YANB Edition WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3

>>83097747
PS GRIL ON THE RIGHT IS CLAIMED YOU CANNOT HAVE HER SHE'S MINE

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1. SPOOKED ME REAL GOOD

2. THIS ONE HAD ME IN TEARS

3. DON'T LOOK FOR DEAPER MEANING

4. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

5. BEST I'VE EVER SEEN

6. NOBODY GETS IT (ONLY I GET IT)

7. (WHY EXACTLY ARE THERE THREE COOP'S AND HOW EXACTLY DID BOBCOOP CREATE DOUGIE COOP THEN IF HE VOMITED WHAT TO ME LOOKED LIKE THAT THING FROM LOST HIGHWAY DRENCHED IN CREAMED CORN ALSO KNOWN AS GARMONBEZIO ALSO KNOWN AS PAIN AND SORROW INTRODUCED IN LYNCH'S ONLY MASTERPIECE TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME WHICH WAS CRITICALLY PANNED ON RELEASE BECAUSE NORMIES DID. NOT. GET. IT. AND INLAND EMPIRE TOO) (BONUS TRACK)

reminder evil cooper is now known as booper

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Who wants to see more of based Chad

430

253

15, 3

119

call for help

>>83097767

so that would imply that it's a straight up possession with bob rather than doppleganger bullshit

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Man there's gonna be egg on this guy's face when he realizes someone else entered that room. Also that he's dead somewhere.

Friendly reminder that everyone pretending they don't want comfy twin peaks back is just a useless contrarian with no respect for the first two seasons.

Is the headless body Jefferies?

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>>83097774
Bonus Track:

8. CALL FOR HELP (ft. Mr. Jackpots)

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Lynch is probably here on 4chan posting with us right now, laughing his auteur ass off at all these normie plebs unable to understand the deep symbolism rooted in his work and who don't grasp the brilliance of his filmic genius. And if you are here then Mr. Lynch, sir, it is my honor to say that we true fans understand and from everyone here on 4chan, I tip my hat to you.

Here's one for the normies. Maybe at last they might finally understand something.

Upvote if you agree.

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It doesn't get any bluer.

gee, when showtime realize they've been lynched, i hope they don't cancel the airings of the new episodes

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My shadow is always with me.
Sometimes ahead.
Sometimes behind.
Sometimes to the left.
Sometimes to the right.
Except on cloudy days.
Or at night.

>>83097747
twin peaks marathon with lynch kino towards the end has just started
nausea.club
I think the pilot is still on
I'll also stream the new eps live

>>83097809
I assumed it was him that called the cops. It's not like anyone would have found out if he didn't.

>>83097816
the show revolves around a demonic incestuous rape and murder, Andy

>>83097806
very obviously Bob/demons can both
>possess a person
>possess a person's doppelganger
the former is Leland; he is still there yet Bob takes control and influences his thoughts and actions frequently

the latter is Coop; Bob is in full control, the body is Coops but the mind is Bob's. Coop as an entity is stuck entirely in the lodge with just a copy of him fully possessed by Bob roaming the earth

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So what do you guys think Bob ended up doing with Earle's soul. Is it possible that he used it to make Dougie? It would explain why Dougie looks older than Cooper.

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>>83097774
>>83097821
>>83097837
Exclusive B-Side:

9. IT DOESN'T GET ANY BLUER

NORMIES REKT

>>83097816
>>83097878
you have to want both, numbnuts

which is why the best scene, barring the purple world sequence, was the Michael Cera scene leading into Deputy Bobby

>>83097816
another btfo normie

the spooky bits were always the best

>>83097881
>showtime
nah, he's in shaggy

>>83097816
L Y N C H E D

>>83097747
Dear 4 chan friends, how have you liked the new season of Twin Peaks?

>>83097842

Michael Cera actually was some of the best acting in the show. His part was meant to be awkward, somewhat pitifully likeable, and then ultimately sad and devastating. It's to show how despite the "comedy" of the dumb parents, they're actually sad and the product of their relationship is this kid that instead of being a mixture of the characteristics above, or turning out to be a quality person, he is actually nothing and bouncing around between all of those characteristics and a pinheaded pinball. He is actually also being directed to look like he is trying hard not to laugh, as Cera already does in other things he is in, because it is clearly forced here.

The themes of the show already satirize how dialogue, emotion, tempo, and perspective is made and shown in television and movies and people don’t understand that the dialogue with Andy and Lucy are meant to be jarring and unfunny. The product of their relationship, Wally, was supposed to show really how jarring television should be in portraying this aspect and one of the most disturbing and awkward scenes in the show.

