I personally guarantee you that MyPillow will be the most comfortable

Unironically was thinking of buying one of these until I got bed bugs and just decided to get a whole new bed etc

Looks like a face that knows comfy and you can trust

>not printing waifus on them
you would've been set for life, mike

I have one, he is not lying about the comfort.

FOR THE BEST NIGHT SLEEP IN YOUR WHOLE DAMN LIFE VISIT MYPILLOW DOT COM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3alLlPjTX1I

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Commercials thread?

>>83189586
He can get you part way there

https://www.mypillow.com/catalog/product/view/id/15/category/8/

>>83189400
Sounds like it causes A LOT of confusion.
>Hey dude is that MyPillow?
>Nah brah that's MY pillow, yours is over there

>>83189748
i haven't watched commercials since around 2008

>>83189677
It is indeed the most comfortable pillow I have ever owned. Makes sleeping on anything else impossible. Fuck you Mike Lindell you made my pillow standards too high

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>>83189586
Seriously though, when will Westerners see the absolute gold mine that could be had with anime body pillows?

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>>83189400
I love you for creating this thread, OP. I've been meaning to do it but I was dragging my feet. Pillow man is the fucking god. He just wants you to be comfy.

>this guy was a coke dealer and addict until he found religion
>the National Sleep Foundation is just a shell company owned by MyPillow so they can say they were rated highly by it
>memory foam pillows are way better and he tries to talk shit about them, they decompress after maybe one or two sleeps and are comfy af

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>>83189748
Commercial wives thread?

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>>83190359
I like this girl but its probably the spandex catsuit.

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Addiction IS a disease.

>>83190619
>I was an addict myself.