>having a girl over tonight I need a good kino that's

>>83220170
Ex Machina

anything with classic Paul Dano

Bridge to Terabithia.

>>83220170
HARRy potter

>>83220170
Mean Girls.

Ghost Dad

Harry Potter. The one where Harry kisses Hermione

freddy got fingered

>>83220170
Satantango

la la land
>

>>83220170
Any horror

>>83220170
American beauty gets any bitch with daddy issues horny anon.

>>83220170
Master and Commander

>>83220170
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

>>83220170
Spanish soup operas, I don't know what it is, but they work like a fucking charm, that's the secret for the hispanics birthrates.

>>83220170
put on transformers and try to time your cumshot with optimus yelling autobots roll out

My niBBa Wes Anderson got me laid 3 times last year. The casual sex scene in The Darjeeling Limited is the best for it.

>>83220170
Wizards or American Pop both directed by Ralph Bakshi

>>83220310
Women will never understand

>>83220170
Blue is the Warmest Color

Back Door Sluts 5

>>83220170
Jack and Jill

>I need a good kino that's guaranteed to get me laid

Try pairing literally any movie ever made that doesn't feature graphic rape and isn't fedoracore with you being a stable likable decent human being.

>>83220170
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

>have a girl over
>decide to put some a romantic bullshit flick to get laid
>put breakfast at tiffany's
>During the final kiss scene the girl went for the kiss but she stopped when she saw me cry

No need to say that I didn't get laid that night

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>>83220170
just watch In Bruges anon.

Unironic non-meme answer: Moonrise Kingdom

Sweet, comfy, shows you're sensitive, but also with a tinge of innocent youthful sexuality

50 shades of grey

>>83220170
watch the leftovers. The main dude will get her soakin and if it goes well you have an easy second date.

>>83220170
Sharknado

irreversible

>>83220700
But the actual show (the first season anyway) is ridiculously depressing. Not really a good tone setter

>>83220664
your a fag

>>83220170
latest episode of BLACKED.

Gone girl

>>83220170
Tucker & Dale vs Evil

Trust me

>>83220753
>>>83220664
>your a fag

You're, you fucking yokel.

>>83220622
>girl went for the kiss
learn to take control m80

Bronson or Mean Girls

>>83220170
Deep Throat

The Girl Next Door. The one with Elisha Cuthbert, not the one about torture rape.

>funny
>rom-com in disguise
>very sexual

>>83220170
Sunshine of the spotless mind

>>83220170
you're not supposed to watch kino with a girl
horror movies or romcoms are the way to go

I dislike both but horror can at least be bearable

Something easy to understand

>>83220310
fucking kek this would dry up pussy like a raisin but OP would enjoy the shit out of it

>>83220170
Unfaithful

Show her your an alpha, no pussy shit:
Boondock Saints
American History X
Fight Club
The Dark Knight

>>83220886
>nerd shit

>>83220836
this. it's a pussy magnet.

The greatest story never told.

>>83220170
horror works well

30 mins into the movie youll both stop paying atention and you cant start groping her

>>83220170
Lost in translation or one of those crappy movies with Hugh Grant, despite of what the internet may say, girls don't care for action movies, sci fi or capeshit.

>The VVitch
>She will shriek in terror and dread
>She will grab onto you and hold you close
>You will say, 'ok, it's ok, i'm here,' and console her
>And the rest, as they say, is history

Triumph of the Will

Das Boot

>>83220836
This and Synecdoche NY for sure

>>83220170
The Notebook, anon.

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This works. It has no dialogue and nice imagery so you can talk over it. Make sure you have a bottle of good wine with you.

>>83220782
For all intensive purposes, proper grammar is for fags like you.

>>83220886
You may as well tattoo "Reddit" onto your head.

>>83220170
If she's already willing to watch a movie, she's already made up her mind to fuck you. Just skip the movie and fuck her when she comes over after giving her a few drinks

>>83221024
>Cartoons.

Watch metropolis or something to pretend that you are a sophisticated human being.

>>83220170

50 first dates

>>83220886
>bust our you classiest fedora, OP, bitches love rebbit!

