>Rated R for graphic nudity So did she show tits or was it

>>83194802
bump
i know one of you fags watched this.

>>83194802
I hope it's just some cocks flopping around for comedic effect. I'm kind of over boobs in movies. I'm not gay, but I think films could definitely use more penis. It's an artistic device that is, frankly, under-utilized in modern cinema.

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>>83195246
hopefully they are feminine penii

>>83195246
*pushes glasses up nose*
Acktually, you are gay

there's a dong

>>83194981
no main cast nudity, otherwise some boobs and floppity flops

>>83195291
Goddammit, bamboozled again.

It'll most likely involve Zac Efron staring at a dick, some like 5 second pause, and then running out of the room.

her roast is on full display again

>>83195246
Imagine how much the MCU could be improved by the addition of penises. "Does anyone have any orange slices?" more like "Does anyone have a banana?" Falcon does.
Imagine a scene where all the male Avengers "sword fight" while the female avengers shake their heads in disgust.

Imagine.

>>83195315
This actually seems pretty funny in writing

>>83195392
imagine ScarJo going up Ultimate Surrender style against each woman of the MCU - Kat Dennings, Natalie Portman, Hill, etc.

>>83195447
That one.

>>83194802
>graphic nudity
>it's never a pussy

>>83195447

Pusy to pusy?

>>83195727
based pusyposter

>>83195246
There should be dicks, but not for comedy

>>83194802
>make a movie about hot babes on a beach
>insert graphic nudity rating
>OH YAEAH, GONNA SEE SOME TITS
>its a dick
Clever marketing scheme.

>>83195979
I like a dramatic penis every once and a while.

>>83196003
Cliche'd marketing scheme at this point.

>>83195392
It would have been more powerful if Winter Soldier actually raped Tony's parents to death,

The in the final battle Tony is trying to fuck Bucky to death.

so what's up with that mystery movie with Mammario and Kate Upton?

>>83195246
I'm over cocks and boobs. When on Earth will a snatch be filmed in Hollywood? Imagine a snatch being used for comedic effect.

Dicks are funny as shit though and we need more.

>>83196241
>Winter Soldier actually raped Tony's parents to death
Yes but only his dad. His mom had to watch.

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>>83196267
What if we put dicks inside pussies on the big screen more often? Comedy as it is is getting stale. This could be the fresh take the genre needs.

>>83196241
What if someone made an abstract satirical comedy where the main character is a penis and every interaction was seen from a penis' point of view. Like, his car would work by him fucking it, his computer would work by him fucking it, his fight with a cowerker would be them circling each other, trying to fuck each other. Cooking dinner is fucking the stove, he fucks his food, he fucks his bed all night and then fucks his car to work again. But then some shit happens. I don't know, I just want a whole movie about a dick.

>>83196397
I think dicks inside pussies is a little much. A fat hairy pussy next to one ball would be the best ratio.

>>83196397
AntiChrist is the only movie I've ever seen that did this. Oh yeah, Nymphomaniac too. I guess that director likes that stuff. It certainly is fresh to see.

>>83196397
Ok Dennis

>>83195949
What year did this come out? I'm interested in the etymology of the word pussy, in relation to this movie.

Did it mean the same thing back then, was it actually something similar but different? Maybe it meant a woman, or maybe it was a polite way to refer to female genitals back then? I'm genuinely curious how this is the name of a James Bond movie.

>>83196437
Great fucking job. Sausage Party wasn't subtle enough. Seth Rogen has his new animated movie and it's all your fault.

>>83194802
>this is supposed to be "attractive"

Disgusting fridge body, push up bra tits and horrible face. How the fuck is this good looking?

>>83196583
It meant vagina, and it was about as commonly known as an association for cats. Pussy Galore was a hell of a double entendre.

>>83196657

This is a gay man right here.

>>83196593
If done right, it would be so much more than a stoner comedy. It would deal with themes of masculinity, what it means to be a man, how men deal with their problems, and what they fear most, and what they desire most. It would be a deconstruction of masculinity, focused on our most masculine attribute. Please don;t lump this idea in with Sausage party, I'm not making a penis movie only for laughs. It's supposed to be almost disturbing and not cartoony at all, but very realistic looking.

>>83196821
Oh I won't have to lump the idea with sausage party. Seth'll just steal it and run with it on his own. Probably throw in some shit about how there's no great human brain up there and dicks will have to think for themselves.

>>83196355
You saved that from the actresses with strange faces thread, eh?

>>83196889
God damn it Jonah, you stop him, YOU HEAR ME?!

>>83196437
>>83196821
SJWs would have PTSD after seeing this movie.

>>83195246
same here. i just can't fap without seeing a cock on screen. i think i have a cock fetish. but i'm not gay btw

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1469304/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg
There's your answer fags. It's everything you guys wanted.

