>Because the nigga play pussy, that's the nigga that's

IT WAS ALL A DREAM.

I SEE YOU GOT A WAND UP IN YOUR SHORTS
PLEASE DON'T CURSE UP HOGWARTS
CAUSE I SEE SOME WITCHES TONIGHT WHO SHOULD BE HAVING MY BABY
BAY-BEH

>>83059956
I used to read word up magazines

>>83059618
>fucked with the magic broom, slit him down the back and threw pixie dust in the wound

CONVENIENTLY USE INVISIBILITY CLOAK TO DISCRETE-LY SNEAK ON SOME GRYFFINDOR HOES IN DEY DORMS VIGOROUSLY BACK AND I'M SERIOUSLY BLACK BOUT TO DOGGY STYLE IN THE SACK, BITCH DENY ME GET SLAPPED I PUT THE "HOE" IN HOGWARTS. RESPECT MY ENVIRONMENT, GET POCKETS FULL OF RUBBERS FROM THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT.

I SEE WITCHES, BIG BOOTY WITCHES

>>83060539
But men can't access the female dormitories, the staircase is enchanted and drops them back in the common room.

>>83060671
*long inhale*
SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEETTT

>>83060671
Um, wow, what the fuck. What if they don't identify with binary genders but are slightly panfluid with transgensexual tendencies?

>>83060671
That sounds pretty transphobic.

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ayoo we wuz finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

>>83060763
Wizards and witches don't deal with all of that mental illness bullshit. That's muggle shit only.

>>83060656
RIDE A FIREBOLT SO I CATCH ALL THE SNITCHES

>>83060671
can't you just polyjuice past the staircase?