Hello, sir. What movie would you like to see? I heard that Pirates

>>83192286
Point me to the restroom so I can masturbate to blacked on my phone, good sir

>>83192286
Robert, I don't pay you to hear your ridiculous opinions.
Oh wait, I don't pay you at all, popcorn jockey

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>>83192325
>not offering him your wife so you can masturbate to your own private live Blacked in the restroom

honestly I'm not married, I just hire a prostitute and offer her to him

Geoffrey Rush carries it as usual but Salazar is a pretty fun dude

>>83192286
bitch this is clearly concessions not tickets, I already got my ticket, give me the fucking popcorn

ROBERT I DONT HAVE THE BUDGET FOR THIS

YOU ARE BLEEDING MY FAMILY DRY ROBERT

MY CHILDREN LICK THE RUST THAT ACCUMULATES ON THE SINK FAUCETS

NO MORE


NOOO MORE

>>83192286

Hello, Robert. We we're very touched to have received your Christmas card. How are your studies going?

>>83192286

My wife wants you to buckle her swashes Robert haha joking man nice to see you haha

>>83194768

a run down theater near me sells tickets at concessions

considering his race this might be that theater

>>83192286
Why do everyone call you Robert when your name is Eric?

>cuck larping
>tv related

hello (((you)))

>>83195045
Go back to your cucktainment shed, tourist.

>>83192286
Robert can I pay you to keep me company during this viewing

I'm so lonely

>>83192286
Hey Rob, I'm not here to see a movie, was wondering if I could apply for a job in the popcorn mines.

Robert, I've seemed to misplace my falcon. If you see if flying around could you be a dear and catch it for me?

>>83194822
Well that was a bit surreal.

Why is a small popcorn $57,814.41 and a small soda $45,600?

>>83192286
Im going to watch roots marathon *highfive*