>>83195246
agree desu

Watchmen was kino with the blue penises

>>83199538
>Although all of the nudity is male and while there is no female nudity of any kind

All I needed to know. That cost their gay asses a ticket.

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>>83195246
>mfw I secretly hope we see Zac Efron's dick

>>83199538
>Sex & Nudity section
>There are also many male characters topless with nipples exposed in swim shorts showing developed upper torsos with rippling muscles
Since when were male nipples considered to fall under Sex & Nudity?

>Summer is Com G
??????

>>83199723
Welcome to the new age mon frere.

>Although all of the nudity is male and while there is no female nudity of any kind
America ladies and gents

>>83199723

welcome to america

>>83195246
Then you'll see so many dicks used for comedic effect you'll be missing those tits.

>>83196267
I remember Waiting using a hairy pussy as a joke.

>>83194802
>not a single topless scene
>shows dick instead
this shit is gonna bomb

>>83195246
I hope there's some sweaty guys just getting railed up the ass by some bbc, I'm not gay or anything, I just don't think there's enough man on man action.

>>83199839
Is that confirmed already somehow or do you just parrot other people with no sources?

>>83199998
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1469304/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg

You're a fuck up, Crease! Ha ha ha ha

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>>83195246
lol nigga you gay

>>83200066
Thanks for that, "Crease", now I won't even bother torrenting it.

>>83199723
It's user written. The Southland Tales notes " A man tries to quickly find his brother. However, when he does, the 4th dimension collapses upon itself." under Frightening/Intense scenes

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>>83195246
>I'm not gay, but I think films could definitely use more penis.

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>>83199538
Now I can skip this film and be at peace

>>83199998

Nice timestamp and quads

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>>83196355

why wasn't she Harley Quinn?

>>83199538
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1469304/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg

>"Violence & Gore: Probably won't be very violent"

Imdb doesn't sound too sure here.

>>83200285
who

>>83200776
Not even the imdb users have seen it.

>>83199998
what do you mean by "somehow?" the movie came out tonight

>>83202506
Ok.

I'm just sad we never got to see Twink Efron's nudes before he became Zah'k'kefron, Destroy of Worlds.

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>>83195447

scarjo = old lumpy roastie

>>83194802
>>83194802
Wouldn't having graphic nudity in a movie like this kinda ruin it? The tease is literally the whole point of Baywatch. If you're just gonna get graphic nudity then who cares about those wonderful bouncing swimsuited tits in slow motion? It's the imagination of what's underneath that's important.

Maybe the broadband porn generation sees shit differently.

DON'T GIVE A FUCK, I'LL WATCH BABEWATCH (1994) INSTEAD AND FAP MY FUCKMEAT INTO RAW HAMBURGER!!!FACT!!! https://www.xvideos.com/video1062206/babewatch_1_imdb.com_title_tt0109186_

>>83202743
She'd be the Ariel X of the MCU

>>83196583
I am not even kidding pre-internet you could have never even been exposed to most curse words. Like where you hear them is from either books, or someone in your area has to have heard it and told it to you.

People might have known a couple of things like for poop or maybe like 'tits' or 'damn' from The Bible.

Motherfucker was literally never said until black people made it cool for example. No sex acts were talked about, nobody knew about Blowjobs or hell even masturbation that WORD wasn't even known.

Might have been called 'spilled seed' from The Bible. Oh well this might have been boring but I just felt like explaining it for younger people.

Just got back from it, only nude is when Zac Efron pics up that dude who plays Oscar from the office ball sack when he's dead. The rock makes him look under the ball sac for poison.

I'm not joking that's literally the scene. The girls were hot though. They play out the shitty ugly nerd gets the girl trope in the movie too hard in my opinion

>>83203851
this has gotta be a troll or some withdrawn neckbeard that was raised extremely sheltered

At 12 we used to cuss and say words like 'pussy' all the time. this was back before we had the internet. don't know which mormon village you were raised in m8.

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>>83194802
What do YOU technically mean by "More never hurts"???

>>83200805
he's no one

>rated r movies used to have almost exclusively gratuitous female nudity
>now rated r movies have exclusively gratuitous male nudity

really activates those almonds

>>83195246

Masterful sarcasm. I hate this shit too and I can feel your anger through your ironic exterior.

>>83196657
>fridge body
There's one in literally every thread.

>>83203952
>They play out the shitty ugly nerd gets the girl trope in the movie too hard in my opinion
Eh, it's built up in a way that makes sense though. Like, usually I fucking hate that trope as well but the dude is likable enough that I didn't mind.

>>83196657
Here's a (You)

>>83196465
Shortbus

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>>83199761
Kek, the fuck were they thinking