This is also symbolized by the fact that he travels across the country and his "dharma is the road."

It shows as a bad scene because he actually is sad to watch and it comes across as off for a production. He was purposefully given spacey and cliff-like dialogue because he is slowly dropping down and bouncing around.

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Justin Theroux cameo when?

>>83097817
No, its Major Briggs.

>>83097897
>>83097821
Track is for you brainlets

>>83097900
the proper /tv/ code terminology is
>YANB
YET
ANOTHER
NORMALFAG
BTFO

Y A N B
E N O T
T O R F
.. T M O
.. H I
.. E E
.. R

>>83097914
contrast is important though, you do too much spooky shit all the time and it stops being spooky. This is why nobody like FWWM, it was just spooky stuff and no comfy to let you have a breather.

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>>83097968
I can't take abstract concepts or open my mind to new things without shitting my pants, I HATE IT. WHY DOESN'T THE SHOW HOLD MY HAND AND EXPLAIN EVERY SINGLE THING.

>>83097989
Is he confirmed?

>>83097991
But Bobby said he died not long after season 2 in a fire.

>>83097989
maybe purgatory Kevin appears somewhere trying to go back

Good vs. Bad Coop is a distraction. It's going to be about Laura again.

> dead yet I live

> beamed up

> Leland tells Good Coop to look for her

Does anyone else think the chattering noise coming from the gramophone at the very start sounded like the baby from Eraserhead??

>>83098018
People didn't like FWMM because:
a) they were normies that didn't know how deep the david lynch rabbit hole went
b) it didn't give the show a conclusion, which was what everyone expected

most people like it these days

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>>83098018
>nobody like FWWM

>>83097984
many people are to stupid to understand this. Sometimes i feel like a large part of the population are barely sentient beings. How can you not get this scene? It's one of the funniest bits in all of twin peaks.

Lynch has disappeared so far up his own ass...I'm speechless. I've lost all respect for the man.

>>83098050
Why not both?
>>83098047
It's TV. Was there a body?

>>83097968
I like it very much so far, i am just waiting for my wife audrey to show up in it

>>83098080
another btfo normie

just watch episode 1-4.

all iam saying is: twin peaks is back baby!

Reminder that there are two worlds.
I guess one Coop for each and a Laura alive in one of them, a Laura dead in the other one.

>>83098047
In a fire with Dale Cooper. I think the body went to the lodge and got pulled out for this murder

>>83098060
apparently its a slot machine handle

>>83098141
what

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Episode 3 is the best so far because of the atmosphere.But a lot people didn't get its deeper meaning.

1)The scene with blind lady represents discrimination faced by asians in america.That's why her eyes are covered and can't be seen.That's the first thing people go to and make fun of when attacking asians.

2)Another point is we can't hear her speak but the second lady has some dialogue.Even though they make up 5% of the US population they are basically mute when compared to other minority groups and also white people.

Who knew that Lynch is a SJW?

b-but I don't know what the glass box is

i hate lynch

>>83098156
Yep. Somebody in >reddit did the music magic and it's exactly one of the slot machines that sound in the later scene.

>>83097984
Is it about the chocolate?

>>83098018
FWWM was fucking great. It's a movie, so it's more about sustained tone and feeling. It doesn't need to have the tonal variation of a TV series and anyone who complained about that lack was missing the point, unable to expand their conception of Twin Peaks, unable to differentiate mentally between how movies and TV function, or all three.

And S3 clearly has TV style tonal variation, look at the difference between the glass box in episode 1 and Mr. Jackpots.

>>83098090
>>83098153
I really don't think that's going to be it. Having a departed actor be represented by a naked fat bloated corpse would be a shitty thing to do. But hey, it's Lynch. Who knows.
Also the fire was not long after Cooper went to see him, but they weren't together at least as far as we know.

>>83098018
>This is why nobody like FWWM, it was just spooky stuff and no comfy to let you have a breather
Y A N B

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What did this symbolise? What themes?

What did the brilliant auteur David Lynch mean with this close up shot of Tammy's ass?

>>83098141
The two worlds are a physical one and a spiritual one.

Why did nobody believe Laura Palmer when she said a strange man snuck into her room at night and has been raping her since she was 12? At the very least Harold Smith knew.

>>83098214
>Having a departed actor be represented by a naked fat bloated corpse would be a shitty thing to do.
That's the one thing that would lead me to think otherwise. Lynch has a lot of affection for his actors.

>>83098243
honestly I just lack the intellect to understand it

>>83098171
Nice try. Give it some more thought next time and I'm sure you can do better!

