain Regard Prize in Cannes’ Un Certain Regard strand, which presented 18 films from 22 countries.

The Iranian drama charts the story of a goldfish farmer who finds his principles under serious threat.

Jasmine Trinca won best actress for her performance in Fortunata by Sergio Castellito and best director went to Taylor Sheridan for Wind River.

Trinca plays a young mother fighting for her dream to open a hair salon in the well-sold Italian feature.

Elizabeth Olsen and Jeremy Renner star in Sheridan’s feature directorial debut about an inexperienced FBI investigator who teams up with a Wyoming game tracker to solve a murder on a Native American reservation.

The prize for ‘the best poetic narrative’ went to Mathieu Amalric’s Un Certain Regard opener Barbara and the jury prize went to Mexican director Michel Franco’s April’s Daughter.

>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cannes-2017-regard-winners-announced-1007580
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Taylor Sheridan Best Director for Wind River at Un Certain Regard

OlsenXRenner confirmed kino
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Taylor Sheridan

3 Screenplays
>Sicario
>Hell or High Water
>Wind River

Is he the savior of American Cinema, guys?
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Bros where can I watch the closing ceremony live?
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>>83279671

I suppose someone will post a Canal+ stream later when it starts
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>>83279671
>>83279914
Yeah there'll probably be a canal+ stream around 8pm french time (in ~5hours). If it's like the previous years it will in french with no subs tho.
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>>83280222

I have a feeling that most of the american films in play will get an award.
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>>83279914
>>83280222
Thanks
What are your predictions?
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>>83280286

120 bpm for Palm d'or because homosexuals, aids and frenchs all together.

Haneke will get nothing and careful with Coppola. and Hong.

Shit festival overall tho, next year they better pick better movies for more post-ceremony rage as with last years
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>>83280286
>Palme d'or : 120 bpm
>Grand Prix : Loveless
>Prix du Jury : Wonderstruck
>Best director : Hong Sangsoo
>Best screenplay : The square
>Best actress : The three girls in The beguiled
>Best actor : Robert Pattinson

Maybe Ozon will come and take something because he's gay and french people like him.
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>>83280352
At least politics weren't enough to win Palme D'or. But it's changing a bit.Last year Ken Loach won cause mah welfare.In 2004 , Farenheit 9/11 won over Oldboy.
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>>83280455

Dheepan and La vie d'adele were also politics (Muh Refugees and Homosexual marriage movement in Paris)
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>>83280394

Critics are saying Ozon did a very shit movie this time.
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Any good independent or low key sci-fi/horror films to keep an eye on?
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>>83280512
It's really sad.I think the actors and actresses are more likely to do this than directors.
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>>83280537
depends, I've either read people who said it was shit or people who said it was great. Since the jury is small it might happen.
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>>83280573

Venice and Berlin are worse about political awards. Cannes is just the most relevant and is falling for the politics meme.
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Redoubtable is already getting revisited and the festival hasn't even ended

>Underpraised: “Redoubtable.” Michel Hanazavicius’ fascinating movie has the temerity to dramatize the love life of Jean-Luc Godard (played by Louis Garrel, who I wish looked more like him). But it’s really about the moment in 1968 when Godard turned his back on his audience, just as it was starting to turn its back on him. The film entertainingly evokes the poison-pill tragedy of Godard’s transformation, when he slipped through the looking glass of a “radical” political evolution that became his way of rejecting the world. Hanazavicius is a clever formalist movie nut, and with “Redoubtable” he may have stumbled onto a new genre: the inside-the-auteur biopic.
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Don't underestimate Naomi Kawase's movie. I heard it's really emotional.Even though critics don't like her that much, I can see Will Smith,Jessica Chastain,Fan Bingbing and Pedro probably liking it.Imagine if she were a black woman she would have multiple Palme D'ors by now.
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>>83280702
Yeah that might win too, esp since muh disability
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>>83280614
The artistic director is a great guy.He doesn't usually fall for this shit.That's why there are hardly any nigger movies in the main competition.But some of the directors and most of the actors are sjws .So for the last it's changing.
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>>83280694

oh please don't gave anything to a Godard's biopic. That will only make me hate the frenchs even more than what I alredy do.

