Hey there,here again by yourself on a weeknight haha well here's

>>83108923
Must not be a lot of stuff going on in that brain of yours to remember that type of trivial nonsense, Robert. Don't think I don't notice you and your coworkers gossiping like girls at a slumber party about me as my back is turned. Perhaps you ought to consider evaluating what's important in your life.

Now, I presume there is extra butter as well as a diet cola?

>>83108923
Can I speak to your manager?

>>83108923
Robert, oh thank heavens! I haven't seen you in a while. I thought you might have gotten fired. I'll take the Seafood special with extra crab legs please!

>>83108923
thanks you stupid fucking nigger FUCK YOU

>>83108923
White mans burden, Robert my lad. White mans burden.

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>>83108923
Thank you sir that will be 34.95 plus tip. Do you have your Kino Klub Kard?

>>83110895
>Kino Klub Kard

lel'd desu

I like ya Robert. Best damn concession worker from here to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon for that matter.

>>83108923

black lives matter

>>83110895
>>83110943
I don't get it

>>83108923
Listen to me you fucking coon rat, next time you give me that mocking tone I will have you lynched you stupid nigger.

>>83110801
>>83110867
>>83110970
>>83111200
>disrespecting based robert
shame

what's the point of this thread?

>>83110970
>>83110801
Is saying the N word funny? This isn't the 7th grade

>>83111289
whats the point of your life

>>83111346
found the nigger

>>83108923
Umm... can I... cup of butter please...

>>83111289
hello newfriend, its recommended that you lurk before posting in threads. otherwise you make stupid posts and out yourself for the newfag that you are.

>>83111369
every time someone says this on here I cringe so hard I think I'm gonna pull a muscle.

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Excuse me sir, this is an employees only area

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>>83111369
>>83111456
awkwaaarrrddd...

>>83111004
>KKK

>>83108923
Thanks, here's my wife

>>83111516
I'd like to speak with the manager please

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>>83111662
Actualy, I am the manager.

>>83110672
No you idiot! Don't say that! He just got promoted to manager and he baits people into this and kicks them out! You dun goof'd!

One of these days I want to have a few beers with Robert.

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P-please Robert!Let us out from the popcorn mine!We won't disrespect you anymore!

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>>83112374
ROBERT
YOU TRICKED ME

>>83112374
Lane still needs to fulfill her daily bbc quota. You need to manage this shit better, Robert.

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>I called Robert a nigger after he caught me sneaking a bowl of mash potatoes in my pants in 2005...

>>83108923
What are you doing here, Robert? I thought you got promoted.

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>>83113015
>Lane face when

>>83108923

Thanks Tyrone, there better hadn't be any of your piss, shit and cum in it this time!

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>"Is that you down there, anon? "

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>>83113188
>Tyrone
You idiot, that Robert, he's the Kino inquisitor.

>>83113188
Can't you read?His name is Robert and he only serve high quality products from the kinoplex popcorn mine.

>>83113335
Are you seriously making this post in response to a fucking stock image?

>>83113335
You tried a bit a hard .

>>83113335
colbert-tier

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>>83113335

babby's first 4chan post

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Konichiwa Anon-kun

>>83113193
*pretend to not hear and seeing him*

>>83113379
>>83113448
>>83113546
Spotted the negro lovers

>>83113335
hello r/the_donald newfriend.

>>83113627
>>>/pol/

/tv/ appreciates Robert.

>>83113627
Spotted the cock sucker

>>83113588
Hola amigo!~ Voy a comer una bucketo de crabo legso por favor

>>83112374
Lane looks like one of the girls from BLACKED, I see Robert has been getting up to his usual tricks

>>83113627
This is a comfy Robert thread. No need for forced edginess.

>>83113698
Yea you would know faggot

>>83113627
Robert is a nice black gentleman entrepreneur.He runs a successful kinoplex business.What did you achieved in your life beside insulting people on the internet?You should reconsider your behaviour kiddo.

>>83113627
I wasn't exactly hiding it

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>>83113682
Would you like some "ICE" with it amigo?

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>close your eyes honey, it's a surprise!
>go on, show her your BBC Robert!

>>83111346
>t. the nigger himself.

>tfw you fail penis inspection and robert escorts you to the breeding grounds
Best 6 months of my life 2bh

>>83113861
F-fuck you Robert. ;_;

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>We apologize for the interruption. We will resume the film momentarily. Please remain calm. We have reason to believe that one of you has illegally bypassed our virginity test, a very serious offense. Customer 09-23B please leave the room and go to The Penance Room immediately. Customer 09-23B to The Penance Room now, please. We will resume the film once the culprit has left the room

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>>83113912
>"I'm dearly sorry sir, but I'd prefer to date within my own race. I believe in the set values of keeping one's bloodline pure for the preservation of the many racial types and ethnic groups. Now excuse as I enjoy Kino with my girlfriend.

