>it's a RLM creates a hipster revisionist internet show

they didn't say there was anything deep about that movie, just well made with an interesting concept.

>>83058411
I think you just wanted to shout "hipster" and "snobbish" and somehow built a half-assed phrase around them, which didn't end up having a lot of meaning.

And what the hell is "revisionist" supposed to mean in this context?

>>83058499
Are we implying Jay Bauman isn't an utter snob?

Ride his dick harder why don't you.

>>83058411
>jay's snobbish sensibilities
This show is obviously a vehicle for Beardfat and his cuckcentricities. Jay is just the only one who was willing to do the show with him. The episodes with Mike and Jay only exist to lure unsuspecting people into Beardfat's trap.

>>83058542
You sound mad

>>83058411
Get some real friends

>>83058565
t. autist trying to save the integrity of his favorite twink e-celeb so he can keep his friend simulating Friday nights intact without guilt

>>83058608
Tell that to the losers defending them.

I'm tired of seeing people revere these lames.

>>83058542

What are some examples of him being a snob?

>>83058411
I like how RLM fans all pretend to be huge fans of the movies they discuss after each episode, especially The Mist, it's a trash movie and always will be

>>83058623
t. Beardfat defense force trying to deflect

>>83058693
reddit leddit memeia are literally frauds, acting like they have such great taste while reviewing capeshit and shitty b movies that were so trash they have to watch them on VHS. If they were tasked with reviewing a real movie they would get called out on not knowing shit passed the imbd trivia section.

>>83058542
He works as a good contrast to Mike being an utter pleb though

>>83058768
Who the fuck cares about beardfat?

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>>83058691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSh0z3h7R5E&list=PLcs93LaC3vpRah0-D7AyXnjTN7YQe7F0K

>>83058949
No, he doesn't. He's only there to dial down Mike's armchair fat guy critic aesthetic.

Everything Jay says is eye-roll inducing. He's also a horror fan, adding more to his snobshit demeanor.

I dropped him when he said he never liked Will Smith. What guy doesn't like Willy Will, one of the defining action stars of the 21st Century, if not THE biggest.

>>83058411
>Half in the Bag
>Re:View

They're both fucking review shows. They both review movies. Why even have two separate shows besides wanting to milk the fuck out of clicks and ad rev?

>>83059035
So deep..

>>83058411
>revisionist

revisionist of what? is RLM trying to deny the war crimes committed during WWII? lol

>>83058411
At what point in their review of The Gate do they try and make it sound like an intellectual film with "deep intricacies?"

Oh right, they don't.

>>83059130
Nah they're trying to prop up long forgotten films and label them as misunderstood avant-garde pieces.

I think the Fire Walk with me Re:view was the most I've ever disagreed with them. That movie was total shit

>>83058411
>that guy that loves cheap b-movie schlock is a snob!
Haha OP is a faggot

>>83059109
One is with recent movies and one is with older ones. Ad revenue pays jack shit for them. And how exactly is having two shows milking ad revenue? Even if they converted all of the Re:View videos to Half in the Bag the total amount of videos and views would be the same

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>>83058411
is it just me or is beardfat better when he's just with 1 other person?
when he's in botw he gets mad when the group changes up tracks of where they're going for discussion and he's not the one to instigate it
here it's kinda impossible to do that

also has he done one with anyone besides jay?

>>83059057
Did you think this sentence through before typing it? Like, did it somehow make sense in your head?

>>83059233
He's a reddit spacing normalfag, he doesn't have one coherent thought in his head.

>>83059166
But...they're not.

>>83059166
>criticize Half in the Bag as only reviewing new big comic book movies and criticize them as shills
>when RLM puts out a segment on looking at older movies that they're interested in, criticize it as snobbish

FLAWLESS!

>>83059172
They just love it because when it came out, they thought they were never going to have more twin peaks in their life.

Kind of why some of us like Metallica's Black Album despite signaling the end of the band's creativity.

>>83059166
They didn't say "The Gate: was avant-garde, they just thought it was interesting and well made in retrospect. The video didn't talk about any "deep meaning" from "The Gate", lol. You're probably just butthurt because you haven't heard of it before so you immediately assume and discussion of it must be pretentious

>>83059262
No, I'm pretty sure they like it for all the reasons stated in their 45 minute video.