>>83280702
I like Kawase sad style, won't mind if she wins even for "muh women" politics. I like her a lot.
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>>83280791
The gay card and muh evil russian dictator card trump asian woman card.She could have won if she were black.
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>>83280981
You're fucking retarded.
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Where can I watch the closing ceremony?
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>>83281766
With me :3
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Is You Were Never Really Here going to win anything? Seems to be cunnykino t b h
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>>83281847

I think not.
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Who gives a fuck if Xavier isn't even there?
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>>83280352
This is the probable lineup for next year

Leos Carax --- Annette
Nuri Bilge Ceylan --- Wild Pear Tree
Claire Denis --- High Life
Xavier Dolan --- The Life and Death of John F. Donovan
Jean-Luc Godard --- Image and Parole
Hou Hsiao-hsien --- Shulan River
Abdellatif Kechiche --- Mektoub is Mektoub
László Nemes --- Sunset
Lee Chang-dong --- Burning
Mike Leigh --- Peterloo
Christian Petzold --- Transit
Carlos Reygadas --- Where Life Begins
Ulrich Seidl --- Evil Games
Myroslav Slaboshpytskyi --- Luxembourg
Lars von Trier --- The House that Jack Built

Much better than this year.
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>>83283913
The Favourite will 100% be there.
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>>83283913
lmao can you even imagine if we got a line up that good
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>>83283913
>Claire Denis in competition
i doubt it
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>>83283913
Isn't Trier banned?
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>>83284021
No. It was just during the Melancholia year and it was unfair.
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When does the closing ceremony start in GMT?
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Coppola called back
Campillo called back
Zvyagintsev called back

rumours about Ramsay and Lanthimos being called back aswell
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>>83284287
Red carpet is in 10 bings
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>>83284354
Diane Kruger called back (rumour)
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>>83284395
>>83284354
These rumors were 100% bullshit last year
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>>83283913
>Nuri Bilge Ceylan
i thought he's almost done with his film

>Myroslav Slaboshpytskyi
meme

>László Nemes
meme

>Carlos Reygadas
meme

>Lee Chang-dong --- Burning
bring it on

>Abdellatif Kechiche --- Mektoub is Mektoub
meme

>Xavier Dolan
...

>Leos Carax
the only one worth looking forward to
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>>83284415
The source is legit
Campillo, Lanthimos, Krüger, Phoenix/Ramsay, Zviaguintsev, Ösltund, Coppola, Serraille. Mazette are all confirmed to be in Cannes at this very moment.
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>>83284488
I really like Reygadas, but Kechiche, Nemes and Dolan are memes indeed.
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Anyone got a canal+ stream?
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>>83284768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxisHHxgqVM
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>>83284768
http://www.canalplus.fr/pid3580-live-tv-clair.html
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>>83284887
I think it's geoblocked but there's a trick to watch it. You must put your computer clock at France timezone.
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Pedro here, Coppola will win
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Y O R G O S
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hello where is red carpet stream pls
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>>83284496
Pretty much confirmed, Kruger, Lanthimos and Zviaguintsev appeared on the red carpet so the source was right
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>>83285073
Shut up and pay your taxes, Pedro.
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PALME D'OR COMING THROUGH

OUT OF MY WAY, FUCKING MENINISTS

can someone please spoiler le epic twist at the end that everyone's talking about but won't actually say what it is?
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>>83286256
Best actor but not Palme d'or.
the twist is Phoenix character is actually a ftm trans
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>>83286314
get OUT
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>>83285325
If Yorgos wins anything I will personaly suck Almodovar old rotten cock
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>>83286474
the movie was kinda trashed though
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>>83286558
I liked it so that's all that matters
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>>83286594
wtf how did you see it
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lads, do you have to be rich to get into Cannes?
does a poorfag ever stand a chance of catching a screening?
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>>83286558
The French critics all hated it, the anglos all loved it.
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Do not forget sometimes they called back people and they win nothing, pure sadism.
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>>83286659
I'm French and they're doing special showings of Cannes movies this weekend in one specific cinema in Paris

I saw it Friday evening
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>>83286698
Sure. Just write some bullshit for a film website or even better just make your own site
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>>83286732
sad!
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Is the photocall on the YouTube live? Shouldn't they be in the theatre now?
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>>83286742
Nice. Actually I saw that on my letterboxd feed yesterday.

