Let's talk about Snoke for a moment. I just cant get past

>>83272930
> TFW Snoke is Goldmember

>>83272930
Just wait. At some point everyone's going to realize those Darth Plagueis rumors would have been better than whatever bullshit Disney is going to come up with.

>>83272930
Just how many times did he molest Kylo?

>>83272930
>Snoke is a puppet rather than CGI in VIII
HYPE

>>83273572
>At some point everyone's going to realize those Darth Plagueis rumors
those were never rumors, it was wishful thinking. hoping lucas will not fuck it up.

i'm kind of glad he's an "original" character instead of some bullshit twist

granted he's just this trilogy's emperor who we didn't know fuck about

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>>83272930
I just can't get past the fact that the remnants of the Galactic Empire (which was seen as totally obliterated after Sidious's death) are somehow powerful enough to build a weapon capable of obliterating star systems, and that the New Republic is dumb enough to let them do it secretly.

>we need an ebin reference to the Original trilogy
>what about doing the exact same plot as Episode 4 ?
>we need drama
>let's just blow up the whole New Republic for shit lel

Disney is going to make the prequel look like good films.

>>83274210
Can't you just wait until episode 9 when they have built a death star the size of a galaxy.

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>>83272930
Man, Disney really dropped the budget on Snoke's CGI and replacing him with a Lego.

>>83274260
>system of planets each have a solar array that sucks energy from a massive sun
>the lasers they fire form a massive laser like on the original death star

>>83274105
Of course that's total bullshit until they prove it.

>>83272930
Why couldn't he be a giant? Like that hologram was his actual size. That would have been better than just knockoff Sheev.

>>83274115
>those were never rumors, it was wishful thinking.
Anon do you know what a rumor is?

>>83274105
>>83274399
>wanting inconsistency in the trilogy
Remember when Smaug had four legs in Unexpected Journey?

>>83274465
Nobody said he wasn't large. He's supposed to be over 7 feet I think.

>>83274518
I dunno, Lego figures are 1.5 inches.

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>>83272930
Turn to the gold side Rey!

>>83274210
>lets follow it up with a whole movie about the death star

>>83274648
>but wait, wouldn't our intelligent fanbase wonder where have all the characters gone ?
>not if we kill them all ;)

>>83274518
7 feet is still just a big guy, I was thinking 30 feet or so.

But then it wouldn't be as easy to make toys of him I guess

>>83274493
Lel never noticed that.

To be fair we saw so little of Snoke in VII I doubt it'll be too jarring.

>>83273443
Goldmember after Chemo?
DEEPEST LORE

>>83274518
Wow, he's a big guy.

>>83274210
>okay so we lived under the tyranny of the empire for decades and managed to fought back and get rid of them and their death star
>there's a remnant force of the empire left should we do something as the new republic?
>nah what's the worst that can happen? Build another death star?

>>83274161
But allegedly he knew Luke and Leia and was part of the New Republic.

>>83274210
Nazis get shit done

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mmmmm Snoke and a pancake?

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>>83272930
I BET HE LOVES GOOOOOOLD!

>>83274959
according to what?
a passage in some novel? Not even that?

>>83275049
I think who he is from their past is going to be another big reveal of Ep8

>>83274989
Actually, they don't, unless they have Jews to pillage and take money from
I don't think it was the case there

Snoke is Sio Bibble/

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

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AT-ATs man. AT-ATs.

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>>83275016
GOOLD?

>>83275152
STAR DESTROYERS!

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>>83275274
UGLY B-WING!

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>>83275371
ALDERAAN!

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BB-9E

The E is for evil.

>>83275152
>>83275247
>>83275274
Nah, it's only bad when it happens in a prequel happening a few day before ANH. It's cool when sequels do that. Because of reasons.

>>83275412
Is he the key to all of this? Evil BB8 Twin Brother, separated at birth? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBITHOLE GO

>>83275513
This is BB9. He's one better.

>>83275412
Please. For the love of god. Please don't make this one and BB-8 have some ridiculous, quirky fight. I think I'd just kill myself.

>>83275412
>>83275513
BB-9E will be Vader of this trilogy.

What will be the big plot twist though?

