>police commissioner: "you're off the case"

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>give me your badge, your gun, and the keys to the crown Vic
>Gives him a badge, ONE gun and his Honda Civic (2001) key

>>83188541
>and your OTHER case

>Y-you can't do this. Y-you're a cop. What about my rights?
>I'm not here on business. Just pleasure.

>>83190585
Kek

>>83190638
>that WAS my other case

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>Woman getting raped
>Looks at camera and says "What? I grew up with 3 brothers!"

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>random side character annoys everyone
>protagonist cant figure out a problem
>random side character says something random
>abeautifulmind.mp3

>>83190585
What the fuck is that monster?

>>83188541
>"you're off the case!"
>antagonist baits the protagonist to come kill him for some trivial reason

>>83190795
>Dumb comedy relief sidekick gets himself in trouble and gets captured
>Protag has to go save him
>"Guess I got myself into some barnie again"
>Laugh track

>Comedy movie
>Protag does something really stupid
>Everyone goes "oohhhhh"
>Dog covers his eyes with his paw

>female cop
>Get absolutely manhandled by the bad guy(s)