>>83286698
Some screenings are public, I live not that far and went to one last week end. I woke up at 6 to have more chance to get in tho. I've heard some stuff about how easy it is to make fake referentials to get an accreditation.
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>>83286698
Yes. Just write a sign on a piece of cardboard asking for invitation. With time you get to know people and get invitation more easily. better if you're a pretty girl.
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how much sex does eva have with emmanuelle in the new /pol/anski flick
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>>83286887
forgot piccy
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will the actual awards ceremony be streamed on youtube?
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what is mommyca saying
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>>83286839
No, isnt live. they arent streaming the awards presentation
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>>83286902
not enough
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live stream please????
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Wtf are her mikes on her tiddies
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>>83286910
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5no0rv_cannes-2017-suivez-en-live-la-ceremonie-de-cloture_shortfilms

try this
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So when is the truck going to plow into the audience?
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>>83286974
Nice.
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>cinema should reflect reality
>I wonder if there are any films about islamic terrorism and migrant crisis
>mfw there is a film about Neo-Nazi terrorists and nothing about fucking Muslims
This is getting ridiculous.
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>>83286993
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omg lesbians
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>watching a Cannes year with based Dolan

why bother
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>>83287089
>with
Go back to mommy Xavier, you're drunk
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>>83286887
There is a 10 minute unsimulated sex scene in the middle of the movie.
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>>83287089
fuck off faggot
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ready for endless speeches and tears ?
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>no tits
>turn into lesbian

really makes you think
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What was that just now?
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>>83287162
Sapphic love
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Is the Cannes Film Festival /ourguy/ or is it reddit?
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Thurman lookin good
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HOLY FUCK MUNGIU IS A TOTAL MANLET
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>>83287178
MTV movie awards are /tv/
Cannes is reddit
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Mungiu is a manlet
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lynch looks like he wants to murder that gypsy
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. "Twin Peaks (TV: Season 3, Ep 1+2)" (David Lynch) Special Screening [9.10/24 1.0]
2. "The Nothing Factory (A fábrica de nada)" (Pedro Pinho) FIPRESCI Prize [8.24/17 1.1]
3. "The Florida Project" (Sean Baker) [8.03/80 1.0]
4. "Top of the Lake: China Girl (TV)" (Jane Campion, Ariel Kleiman) Special Screening [7.86/11 1.0]
5. "Visages, Villages" (Agnes Varda & JR) [7.71/55 1.3]
6. "Western" (Valeska Grisebach) [7.53/63 1.3]

kek, this is pathetic. Two TV shows, nothing from official competition. only one from Un Certain Regard.
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>Cannes critics jizzed all over new Twin Peaks

/tv/ in damage control yet?
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>>83287236
tbf Cannes has always loved Lynch and Campion
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MOMMY
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There are too many Americans at Cannes. I don't need their cultural enrichment thank you. Stay behind your fucking wall.
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>>83287301
*drives truck into you*
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>>83287301
Don't worry, Pedro will provide the enrichment up your butt
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Bracing for Almodovar to give the palme to 120 BPM and everyone ignoring the actual film to call it a political award

>>83287301
At least americans don't sing fucking happy birthday at every awards ceremony
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Watching the stream makes me sick. Al these familiar faces chit-chatting and smiling and acting quirky is disgusting.
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>dat fucking montage

Looks like E entertainement
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Lynch looks so out of place here

>>83286940
Thanks anon
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Will Avenging Silence premiere a Cannes next year?
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Someone gib the deets on the pegging scene in L'amant double
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>>83287301
>a fucking musical performance
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>>83278273
>>>/fa/
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>>83287444
You can't see that much stuff, the dildo is shown, and she put some vaseline or stuff like that in it before, but once it's greased you don't see anything more, the shot is cut above the waist.
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>>83287502
Damn, you'd think Ozon would be willing to show full penetration if the opening shot of the film is a close-up of what's-her-face's cervix.
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>>83287444
>>83287502
>pixie cut pegging scene
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>>83287529
maybe he didn't show it because it was a dream
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YEAH AUTISM MAN
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Ramsay and Yorgos tie for screenplay
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>>83287404
Fuck the liberal elites. They are out of touch morons. They don't understand anything.
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>>83287529
The movie's playing at mainstream french multiplexes, think it's pretty watered down.
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yorgos got cucked, they gave him the worst prize and only half of it lmao
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>>83287579
it means no prize for Joaquin !
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>>83287585
so what he's still got an autistic waifu
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>>83287579
>>83287585
these fucking jews
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prix du jury for loveless
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Got a fiver on the beguiled for the palme at 26-1 lads, if I win i'll buy you all a pint
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Loveless jury prize
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Ruskie not happy with third place
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wew, that was early...
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>who me?
>do I have to go up there?
Fucking slavs
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Brexit cucked
Russians cucked