>>83220170
>Shes gonna be inside your house.
Unless you sperg out, bitch gonna fuck you.

>>83220170

Never show her Drive. You have to pretend to be Ryan Gosling from Drive without her knowing that you're impersonating the character.

>>83220254
so none of them?

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>>83221051
And tough guy rubes with no cinematic intelligence like you are a diamond dozen!

>>83220170

>kino

Only permavirgins think any girl is interested in Kino

Put on some dumb action comedy and get youself laid faggot

>>83220836
this, dumb enough for a girl and yet you can make her think it's kino

>>83221074
>L'illusionniste, a French Oscar-nominated cartoon
>not sophisticated cartoon
either you are a pleb or underage.

Watch a horror movie with a empowered woman, Alien for example. shell ride your cock to the moon

>>83220170
Any Blacked kino.

>>83220836
This was the first movie I watched with an ex.

It became strangely appropriate with the way things worked out.

A Kiarostami film such as The Wind Will Carry Us or Taste of Cherry, I doubt you'll make it all the way through without a little hanky panky if you know what i mean.

>>83220170
literally anything with jackie chan in it. not even joking

The first Alien movie. Calm and slow burning and with sexual themes that'll make for some perfect queues for cuddles when the cat jumpscares happen.

>>83220170
Sleepless in Seattle.

>>83220170
Annie Hall. Anything by Woody Allen.

>>83220170
Black Dynamite

American Horror Story Season 1
Just spooky enough to make her hold your hand, just sexy enough to nudge her in that direction. It's not a kino, so you can joke around and crack wise, showing her your trademark wit.

>>83221115
that was the joke, thank you for commenting. Try another website, maybe.

How do you guys even cum from sex? Pussy feels good but it just doesn't have enough friction to get me over the edge

>>83221266
This, classic choice, but the 'anything' applies to women of some intelligence as they just wouldnt get many of his films. Normal/limited female intelligence, i'd go with the light, comfy Midnight in Paris.

>>83221378
you'd pick a movie where the girl is cheating on the guy?

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>>83221336
Imagination/touching her feet

>>83221336
Same here, i'm a chronic masturbator so i am unable to cum, although i never tried it raw

sweet home alabama

Brokeback Mountain. I'm serious.

It worked 3 times for me.

It's also a good film

>>83221417
Which are you referring to, cant remember if Rachel McAdams was cheating on Owen Wilson, but yea, we're not talking about marriage here, just a night of some cheeky kino and kisses. It's romantic.

>>83221336
once you get bored go super fast and imagine she's someone else that's more attractive

>>83220347
>soup operas

>>83221498
in midnight in paris she is cheating. tho it really doesnt matter because you should be doing the fun stuff within 30 min

>>83221509
She's an 18 year old 8/10 with a 10/10 ass. I still can't blow

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>>83221336
>How do you guys even cum from sex? Pussy feels good but it just doesn't have enough friction to get me over the edge

>she cums first
>you're nowhere near close
>she's over it, drying up 'are you gonna cum???'
>'y-yea'
>You can tell she hates it, you're stressing out
>Your erection's gone, It's over
>'s-sorry'

>>83221556
go sanic speeds when you want it to end

>>83221556
Take the condom off and spank it onto her belly or butt my man

>>83221556
have you tried men

>>83221573
You dont have to cum dude, just let her know it takes a while and youre glad she got hers, no reason to be embarrassed

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>>83221619
I don't even wear condoms not circumsized either

>>83221336
try have her dirty talk to you and kiss/bite you

>>83220962
This is true. Horror is top tier. Plus if it's good she will be all over you and you'll enjoy it anyway.

My vote goes to Sinister. Legit scary, good acting with based Ethan, and peppered in jump scares to get her heart going.

>>83221556

How often do you jack off? Try not jacking off for a 7-10 days before you next bang.

sometimes jerking off too much desensitises your weiner

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this kino

>>83221336
stop choking your penis to death when you masturbate

>>83220212
This.

>>83221663
Damn son... you probably do need to lay off the porn for a while if you wanna get serious about it. It is fucked up how it's twisted out brains/physiology.