>>83098018
Haha, no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxlGtcW1Qg8

>>83097989
Goddamn he favors his cousin Louis here.

>>83098244
Which one is shown?

>>83098171
Is this a new meme

>>83098098
Nay...I cannot be a normie. I have been persecuted by thine kind. I'm a true Lynchian,but alas,his work meets a shallow end. With a mix of poor production quality,a non-existent balance of themes and the unnecessary desire to bring about destruction,I'm afraid Lynch has disappeared up his own ass. I'm a not a normalfag,since I have spent many a year expanding my knowledge on kino and I have found directors far more talented than Lynch during my journey that I simply must comment on how dissapointing this has been. You,I'm afraid,are the true normalfag who is unable to grasp what Twin Peaks is,so you use to ignorance to pretend the show is intelligent when truthfully,you're just dumb. Goodbye normalfag.

Friends, does anyone have english subtitles for episode FOUR?

>>83098284

Normie plebs like you disgust me.

You will never grasp the greatness of Lynch.

>>83097747
>normies are livid they cant join what they think is the new pop cultural fad to latch on because its actually kino

Based lynch.
Homerun before he and everyone in twin peaks dies.
Complete victory over plebs and normies.

>>83098063
4chan hated it just a few years back. I remember, I was one of the few who loved it.

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More importantly...

is Invitation To Love still airing?

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Certified Kino
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/twin_peaks/s03?cmp=RTTW_TV_TwinPeaksReturn&sf81120634=1

pretentious hack garbage

>>83098354

My family, my friend, I have crisscrossed this great land of ours countless123…∞ times. I hold the map of it here, in my heart. Next⏩ to the joyful memories of the carefree days I spent as a young boy here in your beautiful town of Twin Peaks. From Alexandria Virginia to Stockton, California - I think about Lewis, and his friend Clarke… the first Caucasians to see this part of the world. Their footsteps have been the highways and byways ↪of my days on the road. My shadow is always ∞ with me. Sometimes ahead⬆… sometimes behind⬇. Sometimes to the left⬅… sometimes to the right. Except on cloudy days, or at night⭐.

>>83098243
That he doesn't give a fuck and will put all of himself into his work, including his horniness.

And if he feels like it he'll sprinkle random T&A into an ostensibly serious scene, like this is a goddamn anime.

>>83097832

Correction: laughing his hack ass off at tryhard plebs trying to analyze shit he comes up with on the fly

>>83098362
Y A N B

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>>83098362
Hello Micheal. How does it feel being cucked by a tree?

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Will normies ever recover?

>>83098377
>analyze shit he comes up with on the fly
ALL WE ARE DOING IS FOLLOWING THE STRAIGHTFORWARD PLOT AND MARVELING AT THE INCREDIBLE VISUAL STORYTELLING

THERE ARE FEW RETARDED THEORIES HERE AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT UNTIL NEW EPISODES COME OUT

>>83098176
The Glass box is, this is guesswork mind you, an attempt to create an artificial portal to the lodge. As to the who, my guess is its whatever company/billionaire they were talking about in the skyscraper scene. When Coop is trying to leave the lodge he briefly shows up at the artificial portal and it opens for the first time, resembling some kind of old school camera or shutter not sure if thats relevant or just cool imagery, then something, I think it was The Arm because it made the sound The Arm does, emerged there after coop left. The Portal is just open now, it only needed someone to come out from the other side to operate in perpetuity.

I think. That could all be nonsense, who knows, we still got 14 hours

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TWO COOPS??????????

Sonny Jim is BOB

>>83098418
>we still got 14 hours
jesus fucking christ

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>>83098428
CMON!

>>83098354
Kekek... How ironic that normalfag Lynch fans use their normalfag website to bolster their normalfag opinions...

>>83098362
end yourself

>>83098397
It's not a tree it's a neuron you fucking idiot

>>83098315
they are on amazon prime

>David Lynch The Art Life is on itunes
>it's 20 fucking dollars

>>83098407
the normies are on suicide watch

>>83098354
>Critic Consensus: Surreal, suspenseful, and visually stunning, this new Twin Peaks is an auteurist triumph for David Lynch.

Brava

I think the midget turning into a tree symbolizes the tree of life. Dale Cooper standing out in the middle of space symbolized the Angels returning to Earth. Basically, all of this is taking place in the 1996 Japanese anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

>>83098354
HAPPENING

>>83098463
It's both you retard. It's obviously a tree since it's coming up from out of the ground and has branches mostly on the upper half but it's also meant to symbolize nerves. Do you into symbolism?

I must be seeing triple, NINE Coopers!

