HI I’M GUY FIERI AND WE’RE ROLLIN’ OUT, LOOKIN’ FOR AMERICA’S

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Who here is /flavortown/

normalfag meme

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TONIGHT WE HEAD TO A LITTLE PIZZA SHOP IN DC WHICH HAS NO BASEMENTS AND IS UNIRONICALLY COMPLETELY INNOCENT OF ANY WRONGDOING

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who can stop him

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>>83122873
No one, not even himself.

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pretty comfy show

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>>83122873
nobody

That's money

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>>83122741

>mfw I met Guy Fieri at a Foot Night event in Las Vegas
>mfw he stole the asian qt I had been chatting up and hoping to spend some quality foottime with

HIS SEAFOOD SO FRESH ITLL SLAP YA

>>83122741
I would definitely pay to see a movie about Guy Fieri's fall from his position as mayor of Flavortown into a life of poverty and gang violence

>scene begins with black market chef being interrogated by Fieri
>"I Need to know where you hid those fenced prime ribs, they are choice man"
>"I don't know, please let me go I have an apprentice!"
>I know you know where they are"
>pistol whips the chef
>"and I'm getting hungry for something real tender"
>"Okay, okay, if I tell you will you let me go?"
>"Are those prime ribs succulent, we need some real choice meat"
>"Yes, they are at the warehouse on Unagi Avenue"
>"Okay okay I'll let you go, but first you have to try this"
>"I'm giving out free samples... and they are sizzling"
>shoots the chef in the mouth

Does anyone else legitimately enjoy this show?

I like his genuine love for food.

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>The episode where Guy got into a fight with his hairdresser/gay lover
Kino
https://youtu.be/kZdr6E5tmik

>>83122741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O8kmsRZkik

>>83123187

This is great. Can we anonsource a screenplay ITT?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHp5cVQ5yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmjZH76OtOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0liuzvY1g8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9L879lW5Jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLJP6J-LaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T59KAU9n5xI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3kQ4CjbbvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jGzFumqed4

>DDD
>Bizarre Foods
>American Pickers
>Chopped
Comfy

>>83125038
Good lord

>>83123213
Yeah, he's actually a quite knowledgeable guy and a very entertaining host. It's just ironic hipster tumblr memers hating on him for the most part

>>83122778
Reporting in

>>83122795
Adam please go

>>83123230
>no proof that it's him

>>83125038
>open thread hoping too see this
>see this
Job well done

>>83123230
Why was I not aware of this? I must visit flavortown more often

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>ywn go to flavor town

Imagine if this was your job, being paid a fucking fortune to travel around the US first class, go to these diners and eat all this amazing food... fuck

>cut to fieri standing in his shower with back to camera, letting the water run down his gold tipped locks
>camera pans out to reveal a flaming back tattoo designed to look like a shirt
>cut again to bjj gym where we see Bourdain in full gi rolling around the mat when his phone rings
>"It's Fieri....he's found it. You know what to do," an ominous voice says
>>"Consider it done Mr. Ramsay."
>final cut to Ramsay, Oliver, and Ainsley sitting at the head of a round table among many other shadowy figures

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what's with the weird exaggerated/emphasized clanking utensils/sizzling/pouring/stirring sound effects?

You guys know what I mean?

>>83128026
gets the almonds fired up

this is my favorite episode tbhf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAMXxHdSwDk

>>83128159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x195_WMlaTI

S203 was the best desu

>>83122741
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!