>Morgue scene >Medical examiner eats a sandwich and

>Morgue scene
>Medical examiner has morbid highly inappropriate deranged humor
>"Sorry, guess I've been down here too long heh heh"

>>83243878
Gone in Sixty Seconds

>>83243878
>morgue scene
>turns into a sex scene with the corpse
wtf raimi

>someone says some science mumbojumbo
>Uh un english please

>>83243878
Wasn't that a Carls Jr. commercial?

>Morgue scene
>Medical examiner starts a carna intercourse w/ one or more bodies

>morgue scene
>doctor rushes an autopsy
>doctor cares about family's religious wishes
>doctor talks to the corpse

>morgue scene
>Medical Examiner coughs into hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly sees Subway coupon in hand

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>>83243878

>Morgue scene
>Medical examiner is playing cards with the corps

>>83244937
>Medical examiner is playing cards with the corps

Being in the army is stressful, might be how they chill out

>>83243878

>Mongolese autism self-help internet board
>character uploads pepe.jpg
>it ain't me starts playing
>...and your other frog folder


I'm so thired of this.

>>83244964
never reply to me again

>>83244990
Never make a spelling error again and I won't have to

>Morgue scene
>*Record scratch*
>"Yup, that's me."
>"You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..."

>bad guy previously thought dead reappears
>"what's the matter? you look like you've seen a ghost"

>>83243878
>Morgue scene
>Medical examiner and veteran cop tell rookie cop they can leave for the autopsy
>rookie cop says "nah I'm cool"
>sound of saw as medical examiner and veteran cop look on dispassionately
>rookie cop runs out vomiting 5 seconds later

>Morgue scene
>Forensic scientist looks at a body one last time before turning the lights off and leaving.

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>morgue scene
>"here's his stomach contents"
>character whiffs it and starts to blow chunks
>Medical Examiner resumes eating sandwich
>corps start marching
>Bridge on the River Kwai starts playing

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>Morgue scene
>Something weird with the corpses
>Med. Examiner had done autopsy on them months ago

>>83243939
Definitely not unrealistic

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>Morgue scene
>examiner is fucking a corpse
>cops come in
>they start fucking the corpse
>more cops come in
>the examiner has to cut open new holes just for everyone to fuck
Every time. In real life they at least leave enough corpses out for everyone.

>morgue scene
>jenna malone has sex with corpse

>>83245091
Underrated.

>>83246511
Yes

>autopsy scene
>subtle movement in the corpse
>"uh...doc?"
>"oh don't worry, the nervous system is still active for several hours after death"

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>morgue scene
>rookie cop requests nose balm
>senpais make fun of him

>morgue scene
>examiner pulls some sort of prank on a newcomer

>>83246596
No

>>83243939
>work around corpses
>has gallows humor
I don't see the problem here

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>>83243878
>police go to mosque to view body
>older, jaded cop pulls back plastic sheet
>rookie cop partner: "I'm gonna be sick"

>>83243939
thats actually true

> Medical examiner is wearing headphones and doesn't see the killer come back to life behind him.

>>83245682
I've never understood this Pepe. Is he hoovering the popcorn into his mouth?

>>83243939
Sounds like the majority of medical examiners, doctors, police officers, soldiers, firemen, etc

>local medical examiner releases the body for the funeral before the hotshot out-of-town guy can see it

>The funeral was a cremation

>morgue scene
>main character starts playing with a dead little girl's nipples

>>83244981
>>>83243878 (OP)
>>Mongolese autism self-help internet board
>>character uploads pepe.jpg
>>it ain't me starts playing
>>...and your other frog folder
>I'm so thired of this.
Underrated post

>>83243878
>Morgue scene
>Protagonist is caught having sex with corpse
>"Wait! I can explain!"
>Doesn't explain

>>83243939
I guess it doen't work on fa/tv/irgins because of the edge.

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>Morgue scene
>Ditzy zombie attendant loses item inside corpse.

>morgue scene
>autopsy starts
>person being cut open isn't actually dead yet and starts screaming

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>Morgue scene
>pathologist reattaches the severed hand to the corpse
>"and your OTHER hand"

>"did you just say something?" "no wait.. you're dead"

>Morgue scene
>Medical examiner is smoking, eating chips and listening to metal
>"visiting hours are over pal"

>>83250012
Anonymous 05/27/17(Sat)20:07:58 No.83250012
>>83244981
>>>83243878 (OP) (OP)
>>Mongolese autism self-help internet board
>>character uploads pepe.jpg
>>it ain't me starts playing
>>...and your other frog folder
>I'm so thired of this.
Underrated post

underrated

>Hell scene
>Demon eats corpse and places it on a sandwich

>>83243878
>morgue scene
>examiner hears pounding on the other side of the freezer door
>he opens it instead of setting the place on fire

>>83249693
No, it's like the movie had a jump scare and it surprised pepe so much he jumped, spilling his popcorn.
t. Dr. of Memelogy

>>83243878
name every film

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>morgue scene
>Dead hooker laying naked on the examiners table
>No one touches her boobs

>Morgue scene
>long-haired bearded dead guy in robe and sandals gets up and leaves unremarked

>>83253375
of course they wouldn't show something like that in the film out of respect for her family and/or friends

>>83249693
pepe sneezes and spills his popcorn

>>83249693
pepe is yelling for the popcorn man to hurry up filling up the bag. however, this is pepe so this ordeal would not be easy. pepe would shake and scream furiously whenever the man gets too close to pepe so he's forced to drop the popcorn from above hoping it would land into the bag

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>morgue scene
>fight breaks out
>someone gets pushed into a sexual position with the body

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>>83255068

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>>83255476

uh, sauce?

>>83243878
>"And your OTHER corpse!"

>>83249175
fuuck

>>83255553
Ash vs Evil Dead