Here's your popcorn sir, I'm afraid you will have to wait until your girlfriend returns from the bathroom before I can sell this to you without breaking the no singles policy.
You still believe in a myth?
>>83278268
Rob, I can call you Rob, right? Rob, I'm gonna need a small favor, just give me the popcorn and let me skip the penis exams and I'll pay you back later.
>>83278422
Im sorry sir but attempting to bribe an agent of the Kinoplex is a crime, we will have to confiscate your falcon, or send you to the popcorn mines.
May I please barter my immaculate boipucci for some popcorn?
>>83278512
Oh I completely forgot that I have to take my penis inspection on other cinema, I'll be right back I promise!
>>83278512
But Rob, we're such good friends. I don't think I can handle this from you. Every time I look into your eyes I'm just reminded of my wife's son who is so dear to me. You're like family, Rob.
>>83278756
dont worry, my stepdads wife is close with Robert so i wont get fired, I can get around the inspection, for a fee
>>83278268
>>83278268
hehe, nigger! hehehe i just got tingles typing that, take that you nigger! omg hehehe
>>83278268
What if Robert was a spirit in Twin Peaks and this concession stand setting was actuallly the Black Lodge?