What is a failsafe date movie that is certified kino but won't

>watching a movie for a date
Yes because nothing says romance like not talking or looking at each other for hours on end.

She isn't normie. (In terms of film taste)
Horror or Bill Murray

>>83115929
Virgin detected

is that a human or a doll?

>>83115929

>romance

git a loda this cuck

Watching UP will get you laid

>>83115900
500 Days of Summer

>>83115929
Eh, if he's an adult it would be a bad choice for a first date, but there's really nothing wrong with it otherwise. You're clearly doing date movies wrong though

>>83115900
she has pretty fingers
>tfw no jand model gf

>>83115900
Diary of a Wallflower or whatever.

>>83115900
Hey! don't post pictures of my gf

You've been warned

Wes Anderson films. No joke.

neon demon

>>83115900

Das Boot or Iron Cross.

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>>83115900
Keit-ai.

>>83116683
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

>>83115929
i'm laughing hard at this comment hory shit lol

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>>83116683

Goodfellas

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>>83115900
>tfw she has a black bf

>>83116683
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.

http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
http://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/11/08/kimi-no-na-wa-makes-oscar-consideration-list-for-best-animated-feature/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-28/your-name-anime-film-earns-19.4-billion-yen-to-surpass-princess-mononoke/.109255
https://www.madman.com.au/news/your-name-wins-best-animated-film-at-the-los-angeles-critics-awards/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-china-of-all-time/.110044
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-19/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-thailand-of-all-time/.110097
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-06/shinkai-your-name-film-opens-at-no.1-in-s-korea/.110606
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-05/shinkai-your-name-jumps-41-percent-in-box-office-from-last-weekend/.110671
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/01/16/kimi-no-na-wa-becomes-highest-grossing-anime-film-ever/
http://animetourism.lab-kadokawa.com/

>>83115900

Anything from Legalporno

Not In Bruges apparently. She thought it was weird

>>83116798
Her "bf" is asian, actually. He's also a 40-year old man from Singapore who pays for her "shopping trips".

t. guy who follows her on instagram

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>>83115900
>>83116683
A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
EP 13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo

>>83116798
/ourgal/

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Your date will be unforgettable.

>>83116833
He's her betabux provider. She has another boyfriend.

>>83116683
>>83116801
>>83116834

WILL
FIND
A
WAY

>>83115900
The Human Condition Trilogy. The 10 hour run time will give you plenty of time to discuss Koboyashi's contributions to film theory.

>>83116833

SUPERIOR ASIAN COCK WINS AGAIN

RICED
CHINKED
GENGHISED

Does she do porn?
Serious question.

>>83115900
new bread who this

>>83115900
Amelie.

>>83116882
No, he's her sugar daddy. She's 19, he's 40, and he's constantly flying her to Singapore to "shop". Come on, what do you think that is? A relationship?

>>83116932
Well, he's paying her for it...

>>83117296
Why are all women such whores...
:(

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>>83116683
>>>/a/ in charge of memes

>>83117467
the only "good" /a/ meme was the smug anime girl. rest are trash

>>83115900
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Works every time

>>83116391
This. Grand Budapest Hotel got me laid once.

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What does it feel like to kiss a gril?

I banged a french girl about a half hour into Blue is the Warmest Colour. I also got laid watching Ron Howard's The Grinch, no joke.

>>83119012
salty milky coins

>>83119032
Sure you did

>>83115929

>Not fingering your date

>>83116122
>You're clearly doing date movies wrong though
How are they done right?

>>83117543
>>83116391

only good answers so far

>>83115900
You're not dating Ella, anon. You're lying.

r-right? :(

>>83115900
honestly that's the most perfect woman I've seen on the internet

>>83119012
It's squishy wet and warm but can also be hard when you bump teeth.

>>83119651
Holy shit I love this board you guys are so autistic

Much love /tv/irgin bros

>>83115960
He's not wrong
First date at the theaters is bottom of the barrel tier
Only acceptable if you end the date like that
Go out to eat dinner, walk around and then end it at the movies after you've talked and gotten to know each other

>>83119709
B-but that's how it is! Maybe I just suck at kissing hence the teeth bit

>>83115900
But what if I want to impress other boys?

>>83119858
>Ain't nothing gay about transformers revenge of the fallen bro