You spot someone trying to smuggle outside food into the theater.

>>83180661
I call the police because someone wearing a shirt that long should not be wearing shorts that short.

>>83180661
It's legal in 3rd world countries

obviously i start screaming and pointing at the wrongdoer

open fire

E) corner them and tell them that I won't tell if they share their snacks with me

Former kinohouse worker here, I didn't give a shit.

>>83180661
>tee hee i'm eating healthy
won't help you in any way, you fat whales

>>83180661
Call the police on them, but continue to smuggle my own food into the theater.

My theater doesnt offer mission burritos or lasagna bolognese, but those cunts brought in candy and soda. Its not fair for them to do that

>>83180864
that melon is probably filled with vodka

>>83180661

F) nod and smile at them knowingly, then give them a glimpse of my crabs legs hidden under my jacket.

>>83180661
I'll take the fat one.

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>>83180661

>ratting out your fellow patrician

>>83183032
just like your mom

>>83180661
>D:point and scream at the wrongdoer.
>6 other people get startled and draw their concealed guns.
>12 people are killed and 9 are injured .
>over a box of jujubees and a Pepsi.

Whatever it takes to get the attention away from my crab legs.

>>83180661
I can't think of a worse food to eat during a movie

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>>83180661
>E) Start shooting

If they eat it quietly I would do nothing. Otherwise it would be option A

>>83180661
My friend once snuck in an entire box of pizza inbetween the back of his jacket and his shirt. Just walked straight backed and waltzed on in. The joys of being over 6 feet tall is that the theater manlets will NEVER confront you. It was awesome brick oven style pizza too. We saw the second planet of the apes movie. Made it bearable.

Also the standard sneaking in mcdonalds burgers in your pockets is kino.

>>83184579
I'm 6'4" and they told me I couldn't come in with a drink

Kinoplex wagecuck here, don't give a crap unless it's sunflower seeds. I don't want to pick up hundreds of spit out seed casings because you're a degenerate mongrel