>>83221680
isnt that movie about a guy that kills kids

>>83221573
Ive never had sex, but thats probably what my future has in store

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>/tv/ has sex and you don't

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>>83221296
>American Horror Story Season 1
>not kino

wot?

>>83221776
I liked it a lot, i just meant it's not a film, during which i'd be more inclined to silent viewing, as a shorter tv series it allows for more banter

>>83221754
At the very end the kid kills the whole family. But it's a horror movie. Girls don't actually get all boohooey over shit like that especially after a 1.5 hour horror movie.

If you have a girl that gets like that dump her ass because she's probably got weird issues where she baby talks all the time and acts like a child.

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>>83220170
Showgirls

>>83221862
>.gif

Was i just rused?

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>>83221903

Watch something from the "At (time of day)" trilogy. You'll both enjoy it

>>83220170
dreamers

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>>83220170

>>83220777
This

>>83220170
Mummy

>>83221105
Always this.

>>83220170
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

>>83221120
look like were at the precipice of a dynamic crossroads, you and me. Just remember--a pint of blood costs more then a gallon of gold.

>>83220170
blade runner
maximum feels

>>83221755
why do you think youll even get that far?

>>83222156
he's optimistic

OP here, what do i do if its going good and i think we can have sex now?

>>83222184
make a move. Don't ask for her permission. It kills the mood for the girl.

>>83222184
put you phone away for a start you gigantic faggot

TDKR Opening scene. You can later reenact it in bed.

>>83222184
Wait for the movie to end and ask to read Rotten Tomatoes reviews to her to see if she likes it. Afterwards you should be good.

>>83222184
go for the kiss

>>83222184
You're good to go, have fun. Just take a quick video with your phone of her clearly expressing her consent.

>>83221142
Delete

Chocolat.

>>83221556
Lies

>>83221774
>believing everything you read

Gullible as fuck

>>83221573
Just lie and pretend you did

>>83220645
Solid advice.
Also I think Lucky Number Slevin would be good.

>>83220201
swiss army man would be bretty appropriate

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>>83221573
I would take not being able to cum over cumming too fast any day

>>83222797
Take a small percocet mane, a 5mg wouldnt really effect you cognitively, or get you high, but would slow your ejac down most likely.

>>83221573
she probably feels worse about this than you do desu

>>83221051
>intensive

It's intents and purposes you goddamn nigger

>>83221336
>>83221573
did you guys try having a foreskin?

>>83220170
Out 1

That'll get you laid for sure

so the normie infestastation is real after all

>>83222184
Ask her explicitly "Can I please insert my weenus into your fish slit, my dear?" This works for me 7 times out of 10.

>>83223205
this, if you've been here less than 3 months you're a newfag and need to lurk more often

>>83223018
>mfw I live in a doggy dog world and these fags can't stop hating on my steez

>>83223205
We're just having a laugh, no one's ever actually "had" sex.

>>83223205
its all lies you idiot. its either a fake story or the "girl" is a guy dressed up as one

>>83223849
>the "girl" is a guy dressed up as one

this, in my case at least

>>83220170
>hey femanon, i've been into dog porn lately, have you seen those?

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I used to watch Making a Murderer with my girlfriend

We normally ended up fucking mid-episode
Sometimes she gave me head as I watched Steven Averys crying face, was a little weird

American Psycho

>>83220497
I like 7 best.

>>83223903
Jesus, that's pretty funny but i hate that shit, gotta turn the tv off or mute or something bc i cant help but focus on that and it ruins it

>>83223910
Check em

>>83220836
the only right answer in this thread

>>83221105
KEK

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>invite girl over
>she drinks too much and pees on my couch
>I have to explain the plot to her after she comes back from the restroom

never again

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>>83222184
look her in the eyes and give a Sieg Heil

>>83220170
the pilot to twin peaks

spike her drink (not a movie)

What does boobs feel like?

>>83224145
>spikes her drink
>it crashes on the other side of the room

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>>83221105
>"hey anon this character is just like you"

>>83221573
Why are you apologizing for not cumming when she came first? She should be apologizing for not trying hard enough.

