Why hasn't she been in anything recently? And no, The Neon

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>>83059994
she got insanely fat after her husband divored her when he found out that she was cheating him with a black guy

she's not going to get any roles anymore

>>83060145
Laughing at stuff like this makes me question how smart I am, but these are so funny.

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>>83059994
>>83060145
I don't care if these are shooped

MOMMY I WANT

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>>83060145
true but she'll get plenty of rolls if you catch my meaning

>>83059994
Because her body type isn't that popular in Hollywood and she's not that great of an actress. She's been downgraded to car commercials.

>>83060770
She's a decent actress

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>>83060770
>She's been downgraded to car commercials
And shitty B-list movies

>>83060145
>she's not going to get any rolls anymore

That's where you're wrong

Because her acting ability is limited.

>>83059994
She was in Bad Santa 2 and S1 of Hap and Leonard.

>tfw you realize her disgusting husband is probably in more films a year than she is

>>83061111
>1111
>quads
impressive

>>83060145
>>83060697
Holy fuck, is this recent?

>>83061282
>not knowing when Bad Santa 2 came out

What a fucking pleb

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>tfw she'll never breastfeed me to calm me down

>>83061135

I wish she'd act on my ability

>>83060902
She's ok, but she's definitely TV/shit movie tier actress.

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Anyone missing?

>>83061806
I thought her performance on Mad Men was pretty fantastic
Although it was the first thing I saw her in and I was pretty confused as to why she kept doing shitty B-tier comedies after that

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>>83061460
are you okay anon?

>>83062597
I feel like susan sarandon's daughter always comes up but maybe that's just me.

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>>83062597
Milana Vayntrub

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>>83062677
no mommy pls gib milky

>>83062677
>white mother with black child on the poster
makes me think

>>83062597

Yeah, swap Susan Sarandon with her daughter or Nigella and swap Salma Hayek with the blond midget with glasses from TBBT...

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>>83062928

>>83062597
Eva Green

>>83062884
fuck me how could i forget
>>83062928
good suggestions, keep em coming

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>>83062597

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>>83063431
Reminder that she's almost 66 years old and looks like this

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>>83062677

She has such intense eyes.

>>83063577
lol

>>83062928
this remove salma hayek

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>>83063553
to be fair that's a lot of make up

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>>83062884
>>83062928
>>83063431
Kept Sarandon since she got brought up a lot when I asked this before

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>>83064194
Abigail Breslin is on her way to tit-cowdom

What's the ass version of titcow

>>83064452
Thicc is generally determined by the ass-to-hip-to-waist ratio

>>83064452

Centaur

>>83064194
Why isn't Jessica Chastain on this list faggot

>>83064385
no she's just a cow

>>83064617
good one

>>83063138
>>83064620
My judgement was she wasn't quite big enough. Do enough people agree?

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>>83064617
we're talking titcow, not mommy

>>83064757
not big enough

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>>83062597
Should Mary Steenbergen Replace Ariel Winter?
+ No Reduction Operation
+ MommyCinematic

>>83064757
She is not the biggest gal but she one of the best semen demons, so just put her in some kind of honorable mentions

>>83063860
Unless she got implants in her face as well, those are two different people.
Eyes, nose, lips, cheekbones, all different.

>>83059994
Because she's over 40 years old.

>>83064757
>>83064790
Yeah, whilst there is overlap between titcows and mommyfus it must be remembered that:
>Not all mommyfus are titcows
and
>Not all titcows are mommyfus

>>83064821
>what is makeup?
>what is facial expressions?

>>83064797
I agree that Ariel should be removed for disgracing totcowdom by chopping her tits off.

>>83064961
but they were so glorious beforehand

>>83064797
These aren't even that big. Decent mommy, but not really a titcow.

>>83064194
that one 16 yr old that dated seinfeld

Are there any actresses who look like Hendricks body-wise but also have very hairy arms or other prominent body hair? Porn actresses are ok too.

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>>83064194
how about Winslet?

>>83062597
Some suggestions:
>Jennifer Love Hewitt
>Jennifer Tilly
>Jayne Mansfield
>Jane Russell
>Sophia Loren
>Laura San Giacomo
>Mamie Van Doren
>Brigitte Bardot
>Monica Bellucci
>Pam Anderson

>>83065884
>Monica Bellucci

Mah nigga.

>>83064797
God she's so fucking hot. It's a shame shes in deep with hillary clinton.