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>>83113984
De nada...

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>>83113966
>Heading to the showers with my crab legs.
>Suddenly, Lane blocks the path.
>"Hi Anon! That's a big bucket you got here"
>"F-for you"
>"You've been selected for a random penis inspection"
>"B-but the movie is about to start"
>"It won't takes long Anon and I don't want to have to call Robert..."
>"O-Ok"
pantsdropped.jpeg
>Lane start giggling and poking it with a stick.
>"What a dirty little cock Anon! Be sure to wash it properly before leaving the showers"
Then she takes a picture with her phone.
>"Don't worry it's for the archives and...Oh Jules! Come here you have to see that!"
>Oh no! Not this faggot.
>"Hello Bae what's up? Hey dude nice cock you got here"
They both start laughing their asses off.
>"Alright you can proceed to the showers Anon and Jules I see you after my shift"
>"I can't wait to destroy dat pussy like Ridley Scott destroyed the Alien franchise" says Jules while grabbing Lane's boobs.
>"You so funny baby.You still here Anon?Hurry up!"
>"Y-you too"
As I'm watching the commercials, my dick is displayed on the screen while I hear Robert laughing from the projection room.Run away from the kinoplex crying while people throw crab legs at me.

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>>83114052
>Come on Robert, I've got my whole family here and they're dying to see it!

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>"Excuse me sir, Robert requested that we the staff detain you on the violation of KP-3021: Evading the mandatory penis inspection. If you resist you will be detained by forced and sent to the lower popcorn mines. Please understand."

>>83114120
what made you this way

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>>83114141
Juicy

>>83114199
memes got the boy

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>>83114015

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>Oh, this bitch is texting Robert huh!?

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>>83114052

I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

>>83114446
>>83114052
>>83113193


Robert, why are all these theathers so empty ?

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>>83114558
The general public cannot handle absolute Kino.

>>83114641
>Robert's BBC was flashed on screen

>Nolan marathon

Eww Robert grant me a little respect. I'm here for the Anal Acrobats marathon being played in the alley theater.

>>83108923
Robert you will have your way with my wife tonight, understand?

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>>83111346
>>83111456

I'm an African American. Nigger is part of my cultural heritage, you racist. When Martin Luther King said "But 100 years later, the nigger is still not free" in his powerful "I have a dream" speech, did you "le epic cringe"?

You're trying to shame me into denying who I am. Try to pull that shit on my nigger Robert and he'll make sure you never view kino again, you racist peckerwood.

It's plainly obvious why you trying to oppress the black man, telling him what he can and can't say. Jealousy and virgin rage. You know EXACTLY what white women want.

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Haha very funny Robert, now think fast!

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>>83109053
>Diet cola
>after all that bitter pathetic attempt at damage control
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83114888
based robert laying the smackdown on racists and fucking their wives

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>In vacation in Paris.
>The city is boring and full of refugees so I decide to pay a visit to the local kinoplex.
>A black guy is standing behind the counter.
>"Hello Monsieur.Welcome to the kineaux-habitat.My name is Ro-Bear.How can I help you?"
>It's clearly written Robert on his shirt.This guy must be fucking with me.
>"A bucket of your finest crab legs and a Coke zero please"
>"Hon hon hon.You mean frog legs Monsieur"
>This crazy nigga proceeds to pour melted camembert in top of the bucket as I'm watching in terror.
>"Et voila!Le frog legs du fromage!Would you like extra snails with this Monsieur?"
>"N-no I'm fine"
>I walk away from the madman with my disgusting food and a can of diet redwine
>I take my seat directly after that because there are no showers in France.
>As the commercials begin, a guy scream allah wakbar and explode.
Fuck you France.

>>83108923
Thanks,David

>>83115054
>ro bear
i laughed irl

>>83115054
bon

>>83112374
How many years in the popcorn mines do you think I'd get for slamming Jules' boypussy in the penis inspection room?
Five? Twenty?

>>83115217
none. he's the kinpolex cumbucket. slam away

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Rare Robert

>>83114744
that would explain his gf's chill face

>>83115312
>no tip
>ho ho ho!

>>83108923

Crab, nice and hot.

>>83113335
hello 12 year old babby

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Oh it's you, sir. Here alone? ...again?

I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie...

>>83114888
this might be the whitest comment I have ever seen

>>83115586
dude. he's dead. call the police and have them remove the body

>>83115672
Robert can throw the corpse in the popcorn mine.