>>83098354
>>83098497
>plebs still think this isn't normiecore trash
Lmaoing at your lives.

>>83098531
another btfo normie

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>>83098506
muh animu shit

HOOTHOOT OUT OF THIS THREAD AND call for help

>>83097848
can't see anything but a chat on the right and a starry sky?

>>83098464
So is there a dl link for srt or sub file that I can insert into my 1080p WEBRIP?

These threads went to shit fast. See you in ~2 weeks.

>>83098506
You joke, but there's Twin Peaks influence in a lot of Japanese media. Evangelion is no exception.

>>83098497
>Critic Consensus: Surreal, suspenseful, and visually stunning, this new Twin Peaks is an autist triumph for David Lynch.

what did he mean by this?

>>83098582
here is the link
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07145MTPT/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_mLfjzbZS8T4QZ

>>83098592
this. nips fucking love it

when are the next epsiodes out

>>83098506
With the multiple versions of characters and evil lurking inside electricity it's more Serial Experiments Lain that Eva.

>>83098571
is your flash player up to date?

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

What's the music when Evil Coop driving is the first EP?

>>83098571
firefox + flash

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>>83098592
I've never heard of this... Twin.. Peaks you say?

>>83098637
op

>>83098633
ray wise was the best actor of the original show.

>>83098610
Anon, I am not starting my showtime free trial. I don't pay for movies or tv shows. I just want my srt or sub file if anyone has it.

>>83098637
http://picosong.com/MTTA/

All the music is in the OP

HELLOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOO

>>83098681
>am not starting my showtime free trial
>I don't pay for movies or tv shows
I am confused

I wonder if they chose to make the first 4 episodes available because they knew the first two were so out there? Seems a lot of people think 3-4 are closer to the original series than 1-2.

>>83098418
>When Coop is trying to leave the lodge he briefly shows up at the artificial portal and it opens for the first time, resembling some kind of old school camera or shutter not sure if thats relevant or just cool imagery, then something

In the first scenes of the box, even before that happened, I thought it looked like a camera, aperture opened up to the city outside.
A lot of more interesting critics have spoken about how it represents TV; a glass box that you stare at, waiting for something to happen, but it can suddenly reach into you devestate you when you least expect it.
And if you look away, you'll miss something.

Not plot relevant, just interesting to consider. It does make me wonder if perhaps it took good Coop's soul (like a photo) when he was floating there though.

subtitles can be found here
http://www.sho.com/order

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Did Dale Cooper's doppleganger just jack off a guy's face?

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>>83097783
I do . I want to see him with a blow torch shooting out from where his head used to be

>>83098637
>What's the music when Evil Coop driving is the first EP?
It's a slowed-down remix of Muddy Magnolia's American Woman, this is a good attempt to reproduce it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWkGGda7hX8

>>83098709
I don't want to register to fucking showtime, it's not free if I have to go through hoops.

I just asked if anyone has a subtitle file.

can anyone post the black prostitue gf

and her NIPPLES

>>83098762
and her butt

please

>>83098683
>>83098677
Oh thanks lads.
My eyes did not notice that link cause it looked different.

>>83098755
>it's not free if I have to go through hoops.
yes it is

>>83098736
yea...to death.

>>83098781
god damn that ass

>>83098717
probably

only showing 1 or 2 would scare all the normies off

>>83098755
>it's not free if I have to go through hoops.
Nothing worse than a bitchy poorfag.

>>83098506
I think the midget turning into a tree symbolizes that the actor is fucking dead and that they didn't want to replace him with a human to avoid confusion.

>>83098785
It's free... but not FANCY free.

>>83098851
>the actor is fucking dead
unfortunately not

>>83098851
the actor isn't dead smartiepants

>>83098851
>fucking dead
he's not. he's just crazy

>>83098870
he wishes he was dead. imagine getting cucked by a tree, on top of being a goblin

>>83097984
wooooaaaaaaah duduuuuuude SO DEEP brooooooo

holy shittt

THANK GOD DAVID INTENTIONALLY MADE IT SHITTY SO YOU KNOW TO LOOK FOR THE SYMBOLS DUUUUUUUUDE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqWWrq1zgSk

11:32

"Maybe James and Shelly will save the season?"

>>83098851
he isn't dead. hes just a fucking asshole

>>83098851
>he doesn't know what David didn't do

>>83098851
He's very much alive, just racist and hates David Lynch.

Given this opportunity to replace him, Lynch is just trying to create something that evokes what the fuck for seasoned Twin Peaks viewers as much as a dancing reversed dwarf did for people who tuned in for the quirky whodunnit soap in 1990.