it's going to Haneke lads
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>>83287701
10 bucks a truck plows into Haneke right after he accepts the palm
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So this means BPM wins the palme?
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>>83287722
no redoubtable will
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>>83287610
I thought she was kill
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>>83287722
Betting AIDS will take it
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>>83287722
pretty much

faggots win
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>>83287739
no that was little sister ;_;
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how to get paolo hair
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>sorrentino's hair
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best actress for Diane kruger
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Diane fucking who
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>>83287815
Sounds like such a shit film
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Kruger looks amazing but I heard she was pretty mediocre in that
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Fucking turk chimping out
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Diane <3
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>>83287838
the movie is mediocre but She was praised by everybody
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>>83287838
Agree, but I guess it was a weak year for the category.
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>>83287836
NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF
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>>83287879
me in the back
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>>83287911
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best actor for joachin phoenix
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BASED JOAQUIN
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>Bellucci, Chastain, Ade, Kruger, Ramsey, and that other milf on the jury
Too many mommys on stage in a row
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lmao joaquin is stoned
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>>83287600
I was wrong, they made an exception this year
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>Oscars give him shit
>Cannes right on the money

truly goat festival. get fucked Academy faggots
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>>83287945
>not knowing based Agnès Jaoui
wtf bro
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>>83287970
I wasn't gonna google how to spell it
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>focusing on his shoes
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Joaquin and Rooney confimed for best Cannes couple. They both won best actor prize
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I wouldn't mind bang banging dat Bing Bing
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>>83287999
You'd think Rooney would date someone more on her end of the spectrum
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best mise en scène for coppola
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wtf, she left?
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it's over cannes is finished
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>>83288015
Rooney is not for lewd!
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>>83288041
you think joaquin sniffs her butthole on the reg
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MAREN ADE IS CUTE!
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>>83288060
I think he focuses on the pusy instead!
rollin
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Was there a lesbian film this year?
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prix du jury for 120BPM
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NO PALME FOR GAYS

HAHAHAHAH
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So is 120 BPM about niggers or gays?
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>>83288089
Yeah with Eva Green and Emmanuel Seigner

Based on a True Story by Polanski
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>>83287999
Trips of truth
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What'll win Palm now?
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What's even left for the palme? It can't be wonderstruck right?
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I guess this means A Gentle Creature wins?
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>>83288165
You know it
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HANEKE

HANEKE

HANEKE

HANEKE

it's coming

*unzips pants*
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>>83286887
>>83286902
>>83286943
>not enough
Does that imply >0?
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>>83288136
>>83288143
Fucking based
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>>83288181
fuck you, it's safdie bro times
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It means it's Ösltund and his disastrous movie who won the Palme !
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>>83288165
Good Time, I hope
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Refn will win
Screencap this
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>>83288216
Twin Peaks because the official selection was shit.
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>>83288216
There's no way, too niche.
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>>83288232
That'd be crazy
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The Sadfie bros included Pepe in their movie, they HAVE to win

KEK WILLS IT
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Kinda mad that Jaoui didn't talk. Pedro's speech was great tho.
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>>83288273
lmao what
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special prize for Lynch I guess
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>>83288283
Not even joking, there's even a mention in the credits "Pepe the Frog appears courtesy of its creator"

I shit you not
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>sunglasses inside, in a dark hall
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>>83288300
But why
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special 70 anniversary prize for Nicole Kidman
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>Extra prize for Nicole Kidman

fucking wat
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jesus christ, will is a complete douche
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>>83288273
>>83288283
>>83288300
>>83288311
meme
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>>83288311
They're obsessed with chan culture, look it up
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>>83288338
Glad somebody else noticed this
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>>83288319
it was funny come on
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>>83288318
>>83288314
Does that mean Yorgos got 2 prizes for his movie?
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>>83288338
>dinosaur taking in a sunset while struggling with existentialism
lol he definitely browses /tv/
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worst cannes ever?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeslXCAK-UY

Absolutely insufferable
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So who won the Palme?
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Oh Juliette, my love !
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>>83287945
Juliette too now
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Wonderstruck for palme screencap this.
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>>83288411

sure, cos you saw all the movies
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>>83288423
Dolan
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palme d'or for The square
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

HE ACTUALLY DID IT
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>>83288252
Yea too NICHE bro yeah
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Neat
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HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY GAVE THE PALME TO HANEKE

MADMEN
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>>83288445
based
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>>83288216
FUCK ME !
AWFUL
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>Kidman not in the audience

They truly fucked up.
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>film shitting on pomo crap wins top prize
Are the Frenchies waking up finally?
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>>83288490
> !

