>“We had to destroy the myth because [the Austin Powers

They couldn't have lighthearted jokes in james bond because they would draw comparison to or remind people of austin powers.

>>83104368

he meant that he's not witty or charming, he's a meathead who hits people.

>>83104368
>we're too lazy to write good movies so we'll blame it on other movies

>>83104368
>Austin Powers revealed the tired dumb cliches that we have copy and pasted dozens of times, so now we can't use them again and have to be original, whaaaa

>>83104732
Can someone do this with capeshit???

>>83104368
>We had to destroy the myth
>Plots are literally the same
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He's not wrong, as much as i love James Bond you can't really do "my name is pussy galore" and pretend to be serious, it's childish

>the Brosnan movies sucked and the Bourne movies were popular at the time so we copied them
fixed

>>83104831
Drake Bell tried with Superhero Movie, but (((Hollywood))) brought him to JUSTice.

>>83104875
well yea, Bond movies are for children

also taking a cartoonish concept and making everything super serious does not make the movie more adult, just less creative

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>>83104831
/tv/ needs to write that shit.

>"hero" ends up destroying half a city and killing thousands, much worse than the villain intended
>pisses others off by only speaking in quips
>directed by Raimi

>>83104875
Probably because Bond movies weren't supposed to be super serious to begin with.

>>83104947
That's just the first half of Hancock.

>>83104947
And giant blue energy beams shooting off into space.

>>83104831
i'm actually surprised this hasn't happened, though I suppose the spoof era was on its way out by the time capeshit started to get huge with iron man.

>>83104368
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No one remembers Austin powers anymore.

Make the next bond film as a tribute to Moore, filled to the brim with campy shit

>>83104962
This

>>83104831
it has been done countless of times, but they haven't really hit the nail

imo it needs more meta than straight parodies
>start with a forced origin story, make it less batman/spiderman and more wolverine/captain america
>introduce the obvious female romantic interest character and recognize it as such
>make sure the villain makes an appereance just by the end of the movie and make the battle quick and shitty, make sure you recognize it
>always make sure every character introduced has a potential for a spin off
>end credits scene

The desired result should be a mix of Hancock, Mystery Men and Wayne's World.

>>83105140
I'd like that. They were just showing some RM highlights on the news. Good harmless (slightly sexist but who GAF) fun.

>>83105417
Make like 4 movies with all different characters but an identical script. Literally frame for frame the exact same movie but different actors/characters. Then make a teamup movie