>>83098896
another btfo normie

>>83098851
He's not dead and repalcing him with Rick Howland would have been seemless if that's what Lycnh wanted, but he didn't because The Arm did say that the next time he wouldn't be himself.

>>83097809
hahaha yeah hes gonna feel like a bit of a fool when he finds those mutilated corpses LOL

SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT NORMIES

>>83098896
Y A N B

A

N

B

>>83098965
another btfo normie

it's not a tree is nerves
that's why the electricity

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Dougie Jones

>>83098899
>>83098883
>>83098870
I read somewhere that his condition means that as he's aged his head has been putting more pressure on his brain, and this is why he's lost it. Not sure if it's true or it's just wishful thinking from fans. If it's true it's pretty fucking tragic. He was a great actor.

>>83098965
Norm, please...

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>>83097848
I may be a fucking pleb, but where's the background from? seems familiar

>>83098982
It's both.

>>83098982
YET
ANOTHER
NORMIE
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>83098982
WOOOAOOOOW

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WHERE IS MY COMFY

>>83099017
yanb

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>>83098988
Dougie looks like he came out of The Cat in the Hat movie.

obscure hipster bullshit

>>83099005
http://artmuseum.pl/en/filmoteka/praca/kwiekulik-forma-otwarta-gra-na-twarzy-aktorki
pretty neat short film from poland
we stream alot of experimental/avant-garde stuff if you're into that

So was Jerry Horne on the cast list names released before this or was he a secret cameo

and if it was does this mean a chance at Catherine, Harry S Truman, Leo etc cameos?

>>83099025
another btfo normie

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>>83099025
???

>>83099025
i don't think you know what 'obscure' means

>>83099025
yanb

>be Sonny Jim
>love your dad Dougie Jones with all your heart
>turn 6 years old
>aww yis, mom got some sweet chocolate cake for us all
>look around to see Dougie Jones
>he's not there
>cry your little heart out
>Mom, why is Dougie Jones not here for my special birthday, he said he would be here? does he not love me?
>don't worry sweetie, he's just out playing with Aunt Jade that's all, he'll be here soon I promise

How did little Sonny Jim's heart ever replace itself, /tv/?

what happened to Mark Frost's career?

he writes an okay book, makes an iconic TV show, directs and writes a decent movie and then nothing

>>83099037
He was announced to be back

Mad normies come out of the woodwork

>>83097806
If the doppelgänger is telling the truth, yeah. I think he is telling the truth and mocking the real Leland's empty conscience. The real Leland would like to believe he's not responsible for his crimes. In FWWM we see BOB possession does not a totally suppress the will of the host. If anything BOB nudges his hosts to fulfill their darkest desires.

>>83099065
i don't get this meme

the twin peaks fb page comment section is hillarious
everyone is over 50 and mad

>>83099025
>ABC, PBS and Showtime broadcast
>Lynch
>obscure

>>83099087
YANB

>>83099022
i fuggin thought that as well

>>83098153
briggs would not have been trapped in the red room, he is capable of going to the white lodge where BOB cannot get to him

>>83099091
yet another normie btfo

>>83099091
see >>83099091

david lynch blew the fuck out of the normies by turning season 3 into something completely different

>>83098988
CALL FOR HELP

>>83099078
He's a talented writer in a sea of talented writers. Most people who get a shot at creating in Hollywood only have a window of a few years where they get to put their work out before they become old hat and executives are more interested in what new blood could potentially offer.
He's just incredibly blessed to have once been in a creative partnership with one of the greatest cinematic minds ever.

>>83098896
>likes disabled

YANB

>>83098418
its the doppleganger of the arm that pushed coop down there

>>83098988
HELLOOO-OOOOOOO

>>83099032
holy shit, thank you anon

reminder that cossacks are russian

>>83099078
Fantastic Four

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>>83098932
>gay man can't cope with new art direction
>"Why was it shit? Why didn't they just make it better?"

>>83099120
I was just talking about his body, but I'm not 100%. Mostly just guessed because his head shows up in the space scene

>>83099037
I'm expecting a few secret cameos. Harry S Truman and Sam Stanley, probably.

>>83099184
nah, Harry Truman's actor isn't showing up for an undisclosed reason, and it was clear it wasn't his choice

>>83099194
YANB

>>83097991
Why do some people think that's Briggs's body? What is the clue I'm missing here? Why do you think that looks like a male corpse a quarter century post mortem?

>>83097809
He is fucking Michael Bisping. Search him in Google if you dont know who is he fucking retard.

>>83098896
>the cinematography was bad

kek?

