>Would you suck a cock to keep your job at McDonalds? Damn.

Unironically yes. People here are incredibly irresponsible with money and credit and end up in situations they may never recover from. And definitely during the mortgage crisis, yes. People with McDonald's tier salaries were buying cheap houses they had no business buying, taking out loans and racking up credit charges for shit they had no business purchasing. It's not uncommon to hear stories about women turning to porn to pay bills, doing ridiculous shit at work or with a coworker, or getting a sugar daddy. Guys usually turn to drug dealing instead of sucking dick though, but the general logic and mindset is the same. Dumb poor people trying to pay debts they should have never racked up in the first place.

>>83122502
i'd suck a dick for 20 mcnuggets right now...

>guy tricks people into dehumanizing sexual acts by falsely claiming to be police
>committed no crime, okie dokie

>willingly remove clothes and suck a dick because your manager's boyfriend says you gotta
>innocent victim

>just the messenger repeating what the convincing voice of authority on the phone is saying
>years in prison

way to go America

>>83122502
>Is this the kind of question Americans have to ask themselves on a daily basis?
>implying she didn't comply so she could laugh all the way to McDonald's coffers

>>83122502
This was literally the dumbest movie I have ever seen in my entire life.
>inspired by true events
bullshit or they drastically changed the events

>americans commit rape and get raped because a cop told them to

>>83125973
>policeman says you need to orally rape someone as part of a strip search
>hmmm that sounds like a legal order sure

A M E R I C A N S

>>83126206

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_search_phone_call_scam

DUDE IT WAS JUST A PRANK

>>83122502

that bitch is set for life now after suing mcdonald's.

i'd suck my bosses dick for an 8 figure settlement.

>>83126206
It's shockingly close to the real thing.

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>>83126306
caller: She has to suck your dick or you're both going to jail.

good guy: He says you have to perform oral sex on me or we'll both be in trouble. Sounds weird to me, what do you think?

dumb whore: AAAAAARGGHGGHGHGH BLLLAAAAAAARRRRGH WWWWAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHH

Reminder that this prankster was so good he managed to convince KFC employees to set off the fire systems and then piss all over each other in the parking lot

>>83126527
and even though the police ended up IDing him he still got away with it in court

absolute madman

>>83122502
It was a smart move in the end
The girl was ugly as fuck and she got to sue for millions just for sucking a Dick.
I'm sure the guy got arrested too for rape by deception.

>>83126527
>Reminder that this prankster was so good he managed to convince KFC employees to set off the fire systems and then piss all over each other in the parking lot
lol what

>>83125973
At least one of them went to jail. Theyre all so stupid, it seems safer for society if they're locked up