>Sire, there's been another attack on Gondor, the Orcs

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>Well you see the thing is, Legolas, we just have to work harder on Orc integration, within a few generations they'll becomes Elves

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>Seriously Sam, after the Orcs took over Osgiliath it became a no-go zone

>No-go zones are a myth Mr. Frodo, made up by right wing Elvish scribes

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Orcs would have created Rivendell too if it weren't for 1000s of years of Elvish discrimination and oppression.

it won't be long until lotr is considered hate speech

You fags are a bunch of pussies holy shit

>>83250587
that's somewhat true though

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Hate bigot Gandalf is arraigned in court for suggesting there may be biological or racial differences between Orcs and Elves.

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>They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them.
Jesus Christ Jackson. How did he get away with this?

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Dwarf council gives impassioned speech declaring that "The Shire has always had Orcs living there & there's no such thing as a 100% hobbit."

#notallorcs

>>83250726
kek