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this party looks like it sucks dick. why would anyone want to return to the lodge

>>83097837
>David, why are we shooting my scenes first?

Adolescence is idolising Special Agent Dale Cooper
Adulthood is realising Dougie Jones makes more sense

>>83099210
I think it's because the prints from the body came up with the military authorization thing

>>83097989
Kevin's visiting the afterlife hotel in next episode. Maybe he'll meet Mike and Tree from Another Place.

>>83099161
np, come lurk the chat with us and talk about kino

>>83099213
He didn't ask who he was and it doesn't matter for that post. He's talking about the character, calm down.

>>83099213
Sir, I need you to smile, and raise both arms above your head

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Is this Ronette Pulaski?

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>>83099251
I'll tell you one reason they're definitely NOT shooting them first

>>83099213
goddamn this show is triggering normies left and right like nobody's business

NORMIES MAD

>>83099229
I keep wondering if the bearded hat guy on the right is the black spirit thing in the prison cell.

>>83099291
sometimes I forget she exists

>>83098153
Look at the donut. Not the hole. You're creating speculations to verify your speculations.

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>>83099229
holy shit that quality

>>83099210
>>83099256 this
and that it's a fat male body.

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w-will he make an unexpected appearance?

hahhahaa another btfo normie xDDDD l y n c h e d HAhahAHAhaha BTFO

>>83099173
jay was exactly right. normies getting butthurt because it's not muh comfy cherry pie and teenage melodrama

>>83099229
that's kinda awful. You're stuck in a mental loop you can't get out of. You want out but you're stuck in. Scary shit, that.

>>83099291
same actress but credited as 'american girl'. my first thought is yet another doppleganger situation

>>83099291
better question
who or what was her mother
that shit was scary

>>83099229
at least you know david bowie has a chance of showing up for a bit

>>83099319
no, he is a tree now lmao

>>83099270
>>83099276
>>83099296

TP generals are the easiest threads to troll. Its so easy that it gets boring.

>>83099367
>m-merely pretending!

>>83099194
Really? I remember that he was keen to come back, and then it was announced that he wasn't, but the Truman's brother stuff is very weird and feels like they couldn't get him. It doesn't make much sense to go down that path instead of just recasting (I mean, TP has done it before with Donna) unless he's going to show up later.

this is the pinnacle of the medium

>>83097984
'that was a beautiful turn of phrase'

>>83099229
My dude, it looks like a fucking awesome party. Just imagine that they're all on acid.

This general is quickly becoming the most cancerous general of all /tv/

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>>83098988

>>83099437
HELLOOOOooooOOOO NORMIE

>>83099437
It already is.

>>83098370
Lynch is like Gordon Cole. He wants us to know he's old school. This scene was the most blatant and self aware use of the male gaze I've seen in a long time. And I ain't even mad.

>>83099308
You're not wrong, thats easily the most tenuous of my ideas so far

Quick question:
Do these spirits get garmonbozia by possessing someone and causing pain and sorrow to someone else, or by possessing someone and causing the person they possessed to experience pain and sorrow?

Bonus question what is garmonbozia and why is it creamed corn?

>>83098896
>who would you even dress up as and why
>not cosplaying the evolution of the arm

>>83098895

It was a good way to portray it and it was made and then done well. A lot of the symbols people point out are way too try hard but a lot of them are accurate. It's like saying that because you notice a relationship between two concepts in life that life is a try hard when it is just pointing out the relationship, whether it was intended or not. But it was clearly intended here.

>>83099437
no it isn't.

seeing the enthusiasm for it is great, rarely get to see /tv/ band together like this for anything. Yeah, you get some shit posts, but overall it's pretty great seeing this.

>>83099349
her mother.. hmm... the old woman with the young boy?

>>83098417
KEEP WATCHING SONNY. IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

>>83098927

I've read screenshot of what appears to be his Facebook account. I'm still not sure if that's real or is it fake account

what did the tree from another place's doppelganger mean when it shouted NONEXISTENCE before dale cooper did a zoom

>>83099477
Watch season 1 and 2 and then FWWM fucking normie

>>83098927
>racist and hates lynch
is he.... dare I say it....
our
goy?

>>83099455
Also massively foreshadowed by the scene with Denise

>>83098739
Owlbowl confirmed

>>83099350
That's the one thing people should just stop hoping for.
The show had been shooting for two months before he found out his cancer was terminal, so I guess it's possible, but Harry Goaz (Andy) revealed that he had agreed to be part of the show but couldn't. I don't think he would spill that if he was just meant to be keeping his appearance a secret.
He signed on knowing he had cancer, but I think as it suddenly started worsening he would have focused on his family and his music. How important is reprising a role he held for three minutes in a 25 year old film anyway, at the end of his life?
Coulson shot her scenes as she was dying because Twin Peaks (and David Lynch) were incredibly important to her life and her identity. It's how she wanted to be remembered.