Why do you french do this
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SWEDEN NO
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btw Elisabeth Moss has a full frontal nude scene in the saure
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>>83288504
French punctuations rules. That's it.
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"MODERN ART IS RUBBISH" WINS

Cannes red pill as fuck
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Oh man, all the french journalists are gonna be so pissed lmao
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>>83288534
We already saw her fully nude in Top of the Lake Season 1
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better awards than last year though even if they forgot my gook HSS
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>no best actor for Pattinson
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The Guardian on suicide watch
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>>83288627
And nothing for Good Times, I'm sad
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>>83288627
Joaquin is better.
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>>83288655
Good, frogposters should know their place
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The Square very divisive among the french critics.

Not a bad thing 2bh.
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>>83288638
Bradshaw simply jizzed on Zygiantsev and Haneke like he just discovered their work now. It was pathetic reading his circlejerk eulogies.
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>>83288678

Malausa is the only critic that matters in this list.
>>
Reminder that /pol/ literally had a film in competition this year.

Now that's quacking crazy when you think about it.
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>>83288749
>trusting modern cahiers
wew lad
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>>83288732
This cringey shit makes me not want to see his film
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>>83288678
>Literally whos
Besides Vincent Malausa, those guys work for shit mags. It's a dud.
>>
>>83288678
what does the white star mean
>>
>>83288753
>Reminder that /pol/ literally had a film in competition this year.

[s4s]
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>>83288768
It's really good, I'd recommend it, the ending is a bit weak but overall it's great
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>>83288088
quads get
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>>83288787
nah, /pol/
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>>83288764
>Implying
Les Cahiers don't fall for shit like Audiard's Dheepan. That's more than enough pedigree.
>>
Another palm that got panned by critics
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>>83288874
Audiard is the best french filmmaker working today, show some respect you little bitch
>>
>>83288874
Didn't Cahiers say Sin City 2 was one of the best films of the year when it came out?
They lost all credibility a long time ago.
>>
>>83288929
Yeah sure. Except he isn't.
>>83288933
I doubt it... But if they did, they must have written a compelling critic as to why they thought so.
>>
>>83288782
It means the movie is shit, or so they think
>>
Some snubs, but overall happy and surprised with Palm D'Or after lackluster choices the last few years.

RIP Netflix, you never scored.
>>
>>83288732
>>83288860
Aren't they jewish?
>>
>>83288997
No, they did. I remember they got a lot of flak for it from somebody in Sight & Sound
>>
>>83289000
Oh yeah, in the end I'm glad netflix got jackshit, the little cunts
>>
>>83288770
Rouyer works Positif which is as prestigious as Les Cahiers
Vernay and Goldberg are good critics aswell
>>
>>83289053
No, they're Greek
>>
>>83289053
Yes, and they only understand chan culture on the surface.
I'm guessing they came to it from /r/the_donald.
There's never been any indication they even post on /tv/.
>>
>>83289083
>Good critics
They work for shitty mags. Sorry.

>Les inrocks
>>
>>83289079
Am I crazy, or did Pheonix thank Amazon Studios in his speech? Did they silently pick up the movie for distribution? It doesn't really matter but it'd make the narrative funnier imo that Amazon totally btfos Netflix at the Oscars and Cannes.
>>
>>83288753
what

Wich one? Why? FUCK TURMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>
>>83289150
He did. Amazon will probably release the movie in theaters so they don't care.
>>
>>83289178
Good Time, by the Safdie brothers

It's actually pretty good and got a lot of praise
>>
>>83289132
Working for Les inrocks doesn't make you a bad critics. Youu could have a wordpress and have 2 visits a month and still be a good critics
>>
>>83283913
This is actually really neat, did you just come up with this on your own?
>>
>>83289197
In France though? Only ask because the plebs still booed for the Amazon logos before Wonderstruck and Meyerowitz Stories.
>>
>>83289252
Why is it /pol/?
>>
>>83289331
I guess. Amazon prime for streaming doesn't seem to be a big thing in France. They released The neon demon and some other stuff last year in theaters so I think they'll do the same this year.
>>
just post the Eva Green HD pics already
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>vote for me because I'm a woman
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>>83289349
Pepe appears in the film, also the two directors apparently browse 4Chan
>>
>>83289432
>Can't even name Maren Ade
>Want to be taken seriously
>>
>>83287126
whats going on here
>>
>>83289053
Just like Trump
>>
>>83289197
Amazon has plans to change their distribution model, basically offering their films in digital format 15 days after theatrical release but they're too scared right now, as they're mostly going for the award season. Which is why they're quietly helping netflix cinema division, to see how much pressure they can put to the studios and the conventional release model.