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>>83224072

>>83224183
rubber bags of salty milk

>>83221336
LMAO you guys need to teach your girl ONE THING, RIGHT NOW

PUSSY
TIGHTENING
EXCERCISES

Seriously, a good girl can grip your dick with her vag and squeeze it so tight you'll never want to leave
Teach her how to arch her back properly in doggystyle, how to use those pc muscles to make her pussy tighter than a 12-year olds

Trust me, even the loosest roastie can feel amazing, just teach her how to

PUSSY TIGHTENING BRO

>>83220170
Nice Pepe image. What is this, 2014?

The Dark Knight Rises

And you better update us, faggot.

>>83224481
only virgin girls are tight, women are a disposable, one use commodity

>>83220170
Crazy, Stupid, Love is a good one

But A Walk to Remember is a great one
Literally watched it twice in my life and I got laid both times

>>83220170
Lawrence of Arabia

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>>83220170

A Serbian Film. Trust me, this is from experience.

>>83220170
I like to go with Moonrise Kingdom

>>83223028
>no responses
circumcised fags eternally BTFO

>>83220170
Big Trouble in Little China. This movie is godlike.

>>83220968
My girlfriend hated that film, but she hates films not because they're bad but because they make her feel certain emotions. She believes in God and we have two kids so it was a horrible experience for her I guess. I like to mess with her by whispering in her ear as she's falling asleep 'Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?'

>>83224481
nice memes

>>83224640
but that's a film women could never understand

>>83220622
>watching kino
>girl tries to kiss me
what the fuck is wrong with women?

>>83220577
Literally the only sane thing to do.

You've Got Mail

Women love that movie

>>83224832
Fine, put on cuck and the city like the smarmy little faggot your father always knew you'd turn out to be wants to

>>83221698
epic

>>83220280
This is the only correct answer. She'll definitely fuck you just so she doesn't have to endure the next 7 hours.

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A Serbian Film

>>83220170
Enter the Void

>nearly 200 replies
>not one (1) of them reccomends Amelie
/tv/ truly has become a feast for plebs. That movie has gotten me laid so many times I can practically speak French now.

>>83220170
The first kisses I've gotten while watching movies were Pulp Fiction and that garbage recent Dracula Untold movie. Probably doesn't help.

It depends what the girl is like though anon so only you can know. Think of what genre of movie and what sort of plot will get her panties soggy. Romcoms? Erotic Thrillers? This is about getting laid so don't pick something for you, pick it for her.

>>83224857
>admiring a kinographic spectacle
>strumpet begins stroking my penis

Fucking unsophisticated whore! I banished her thenceforth and forbade her ever to be in my presence thereafter.

>>83220170
Enter the Void.

She'll spread 'em for you right when the incest action hits.

>>83225028
>Amelie
>calls others plebs

>>/cuck/
is that way, friendo

>>83225146
This. She'll want to know if people really radiate neon when they fuck and you'll be there for her to try it with.

The Cuckold

>>83221776
WHO IS THIS

>>83220170
go to /ck/ and cook her a nice good dinner... well, don't go to /ck/ cause they're wankers who don't cook, but the latter stands

>>83225319
>Cook her a nice dinner
I assume /ck/ stands for cuck, right?

>>83225424
yes

>>83220170
A Serbian Film
Make sure you time your flirting moves around the time when the newborn infant gets anal rape infront of the mother

>>83225635
keks

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just put on some porn

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>>83222797
I have the same problem can have sex for hours but can't cum ;_;

>>83221573
If she's more than a one night stand you should get her to finish you off with her hands/mouth or you jerk off on her tits/face, it's only fair.

>>83224220
>......yeah

>>83221054
I don't want to mimic your style

desu zootopia

>>83220497
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughy Nurses 2 tbqhwu

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>>83220347
>soup operas

>>83221115
>>83221298
1. It wasn't a joke, you're just stupid
2. It happens in oje of the deathly hallow films during an illusion made by a horcrux.

so OP did this fake story not happen already? or is it still havent not happened and will only not happen tomorrow

wedding crashers. it's never failed me.