>>83115735
you do it, last time i did that Robert pushed me in the mines. took me about an hour before he let me out

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>>83115735
>tfw the only thing robert feeds you while in the popcorn mine is dead kino patrons who died in the theater

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>>83115807
Not even fresh crab?

>>83115807
couldn't you eat popcorn in a popcorn mine?
>>83115586
Has Robert read Dostoyevsky or something?

>>83115914
Pure popcorn is deadly.You need to refine it first.

>>83115886
No, crab legs are too valuable to be fed to popcorn miners, so they throw in kinöhauß attendees who were killed by the designated shooter

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>At the kinoplex trying to sneak some food because crablegs are overpriced and I spent all my neetbux on rare hand spinners this month.
>"Hello Anon!Where are you going?"
>Oh fuck.Robert spotted me.
>"H-hi Robert.Sorry I d-didn't see you.The movie is about to start and..."
>"You don't want your crab legs bucket today?"
>"N-no thanks Robert,I'm on a diet you see and..."
>"Oh yeah I see you looks fatter than usual...Is that mayonnaise leaking from your pants?"
>fuckfuckfuck.jpeg
>"N-no it's...it's cum!I saw a cardboard cutout of Wonder Woman in the entrance you know..."
>Robert tastes it with his finger
>"Taste like mayonnaise to me Anon.Pull up your hoodie please."
>A roasted turkey and a bowl of mash potatoe fall on the ground.
>"I'm very disappointed Anon.The film industry is in a bad shape these days and directors are starving. Crab legs money help these people to survive.You know our policy.I have to ask you to follow me in my office."
>"B-but Felicia is waiting for me in the showers and...and..."
>"Your falcon is gonna be fine.Let's go now.The cavity search can take a moment"
Robert then proceed to fuck my ass for 2 hours straight.By the time he finished, the movie is over and Felicia is waiting in the car.She's really mad at me and screeches all the way home.
As I fall asleep sobbing alone on the couch, I mumble "f-fuck you Robert".

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>>83114195
>tfw i see popcorn miners scaling the wall to theatre freedom and dont lend my hand to help them out of the pits

>>83116049
>the designated shooter
I live in Sweden, we dont have those?

>>83116173
If you wait for a shooter to show up, it could take a longtime.You have to designate one to be sure or the movie will be ruined for everybody.

>>83115054
10/10

>>83115465
>>83113587
Hello niggers. Man I hate black people. Lots of self hating whites And niggers from REDDIT on here today.

>>83116173
>yurocucks don't even get the pre-kino shooting
gets the adrenaline flowing before enjoying your fil,

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>>83115054
>camembert
>diet redwine
keg XD

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>>83116295
Robert works hard everyday to satisfy his (mostly white) customers and provide them with fresh products.He's a productive member of the society while you sit on your ass hating people for no reason.Sad.

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>tfw I thought I was going to meet Eva Green when I won the raffle in my theater's holding of the Pusyslave promo for her new movie
>mfw the fine print says you need to have at least a Proficient grade for penis inspection for the whole promo to apply
>tfw I have to be Amy Schumer's pusy slave until the next movie season
>tfw it's all mandatory and legally binding
Kill me.

>go watch Iron man movie alone alone
>1 year after high school
>was maximum autist in high school
>get in early
>my entire high school arrives there
>Im sure people recognize me
>I just dodge
>try to exit early through an emergency exit
>its closed
>someone tells me it locked
>I nervously laugh and walk out the other way while my whole old high school can see that one weird autist that graduated last year


On that day I decided to never leave my house again

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S-save me Anon!

>>83116581
It wouldn't happened in Robert's magical kinoplex of friendship and comfiness.

>>83108923
>it's a "you buy a large popcorn but Robert only charges you for a medium" episode

why can't all nigs be as based as Rob?

>>83116676
yeah I've heard that in some of the American kinoteques there are suicide buttons to push in case of seeing an aquaintance

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>>83116604
I PAID $79.99 FOR 8 OZ OF FALCON CHOW AND IT ONLY HAD SAWDUST, A FEW PIECES OF WING AND A BEAK

YOU MADE YOUR OWN BED ROBERT.

What's Robert's endgame?

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>>83116726
They can't see you if your falcon scratch their eyes.

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>>83117205
i cry everytime ;(

the capeshitters and /r/-thedonald won

comfy threads and non-ironic memes never ever again :(

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Nobody mentionned the Popcorn Magician

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>>83117526
Clean your shit boy!

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>>83117631

>>83117663
PICK
IT
UP

>>83116581
F