They're playing their cards very well.
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>>83289439
cringe
>>
>>83288452
fucking hell that was unexpected really
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>>83289549
>basically offering their films in digital format 15 days after theatrical release
They can't do that in France, it's illegal. There's a dumb chronology in France, where a film can be showed on streaming websites only 3 years after being shown on theaters. Hence the drama with Netflix not wanting to release their movies in theaters.
>>
Some clips from The Square:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw3fHdL_D68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTNDrXlNFfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaBTxBmc7vY
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>>83289478
Yeah, that and "director-ess" doesn't help her case.
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>>83289432
>Dolan on next year's jury
>gives all the prizes to women
based
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wtf is will smith talking about?
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>>83289859
Will Smith is a cinema buff now, he's gonna pull a McConaughey next year
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>>83289729
Nothing a little lobbying can't fix. Or a court case in front of the ECJ.
>>
>"The dictatorship of being politically correct"

Holy fuck, Pedro is red pilled as fuck
>>
>>83289996
dude have you ever seen his movies
>>
>>83289996

this means The Square is also a /pol/ film
>>
>>83289974
he practically drones on without really answering the question, a true politician in the making
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>>83289730
This seems awful
>>
>>83290046

sure, I just wasn't expecting that from him cos he's gay
>>
ruben östlund hasn't made a bad movie and i'm happy he gets a nice award
the square is probably good as well
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>>83290100
I thought Gitarrmongot was pretty bad. but must have been 10 years ago since I saw it. maybe I'll like it better now
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>>83290094
>He thinks not being PC = being /pol/
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>>83290058
>>83290068
>>83290100

Ruben Östlund is making his films humorous and provocative, but that's about it. They completly lack any semblance of nuance or depth, his characters are incredibly inconsistant, and they honestly don't say much overall.

Don't be fooled.
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>>83290420
ok safdie
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>>83290046
they're leftist as fuck
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>>83290420
this post didn't say much overall
i got a lot out of involuntary, force majeure and play
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>>83290420
I've been burned more than once by "NORTHMAN HUMOR". I won't get fooled once more.
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>>83289281
Got that list from a film forum
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>>83290456
>almodovar
>leftist
LMAO
M
A
O
Google "Almodovar Pentagon Papers."
Dude's a capitalist through and through.
>>
holy shit Phoenix is completely out of it
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>>83290597
? link
>>
Will Smith apparently wanted the refugee movie to win,aka Jupiter’s Moon aka the Last Face of 2017
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>>83290671
OP
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>>83290724
Didn't know Will Smith was a Haneke fan
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>>83288749
>>83288770
>Positif
>shit mag
are you even into kino
Michel Ciment is one of the best film critics
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>>83278273
i literally dont care who wins as long Happy Ends and Haneke get nothing
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>>83290724
I saw an interview with Will Smith on the biggest spanish radio radio show (rtve) where he talked about the influence of French Existentialism & the Situationalist movement had on his oeuvre. He talked about "The Society of the Spectacle" for like 30 minutes.
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>>83290831
It's already over genius

And Haneke didn't get anything at all
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>>83290912
>his oeuvre
hol up
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>>83290912
Sauce
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>>83290912
don't tell me will smith used the word "oeuvre" for his carreer
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>>83290912
He must be a Guy Debord fan anyway. I don't doubt that he'll make VR films in a near future.
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>>83287126
That cut is fucking perfect
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>>83289432
>Coppola literally wins Best Director
>still not good enough
I would not fare well in the Hollywood machine.
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>>83291073
Wait, is this a meme or is Will "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" Smith actually a closet intellectual?
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>>83291626
Meme of course. VR films is basically what Guy Debord despises, a type of film that doesn't bring any questions, depth, reflections or critics, just an pseudo-experience of some place or situation. Watch Iñarritu's interview about his VR short and you'll understand how harmful that shit is to cinema as an art.
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>>83291720
Inarritu's thing isn't really a VR short. It's a museum with a haunted house in it.
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