>>83224481
So, this post got me to ask: I've gotten a bruise on my dick after fucking this qt from work who is literally 1.5m tall and weights maybe 40kg. Was it her being tight, us not knowing how to fuck like people or some weird STD I've caught?

>>83220170

shame

>>83227922
her pusy was too rough for you little whiteboi dick

>>83220170
>wasting kino on a female

Come on, now.

What you want is some mindless drivel, but not with anyone that looks better than you (let's say prime Johnny Depp), as her vagina will reflexively tighten the next time she lays eyes on you, as she's already layed eyes on an alpha male.

The plot should have little or nothing to do with the human condition, intergalactic travel, combat or Zack Snyder, as those are all equally pussy repellent.

As you've probably realized at this point, you're going to be bored out of your mind whatever the case, so you may as well go for a chick flick or something equally asinine.

Also, asking her what she would like is 100% guaranteed to lock her flower mound up tighter than a Jew in a recession.

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>>83221105
fucking kek'd, this is me

>>83228006
alpha male detected

>>83227984
Based pusyman!

>>83228412
you better back down, white boy

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>>83221573
This is how it went for me the one time I had sex, over six years ago.

>>83220194
This

"GUYS IM GOING OVER TO ANONS HOUSE, WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE, HOPE IT GOES WELL!"

"UGH, IF HE SELECTS A MOVIE THAT ISNT TOP TIER KINO 10/10 THEN DONT FUCKING TOUCH HIS ROTTEN PLEB DICK"

"I KNOW RIGHT, LAST TIME WE WATCHED SOME STUPID ADAM SANDLER FLICK, NOT GOING BACK TO THAT GUYS PLACE EVER!"


It really doesn't matter as long as you don't put something on that is too overly gory or something that can kill a mood. JUst go with some stupid Rom com or light horror. She has probably already decided whether you are going to fuck or not.

>>83220170

triumph of the will

>>83220777
So much this.

>>83220170
Bill Cosby's specials.

>>83222184
>rape

Synecdoche, New York

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>>83221573
Just fake it.

>UuUuuggGhHhHh

Girls get super hurt about this shit. Happened to me, I also have said no to sex. She started crying.

>Bawwww u think im ugly

>>83220777
100% this, trips don't lie

>>83222224
Prison time sounds nice.

cinema paradiso

if multiple repeating digits you watch zootopia

>>83221573
Only a small segment of utter whores would react like that. Most women will freak out if they can't make you cum because they instantly believe it's because you think she's ugly.

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>>83220170
>I need a good kino that's guaranteed to get me laid

>>83221509
This tbqhwy senpai

>>83224857
this

watching movies with women is a meme

Er ist Wieder Da

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>>83221573
>>83228705
same famalams

>>83220622
nice

you are my favorite anon

>>83220310
My mum likes that film>>83220645

>>83221336
Stop watching porn

Of course if you are addicted to 4chan thats almost impossible

>>83220968
was it autism?

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>>83220836
obviously the right answer, if OP can sit through it.

Casablanca may be more watchable.

>>83220170
>americans ITT whining about not being able to cum

this is why foreskins are necessary

>>83220836
>Sunshine of the spotless mind

I really don't know why you guys are suggesting this one, it's depressing and dread inducing, about heartbreak, memories, it's good, don't get me wrong, but a date's like an advertising pitch, you don't want your client to think those kinda negative thoughts.

>>83232064
>this is why foreskins are necessary

Then how do you explain this guy?

>>83221663
>I don't even wear condoms not circumsized either

I don't know what to believe.

>>83232129
Women don't process those thoughts like men

>>83220310
My nigga

>>83220237
The only right answer

airplane, trust me on this

Nymphomaniac

>>83232129

>A date's like an advertising pitch

not necessarily, 4chan may have infected your mind on this matter. Sometimes a date is where you and a girl have FUN, being yourselves, what a crazy concept I know

You would never know from the shit the autists here think, but in the real world people, even romantic prospects, are not constantly judging your every move

>>83220170
American Sniper, trust me, throw everything else out.

>>83232471
i don't get dating advice from this website, believe me. I agree w/ you 100%- just not really for what sounds like a first date. Maybe if she's already 'into' cinema, but a lot of normie chicks might be put off by how dark it is.