>>83065272

None, really. It gets me, too.

>>83059994
Is this jewish propaganda?

Oh no a woman who actually has feminine features, she must be mocked at once, now watch Gal Gadot you stupid goy!

>>83062597
>Daddario
>titcow

lol wut?

She's definitely a favorite of /tv/ but in no sense of the word is she a titcow

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>>83068123
Who's mocking her? She's literally perfect.

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what happened to pic related!?

>>83068087
>>83065272
I wish there was more hairy BBW/SSBBW porn.

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>>83064617
>>83064706
>>83064790
what do you mean

>>83068123
>implying it's not a term of endearment

>>83065272
Not that I can think of. Do you like any of these hairy gals? Taylor Swift, ASR, Ritter, Hyland, Emma Roberts, Debicki, Lorde, Lily James, Zooey Deschanel, Emilia Clarke, Gigi Hadid?

>>83068285
You call those udders?

>>83068667
I want Eva Green and Hendricks to take them away for hairy girl training

>>83063577
why did you shrink her head

>>83068271
please explain the appeal

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>>83064194
>Vergara
Titcow's the only good characteristic of hers.

>>83062597
oh my god delete the disgusting spic in the middle you faggot

>>83064620
Great shout... I'd love to see her titfight some of the titcows. How would she get on?

>>83069267
It combines the two best things a woman can be IMO. What can I say, I can rationalize it in many ways, but it's not like it will make you see it my way.

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does rachel bloom count as a titcow?

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>>83062597

>>83069308

She's alright.

>>83062597
Only the first row is good. What about Eden Sher?

>>83068169
Can this be x-ray'd?

>>83065272
Lauren Phillips is a goodie

>>83069929
she's a cow

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>>83062597
>>83064194
How do you think Sofia Vergara's sister, Sandra, feels?

>>83062597
God red lipstick looks so damn awful.

Really don't get why so many girls use it in real life too when they need to "dress up". It looks ugly and looks especially bad the darker your skin is, and yet I see black girls use it.

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>>83069308
>Titcow's the only good characteristic of hers.
>Implying that ass isn't also fine as hell

>>83070711
Looks hot as fuck on pale girls though

>>83069818
just a cow

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>>83070785

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>>83070873

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>>83062597
>Daddario
>titcow

What are the best Hand Expression videos, guys? Looked on YouTube, but only found a couple good ones.

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>>83062677
>ywn have a micropenis to be condescendingly jerked between her thumb and finger

>>83071456
>you will never have an 8-inch cock, but she keeps teasing you and saying it's tiny because it can be completely hidden between her udders, and you know she's not actually making fun of you but actually bragging about her huge tits since she knows you love them so much
>she will never run her udders up and down your shaft, but quickly get tired due to their weight and ask you to do it for her, and despite your arms crying out in exhaustion, you continue to bounce them up and down your shaft for half an hour

>>83062597

Take off Daddario, put on Charlotte McKinney

>>83065869
kate winslett has the perfect mom bod

>>83071665

I can see you've put a lot of thought into this.

>>83069818
she will not be /tv/ approved since of what she did on the bill nye show

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>>83069818
yes

julia benson deserves a mention too

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>>83071665
STOP

How do I talk to women?

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>>83072016

>>83072153
i wish i had more webms of her or that her show was funny or good

>>83072153
I think I am in love

>>83072130

Be somewhat handsome, learn to confidently rib them a little, and there you go.

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>>83072047
holy FUCK yes

>>83072130
Well you can be completely honest and guarantee you have no chance at a real long term relationship, or you can lie and try as hard as you can to remain mysterious forever and never genuinely enjoy her company.

>>83070281
its a shoop.

>>83072207
What do you mean by rib?

>>83072373

joke with them, in an antagonistic way. give them a hard time

>>83072047
>>83072237

Holy fuck I think Im in love.

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>>83069308
He's more into DFC

>>83072072
>she will never spend hours cooking a delicious meal for you but ruin it by absent-mindedly dipping her breasts in the food, and become upset, at which you console her by eating the food off her breasts
>she will never place your hands within her cleavage because it's cold outside and you forgot your mittens
>she will never try to wear one of your button-up shirts because she forgot to do laundry, but have to leave the top half unbuttoned so she can breath, causing her tits to constantly spill out as she does laundry
>you will never start uncontrollably giggling during sex, because it's just so comedic that her tits keep slapping her in the face with each thrust

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>>83072499
C-checked

>>83072016
I've never seen a tv star so eager to flaunt their assets for such a c-level status

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>>83072153
>>83072016
>>83069818
Superior version.

