>breathes in
HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA
>>83130924
Is this the real deal?
Nice try but we know that shit can't be real
This one is much better. Iron man looks out of place though.
>>83131012
Looks like a video game.
>>83130924
Damn almost makes you want to kill yourself like Zack's daughter
>>83131097
Crickets
>>83130924
Why Iron man looks like a chinese falsification there?
So this... Is the Marvel cinematic... UNIVERSE...
Woah
>>83131157
That's what I've been wondering. What a shitty poster.
>>83130924
>>83131012
Looks like one of those posters for fake movies.
No... Fucking.... WAY AHAHAHAHAHA
>>83130924
Please don't let this be real.... Please....
>>83130924
My name is Zendaya
>>83131097
you ain't cute like the other edgeanons, fatty
>>83131602
Holy fuck is that Ariana Grande? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>83130924
This has to be photoshopped.
That poster reminds me of the one for that really old movie Empire Strikes Back
>>83130924
Iron Man 5 ft. Spider-Man
>>83131602
>>83131337
MOOOT
>>83130924
that nigress is a chick with only a single word as a name, what?
KINO COMING THROUGH
>>83130924
>the large phallic object is placed directly in front of aunt hottie
What did they mean by this?
>>83132450
That's a fucking aunt? Holy fucking shit they've changed since I was a girl.
>>83132488
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Can somebody shoop Sam Hyde into one of these shits holy keks
>>83130924
I like how they included Washington in that pic on the off chance that people would think it has political intrigue in it as well.
>>83132488
girls don't have willies go away
>>83132632
It's there to imply that Captain America might by in the film even though he's not. Keaton is there to make you remember a capekino that you would subconsciously associate with this capeshit.
>>83131602
Masterpiece
ITTSS REAL LMFAO
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/new-spider-man-homecoming-poster-is-star-studded-h/1100-6450298/
AHHBAHAHAHA
MARVEL KEKS ON SUICIDE WATTCH AHAHBA RIP LMFAO ELAMKSODEL
>>83130924
This is Pirates of Caribbean tier
I remember being 6 and my dad taking me to see the first raimi spider man on opening day, spidey was my favorite superhero and I'd never seen a superhero movie before, it was the greatest shit I'd ever seen. What the fuck happened
>>83130924
>Robert Downey Jr./Ironman twice
>Fucking jon favreau character in the poster
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
>>83131602
>Ariana Grenade
fuck, i laughed too loud
>>83131602
LOL
>Michael Keaton as the evil Birdman
>>83130924
>no twin towers in the background
What did they mean by this?
>>83130924
is that a fan shoop?
>marvel
>literally a comic book company
>cant get an artist to design a poster
Muh fun
Muh quips
>>83131602
lol this movie is really going to BOMB
Just when DC announce the worst that Josh Whedon is finishing off Justice League, Marvel want the cuck crown back by showing off this unbelievably shit poster.
Last time I was in NY I could totally see the Washington Monument from the empire state
>>83130924
the movie is going to be great and no one is expecting it... it's going to be great seeing Marvel win one more time and /tv/ getting cucked again thanks to fags like you OP
>>83133265
you have to be over 18 to post here.
>>83133043
>>83130924
POETRY
>>83133550
Makes you really think
>>83130924
>sony
God bless them, that studio is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>83130924
Why are capeshit posters so shit? i mean no just this one i mean almost all of them. why no just something simple ?
>>83132863
>>83131602
>everyone is sick and tired of capeshit ESPECIALLY SPIDERMAN
>what do we do?
>I know
>THROW "BIG NAMES" AT IT
>people are bound to see it then
>perfect lets print some money
>>83130924
wtf 2 spiderman
>>83133651
Even if they try something simple they fuck it up
>>83131602