No but seriously, the only right answer is some hack horror with decent production value like The Conjuring?
Everyone knows this, right?
t. khv

>>83220170
Apocalypse now.

If shes artsy then Eternal Sunshine.

If you want guaranteed panty-dropper then play deathcab for cutey.

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>>83220170
Big Fish

It will have her crying and then you can 'comfort' her and fuck her brains out.

>>83223028
S A V A G E

>>83220170
https://youtu.be/fOu9GzACZh0

>>83221336
It's a meme, but it's true:
Quit masturbating, quit watching porn. Honest truth. Sex becomes 1000x better.

>>83224763
Autism.Jpg

>>83220170
did op ever got laid?

>>83220170
Space Jam. Tell your mom I said hi.

>>83232950
He died, actually. Sad stuff. Very sad.

>>83220194
>>83228899
What? That shit turned me off women for a good couple days.

Might as well just grab a random horror film.

>>83223833
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>83220170
The Room

>>83220194
>>83228899
>>83233393

Not memeing, I tried Ex Machina for a second date. It was too boring, not good! Later we saw Coherence

>>83221226
This. The facehugger down the guy's throat made me horny as fuck.
Made it awkward watching it with my mother-in-law.

Fantastic Mr Fox

>>83220170

Lala Land

trust me

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>>83220170
>date wanted to watch suicide squad: extended cut
>i made us watch james gray's the immigrant instead
>knew full well she was a turbo-pleb, but i still insisted
>kino starts playing
>keeps checking her phone all the way through
>gets up to go the bathroom
>go to pause it
>"lol don't pause it anon, i'll be quick"
>try to make a move near the end
>rebuffed
>movie's over, she asks how i liked it
>well, this is one of my favorite films. tavener, coppola, blah blah blah
>"i hated it. the characters made no sense and it was soooo fucking boring."
>it was the last time i ever saw her
NEVER, I repeat, NEVER show a normie girl anything other than a normie flick when you have her over.

>>83220310
She'd leave halfway through and he wouldn't even notice.

>>83235313
La La Land seems like it might make a woman resent a man. At the very least that ending ain't gettin' any rivers flowing.

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>>83235409
nigger that's a fucking 2 hour film you think women really have the attention span for that shit?

>>83220170
american psycho. Literally has never failed me the 3 times I've had a girl over

>>83220170
Tinder expert here.
I always put on drive because they get so bored they'd rather fuck me.

American Pie has worked for me every single time.

Did no one seriously mention Dirty Dancing? I promise you half way through the movie the temperature in the room will go up dramatically because of her.

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it don't matter none of this matters. watching a movie is code for sex. but this is still OP trying to hit home plate

>>83224763
>Christian
>Two kids
>My GIRLFRIEND

Someone's going to hell, and it's your bastard children and your whore gf.

>>83235849
I know, I goofed.
Just relating my experience so other anons don't make the same mistakes I did.

>>83221573
Dude who cares, you got the job done

Rub one out in the living room like a champion

>>83222427
Is sex something that's out of the realm of possibility to you?

>>83220170
Honestly dependent on what she likes about you.

>>83220170
Schindlers list

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>>83236285
JERRY!

>>83221774
yes, if you count an obese 4/10 who smells like rotting skin odour as having sex. Lets be honest, its only really getting laid if shes at least a 7/10

A Cock on Lips now

>>83220958
this

>>83235409
>lol don't pause it anon, i'll be quick
This should have given it away that
>try to make a move near the end
would be a bad idea.

>>83220170

Heaven's Gate

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>>83220283
Unironically best choice. Worked for me earlier tonight

I lost my virginity to season 1, episode 3 of curb your enthusiasm last week

>>83221573
Happened to me. You have to fuck her ass.
After a few orgasms of her own to put her in the mood plus low self esteem for not making you cum, she will say yes.

>>83220170
Lilya 4ever is a good aphrodisiac. A romantic and erotic movie

Fire walk with me

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>>83220248
underestimate post

Stranger by the Lake

Just fuck her you idiot

>>83224072
>I have to quickly stop licking it up after she comes back from the restroom