>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv.
>knows his ugly fucking whore wife is watching, slamming her brown taint with her "Harley" baseball bat.
>knows if he hugs christina, his wife will kill him. He will be banned from watching her and the bull for a MONTH AT LEAST.
>Quickly turns away blindly grabbing the nearest guy on stage to hug him instead, thanks god its a black bull. He feels safe again.
>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see. He dies inside.
>leno gestures wildly attempting to distract the audience.
>Christina looks confused and sad. Her feet hurt and she has been waiting all day to say hi to the director of some of her favorite movies.
Is he wearing long shorts or short pants?
>>83278121
short trousers
>look mom I poasyted it again lol
cancer
do you think he regrets it?
>>83278080
Please tell us more about Christina's aching feetsies. Does she have a designated footgirl like most starlets?
>>83278593
Why do you hate me /tv/?
>>83278663
Because you dress like a 12 year old from the 90s.
>>83278638
>>83278080
Holy shit Christina looks like this? THICC
>>83278080
That fucking bald patch is JUST
>>83278663
WHRE IS CLERKS 3
>>83278593
What is a footgirl?