>>83098243
It's a character building. Gordon claimed that he took her because she is a great agent, now we know that its not exactly the truth.

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>>83099076
>tfw you give your wife's son a big bag of money for his birthday

I can finally say that I'm proud to be a citizen of 4chan. Being a part of the only group who gets Lynch and his work is not something everyone can say. Especially those stupid normies. I tip my coffee to you good sirs.

>>83099598
Her ass is the reason why she's a great agent for Gordon

>>83099617
Mr. Jackpots

I wish I had a real life friend who doesn't think that Twin Peaks is dumb because he doesn't understand anything and thinks that Stargate and Andromeda are the best TV shows ever.

>>83099527
It's real. I heard rumours years ago that the cast members who did TP conventions all hated him. Lynch is obviously trolling him with the evolution of the arm.

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>>83099349
Mrs. Tremond's doppleganger maybe? Mrs. Tremond had that painting that sent Laura to the lodge for some reason.

>>83099076
why's the kid a mexican with a shiteating grin that just giggles at everything?

>Gordon hasn't spent the last 25 years being married to Shelly

sad

>>83099617

based Dougie Jones

>>83099661
Quotas

>>83099106
Why thank you.

>>83098367
>Cau-casey-ins

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>molotov cocktease
What was the symbolism behind this character?

>>83099661
that pissed me right off
>pure aryan naomi watts who still looks stunning
>has a dirty spic kid

What do you think the reaction will be when people see the Tammy ass shot?

>>83099076
Is Naomi Watts' character a cuckquean?

>>83099660
And the world in the painting resembled the room with the fireplace and the pulley room.

Why's everyone so fixated on EVERYONE being a doppleganger?

>>83099256
Ok thanks. I knew I was going to miss obvious stuff like that watching it through the early morning.

>>83099784
'problematic'
along with the prostitute.

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>mention the quality of the work being presented through my eyeballs

>mind you not the substance of it, the quality of it

>you just dont get it bro YANB


enjoy your echo chamber

>>83099784
People have seen it. We're not in some special club, anyone who watched the premiere on Showtime also has access to 3 and 4.

>>83099891
It was enough to just post that shitty gif from that shitty show and tell me everything you had to say about yourself.

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What did he mean by this?

>>83099304
>sometimes I forget she exists

You're not the only one that forgets her. BOB assaulted both her and Laura but did anyone ever ask "Who almost killed Ronette Pulaski"?
Lynch dropping her in the purple cabin of the submerged subconscious was a fucking master stroke. We've collectively forget her. She's practically doesn't exist.

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We've seen this building during the pans of NY -- are the patterns of the lights trying to tell us something.

I assume someone posted the lincoln's clock when bad cooper crashed in the desert at 2:53pm

>>83099913
Thinkpiece writers are focusing on what's aired so far though.

>>83099891
I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

>>83099824
duality

>>83099891
>>mention the quality of the work being presented through my eyeballs
wrong, you having a problem with the way anything looks has to do with your brian
>it looks fake
duh

>>83099944
>that shitty show

>>83099996
Getting into Kubrick autism territory with this kind of thing.

>>83099437
yanb

>>83098680
hes the best actor in anything he's in.


he's the best at hugs most of all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80yjtJFf-v0

>>83100030
sorry ill suspend disbelief for the next few episodes like its godzilla(1954)

>>83097816
s03e04 was very comfy senpai

what does yanb mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXDvhm2QVVc

NORMIES FUCKING ANNIHILATED

>>83100098
>next few episodes
next 14 episodes

>>83100043
>Shitty crime procedural
>Good

>>83100113
YET
ANOTHER
NORMALFAG
BTFO

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/musickino/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk

>>83100146
woooah dude so deep

>>83097896
it makes sense then that earle's head bursts into fire and dougie back in the louge burst into a black flame

Can someone post the image with the "it doesn't get bluer" subtitle?

LYNCH IS A GOD

>>83100105
Episode 4 was especially comfy. Every shot was Kino, not shot, scene, every scene from its beginning until we CUT-TO was kino. Is this real life?

>>83100147
>crime procedural

makes sense that a general getting upset about people not watching the series to completion doesnt watch a series to completion

>>83099477
Creamed corn is bland yet sweet. It's got a nasty texture. And when it's manufactured and canned it's a mass market commodity posing as a food.

