>it's a video essay >they play In Motion from the

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>they play nujabes or some kind of jazz-inspired instrumental hip hop

>>83270550
>its a video essay narrated by an effeminate sounding numale

>>83270550
>some autist played the dovahkiin song from skyrim
I cringed into the 4th dimension

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>some based anon plays reptiles theme

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>(slows down voice) and maybe, just maybe... the point of the essay..... when you think about it.............. is that there is no point.

>Don't forget to subscribe and donate to my Patreon for more deeply insightful analysis of Rihanna's lyrics or Harry Potter's cinematography

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>>83270550
>video "essay"
>it's less than 20 minutes

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>>83272921
>it's a documentary about an obscure 20th century progressive activist

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>video essay due in 2 hours
>haven't started
>minimum length requirement is 2.5 hourmeters

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>essayist has a British accent

why hasnt that chink sjw released a new video in like six months with all the donation money he's getting

>>83273784
>answering your own question

What is a film? One might say a long instance of moving pictures that go on for an hour or so. But, that's not me.

What is a film, to me?

It's emotion, and the feeling you get when you see something amazing for the first time. I remember when I was 5, I saw Star Wars for the first time, and it changed my life.

But why? Well to get into that I'll have to dig a little deeper...

>>83273894
kek

Who is this based on?

>>83273369
Who are you quoting?

Anything over those fucking royalty free ukelele/marimba tracks

>>83275126
>>83274450
Patrick H Williams
Every frame a painting
Nerdwriter1

Any of these nu male cucks

>>83273480
There is a guy from Liverpool who, I shit you not, has analysed just about every sentence of John Carpenters the thing

>>83272921
every single time

>>83273480
Marginally better than the whiny, nasal tones of a nu-male American

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>Terrible sound quality
>No edits for mistakes made
>Lispy sounding, effeminate voice
>Not editing those slight lip smacks and breaths

Don't get me started on this shit, man. The amount of times I wanted some quick tutorial on something and it's under layers of KRSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH