This was maybe one of the best movies I've ever seen. I'm

>>83276134
sure thing Dwayne

>>83276134

Your movie is bad and you'll never be president.

>implying this won't be the biggest movie of the summer

>>83276134
Isn't the guy with the binoculars a life guard?
Wouldn't that contradict the hottest lifeguards award?

>that on set gangbang between the rock zac Alex and Charlotte

>>83276278
See now that would have been a better movie

that ""thing"" on the right is barely human

she must've sucked real good dick to get a spot

>>83276328
She could suck my dick if you catch my drift

>>83276134
I don't know why critics hate it, people just want to laugh and have fun

>>83276134
Loved this movie... instant classic. Audience agreed. They were all laughing, and clapping at the appropriate times.

>>83276134
Stuck-up Hollywood critics just don't get a movie like this. People just want to laugh and have fun.

It's got The Rock... what more could you ask for

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>>83276134
Didn't see it yet but heard audiences loved it

>>83276134
>they all laughed and clapped at the appropriate times.
>clapped at the appropriate times
>clapped
>appropriate

>>83276134

>Daddario has the best tits of them all
>Dont show them in the poster

what did they mean by this?

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>>83276134
I walked out both laughing and clapping very loudly and everyone behind me followed suit.
Everyone was going through the lobby laughing and clapping very loudly.
One lady passed out from laughing to hard.
The clapping continued.
Everyone was clapping to their car doors and laughing intensified.
As I got to my car, I couldn't get the keys out of my car due to my excessive clapping.
I laughed around as everyone else was loudly clapping at their dad doors.
Eventually night came and the cops threw us all in jail for disturbing the peace and out after curfew.
This is my computer break to let you know the movie was awesome and hilarious.
Thank you.

Do they show Daddario crotch shots?

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I don't give a shit about the reviews. It's a fun summer movie and I'm going to see it.

PLOT TWIST: The obvious reason is Alexandra Daddarios tits on the big screen

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>>83276425

>"Good time if you leave your brain at the door"

>>83276870

To be fair there is room for films like that. I've be surprised by some comedies that go shit reviews over the last few years that turned out to be good. (That Robert DiNiro one comes to mind, Dirty Grandpa or something like that?)

>>83276134
I am prolly gonna see it, but maybe only for daddario I think

>>83276134
Does the freaky-eyed one with the juicy tits do that incredibly weird offputting smile at any point in the movie?

If so I'm out.

I think the line,."It's not called an 'anyou', baby" kinda killed the movie.

>>83276134
Dqayyynnée how u get here

>>83276134
Stone Cold was better you corny closet fag.

>>83276328
Shes way hotter than the dummy with meme eyes

>>83276134
How do I Rockposting?

>>83276820
Daddario's a meme. The blonde is superior.

>>83278021
https://twitter.com/therock
Read all his tweets for the quick rundown

>>83279355
Leo's leftovers with a busted face?
lmao

>>83276820
does she get nude in the film?

>>83276134
I thought baywatch was a show they were redoing

>>83280727
Saw a bunch of webms of people doing baywatch shit. Must have been a different show

I don't see the appeal of a movie based on a show which was at least 2/3 about watching jiggling tits when the internet is full of free porn now.

>>83276134
Me on the left

>>83280688
No, the only nudity in the movie is male dead body. I'm not kidding.

There is no appropriate time to clap in a cinema.

>>83279388
wt fuck is wron wiv him?