It's a commercialized metaphor for the pathos that the lodge spirits crave. Pop culture TV entertainment is often similarly bland and saccharine. Usually unpalatable. Uniformly formulaic in its production and market distribution.

>>83100171
Blue Velvet is a death mask, a death shroud. It's death. Albert was covered in Blue Velvet. It's all a shroud of death.

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>>83100158
So kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKfYkO53tF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQ2jGUNSck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbuEDkPOq9I

>already past 300 posts
>literally nothing happened this entire thread

>>83100257
when the fuck are they releasing dear tommy

>>83100270
Call for help

>>83099816
Ah. I must verify this.

>>83099477
>why is it creamed corn

They just need something to physically represent the spirits 'food'. Creamed corn is cheap and looks creepy as fuck. it just works.

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>>83100273
Soon™

>>83100158
Hate the way they're doing music, actually had impact in the past, the only episode that got close to that here is Part 2 with James and Shelly, and that was hardly close to being as moving as it was in the past when Lynch did this type of stuff.

There is nothing wrong with the concept, ending a bunch of episodes with another performance at the bar, but since I hold such a high standard for musical performances with David Lynch, this just feels so hollow.

>>83100300
they'd better, kill for love was great

>>83100115

look at this greasy james lipton wannabe

>>83100230
yeah nah, I just want the image so I can post it on facebook, mate

>>83097984

sorry about the butchered grammar here with is and are.

>>83099502
and I meant it is like saying the person pointing out any relationship in life between two concepts is a try hard when they are acknowledging that it may be intended to be related or not. And also calling life a try hard for possibly intending it. It's just pointing out a relationship and that's all.

>>83099767

Why did she kill Tracey and Chad?

>>83100297
creamed corn is also inherently evil

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>>83100325

>>83100335
Corn is. The human body wasn't made to process it.

>>83099392
The only reason they recast Donna instead of simply writing her out was how important she was to Laura's story.

>>83100376
>human body
>made

>>83098354
>Average Rating: 7.99/10
INTO THE TRASH

>>83100367
cheers buddy, you're a champ. have an extra (You)

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>83100477
>>83100477
>>83100477
>>83100477

>>83099194
Michael Ontkean hasn't acted since 2011. He's retired.

>>83100391
Sucks to think that we could have had Jeffries as a character in the show and now he'll just be someone they keep talking around.

>>83100526
He was going to come out of it for this though.

>So, I have a few things to say about the news of Michael Ontkean not returning to Twin Peaks: I spoke with Michael a handful of times this year on the phone. He was really excited to return as Truman, and even spent hundreds of hours in search of his old jacket, and finally reached out to me to help find it. We found a suitable replica. I bought it and sent it to him. We last spoke in August and he informed me he wasn’t going to Washington after all. I told him I was heartbroken to hear that.

>Aside from being heartbroken, I am puzzled. Twin Peaks is not Twin Peaks without Michael Ontkean as Sheriff Harry S. Truman.

>>83100526
Yet, he was really excited about coming out of retirement to be in the show, and even asked for help online to track down the original sheriff jacket. Then, nothing.

>>83100526
some of these actors probably ended their career with twin peaks season 2
andy, lucy, hawk

3 & 15 are on the wall socket things
315 is on the Great Northern key that Cooper has

>>83100402
The human body was made, you asshole. Unless you're going to show us evolution as it happened from the first instance of life all the way to a person. No you can't. No, you can't show us evolution in action because to show evolution in action would require you to show us a cow becoming a duck. Because that's what you believe happened, that over a period of time a cow, became a duck. And a lizard, a giraffe. You use words like allele frequency, a way of claiming that you can observe evolution happening in slow motion but what you're seeing, the variety of life, is not at all evolution. It's no different than having a blue or green flower of the same variety. Of course you atheist would dear claim otherwise because you're lying pieces of shit. But those of us who are as well read as you claim to be, knows better. Good bye, loser.

>>83100775
>to show evolution in action would require you to show us a cow becoming a duck. Because that's what you believe happened, that over a period of time a cow, became a duck. And a lizard, a giraffe

Brilliant bait

>>83100306
I don't know man, they worked surprisingly well for me, all three of them. I think Badalamenti will tune in at some point later.

how come there's no HELLOOOOOO clip on YouTube?

>>83100856
Bait is it? Of course you'd call it bait. You don't know. Which is okay because they don't know either. You're all a bunch of liars. They make believe well enough and then you eat up their slop and then retort it here as fact. You're all a bunch of losers.

>>83100158
Damn, the Roadhouse couldn't get any bluer.