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>>83072153

>>83072499
>swn ignore you completely during sex and play with her phone while you ravenously fuck her massive jugs

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>>83072237

>>83072795
>you will never find out later that she was actually filming the whole event on her phone for your enjoyment later while she's out working on her next movie
>despite being weirded out by the female POV and seeing yourself, you will never jerk off to it 3 times a day anyway just because you love her and her tits so much, from any angle

>>83059994
WHEN WILL SHE DO A NUDE OR TOPLESS SCENE DAMMIT!!

>>83073156
>swn record herself showing the video to all her hot actress friends while they joke about how you aren't big enough for her outrageiously huge tits

>>83072596
try looking up Harley Hex if you're into that sort of thing

>>83073254
What the fuck is swn

>>83062597
Gotta remove Ariel from the list.

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>>83073293
She will never.

>>83073130
Jesus christ.

>>83073293
Such wondrous nipples

>>83060697
Top kek

>>83073331
Julia is the hottest Asian who ever lived tbqf

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>>83073327

>>83073254
>you will never marvel at how big her tits are compared to her hot actress friends
>it will never look like she was actually sneakily comparing herself to the others in the video just so you can see that just how amazing of a catch you have

>>83073451
>swn catch you masturbating to dfc actresses and then show you pictures of her bullying them irl

>>83063553
totally would, but she would have to be dressed as Elvira

>>83063553
She's a big gal.

>>83059994
more bigger
more much bigger milk succ gib

>>83063553
so im guessing that she looks dog rough without all the make-up?

>>83064797
she should've been aunt may
mmmm

>>83073532
We don't deserve happiness

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>>83073622
looked it up and i take it back

M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y

>>83072153
IS SO OH OH OH

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>>83073071
wish she would get plastic surgery to have that Kuato mole thing taken off her shoulder

she would much more fappable

>>83073726
I take it back as well
me want fucki fucki

>its a tv posting grannies episode
top lel

>>83073861
dibs on far left and far right

>>83073753
I like it, she looks more natural

>>83073861
>far left

What are you, a drug addict? At least 3 and 4 look mentally stable minus the titanic titties on 3.

>>83074044
meant for>>83073944

Fuck I'm a retard

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>>83073532
that's a bit mean anon but i can dig it

>>83073861
The same way huge natural tits get me hard instantly, huge fake tits do the exact opposite. So fucking disgusting.

>>83073861
Who is far right?

>>83074241
Nevermind I'm a retard

>>83074233
Why is it considered normal to be disgusted by fake tits but not to be disgusted by tattoos?

>>83073861
Who is far left. I am drug addict and I want to suck those fake drug addicted tits

>>83074406
Ariane Saint Amour or however it's spelled

>>83073130
her tits are fucking absurd what the fuck

>>83074227
>you will never have a 3 way with hendricks and the bitch in the middle

life is cruel

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>>83074991
nice bounce to them

>>83073753
Swear to god I've seen a scene where they tried to blur that bad boy out.

>>83075420
I wish I had a big breasted girlfriend to give me love, tired of feeling pain every single day.

>>83076028
ah.. having a gf with DD+ tits... fucking her mouth any time you want to get your dick wet, then sliding in between those gigantic basketball sized soft tits. well it's like what you'd expect from a hentai cartoon. but it gets old. you do it once or twice and cum all over her face. then you're pretty much done. it's not going to be that interesting a fourth or fifth time

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>>83076028
don't be sad anon, you'll find one eventually
alternatively channel your energy for evil and take over the world and make a harem

>>83076515
are you a wizard ?

>>83062597
God I want Kat Dennings to sit on my face

>>83076710
no i've fucked giant-boobed women and i'm trying to help keep things in perspective.

>>83073848
>its a tv posting borderline porn episode

>>83076784
don't try to fool me Merlin I know you got tricked by Morgan that's not a reason to discouraged people

>>83077120
look, fucking giant tits does feel incredible. but it honestly gets boring after a few times. trust me on this. my house has 77 windows.

>>83076584
who is this?

>>83077630
Vicki Li

>>83062884
Looks like she pulled a Brie and lost too much weight on coke. They will be forever deflated now.