>>83275580
Bastard childs of R2-D2

>>83275580
BB9-E is Rey's father.

>>83275412
Twist.

Supreme Leader Snoke is actually the decoy leader for BB9E, just like we find out Vader kneels to Sheev but Smoke will kneel to BB9E.

>>83275626
>just like we find out Vader kneels to Sheev

Nobody thought Vader was in charge in the first film

>>83275580
Snoke is a droid. BB9 has Sheev's brain and is controlling him like Krang and that robot.

>>83274723
For you

>>83275726

That's to risky for Disney

reminder that snoke isn't a sith lord, in fact hes just some rich dude. kylo didn't slaughter the jedis at the temple, rey did. snoke thinks kylo did but begins suspecting it was rey after she beat kylo up. snoke captures leia and kylo feels guilty about what he has done and wants to right it so he decides to go find luke. years ago luke found rey in the aftermath of the temple massacre and mindwiped her, leaving her on jakku. she finds out and goes on a suicide mission to kill snoke. kylo captures her halfway there and they come to an understanding and decide to go together. kylo kills snoke, luke shows up and kills leia and goes full dark side and collapses the building. kylo drags rey out of the rubble and they go prepare to deal with luke.

>>83275850

Dude just look at TFA.

You're not going to get anything more complex than "good guys are good, bad guys are bad" out of this.

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>>83275850
So Rei is Revan?

he may not be a sith Lord, but he certainly is a fucking white male Shit Lord

>>83275850
and why exactly does luke go full dark side?

>>83275909
rey and kylo are both light sided going into ep9 but she is very near turning after finding out that luke was the one that abandoned her. she will likely go fully to the dark side in ep9 when she finds out that LUKE is her father

>>83275937
he only intended to create a balance in the force and train users who tap into both sides. he planted seeds of the dark side in their mind and one took in rey causing her to slaughter her classmates. after his failure in creating a new order he now wants to just end it altogether and kill both kylo and rey and let the force die with himself. killing leia was an accident that pushed him over the edge into the dark side. he didn't intend for this to happen this way.

>>83275412
G0-T0?

>>83275850
Once again since retards still haven't figured this out. The canon timeline is that the Jedi massacre only happened less than 6 years before TFA. Rey had already been on Jakku for many years at that point. Rey had nothing to do with that massacre or Luke.

>>83276051
Before some idiot decides to say that Rian changed it: these details were provided by Rian Johnson himself for a recent canon novel.

>>83276083
Pablo Hidalgo, someone whose job it is to keep track of Star Wars canon, has also corroborated this timeline multiple times.

>>83276051
*wrong. the flashback showing kylo and the knights killing some guy is from a dark side tribe that was collecting vader artifacts. kylo busts in there and takes vader's helmet.
the jedi temple massacre happened 12+ years ago

>>83276123
No. Even if I humor your retardation for a moment, how the fuck does that scene support the massacre being 12+ years ago?

>>83275850
Luke does not go full darkside. He sacrifices himself.

>>83275850
You can't capture Leia if she is already dead

>>83275152
What are you talking about, that's clearly a First Order Heavy Assault Walker™

>>83274470
Theories aren't rumors you fucking moron.

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>>83274996
kek

>>83274518
Tall characters get special Lego figures.
Look at Hagrid.

>>83276167
the scene form TFA that you retards think was the massacre was actually a different thing altogether that occured many years later. kylo and rey were children during the massacre

>>83275110
They already fixed their economy before the final solution, desu

>>83275397
Underrated.

>>83275397
Kek. No assembly required.

>>83277445
Pillage =! killings
Less known fact, during the war the German trains were an absolute wreck
Corruption, especially in the very high spheres, was fucking rampant (nepotism)
Hitler strategy was basically right hand (The Party/The SS) vs left hand (Local Administration/The Army) and he used local rivalries to get maximum efficiency. In fact, it often lead to chaos and misunderstandings. The complete chaos that was the 1944-45 retreat is proof of that.

>>83276123
>>83275850
Actually this is not how it goes. Jedi Massacre is only a few years prior to TFA. Rey was left years ago. The book Bloodlines confirms this.

Checkmate atheists.