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>>83059224
you can't argue with these people, anon. just let them squirm

>>83059232
>is it just me or is beardfat better when he's just with 1 other person?
Beardfat is awful in all situations.

>>83059298
because lolsorandumb david lynch dick sucking

>>83058411
>People that enjoy movies I haven't seen are snobs!
Brilliant thread, OP.

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>people still watch Disney Letter Media

>>83059035
>this video
>snobbish
Way to miss the point autismo, it was a bait and switch. He made you think there would be a vlog and just showed footage of nothing. It's not meant to be an art piece

>>83059326
Maybe you should actually watch the video and listen to the things they say instead of just complaining about literally nothing.

>>83059366
BUT DUDE AREN"T YOU SUPER HYPED FOR SEASON 3 LETS GO POST IN THE GENERAL GOD I LOVE DAVID LYNCH HE IS LITERALLY OUR GUY XD

>>83059326
Basically yeah. The movie was like half teaser for something that didn't happen and half a woman you already knew the fucked up life story for screaming

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>>83059323
don't get me wrong
i wouldn't miss him if they never had him on screen again but he's half as insufferable whenever he's not having his spergy little fits as the group is doing their bits around him

>>83059401
Apropos of nothing

>>83059035
>a joke video is proof he's a snob
Just admit you're mad at him because he shit on a movie that you like. Cut out the "HE'S PRETENTIOUS!" bullshit.

>>83059452
keep sucking that dick for ecred

>>83059401
I liked Twin Peaks aside from a bunch of the second season, and I don't really have strong feelings about David Lynch, but Fire Walk with me was still a total waste of time

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dude my venture into making weird "arthouse" vlogs flopped so here's a new presentation of my pretentiousness but in a more accessibly normie fashion.

Bravo, Mike.

I'd rather watch Collider seeing as their upfront in their plebbery.

>>83059478
The only people who could call Jay pretentious are people that don't know the meaning of the word pretentious.

re:View - The Wraith when?

>>83059521
So are you just butthurt that they didn't like Rogue One or something? You sound like a raging retard.

>>83059521
This desu.

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>>83059478
>a joke video
Try 46, you mediocre apologist.

>>83058693
/tv/ has generally liked The Mist, most people do

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>>83059568
I think RLM were more butthurt about other people liking R1 since they can't handle a world where they aren't the authority on Star Wars.

>>83059615
46 jokes. Now come up with some actual proof that Jay is pretentious, you pleb.

>>83059660
Or maybe they just think it's fun to laugh at raging autists.

>>83059478
>I-IT WAS A PRANK BRO JAYS FAVORITE FILM IS ACTUALLY
TRANSFORMERS

>>83059668
H-he's pretentious because he enjoys movies I haven't seen! Am I cool now for using a word I don't understand?

Whoever made this thread and is responding with autism to everyone calling him an idiot must be really insecure in his movie tastes.

>>83059668
>46 jokes
You're fucking helpless in your bad taste. Keep indulging yourself with pretentious bullcrap.

>>83059622
No we didn't, since RLM likes it now we have to hate it

>>83059769
So can you properly explain HOW jay is pretentious instead of just saying it over and over and acting like you're actually making a point?

>>83058411
>>83058542
>>83059035
>>83059521
>>83059693
>>83059769
>REEEEEEEEEE THE BEARDED MANLET LIKES WEIRD MOVIES! DOESN'T HE KNOW EVERY MOVIE SHOULD BE LIKE STAR WARS?! WHAT A FUCKING PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE!
Shouldn't you be in a capeshit thread right now?

>>83059792
>we
Go back.

>>83059815
making 46 "vlogs" as a joke is pretentious as fuck.

"LOOK, I'M MAKING FUN OF ARTSY STUFF AND VLOGS, 46 TIMES"
"I ALSO LIKE OBSCURE MOVIES BECAUSE I LIKE WEIRD SHIT HOW AWESOME AM I"

Don't get so pissy about it though, it's not like they're your buddies or anything.

>>83060000
Why is it pretentious? HOW is it pretentious? Are you actually capable of forming a coherent critical thought? Literally nothing you've said in this thread suggests you are.

>>83060000
So it's pretentious for Jay to enjoy movies that you haven't personally heard of? Maybe he should consult you before making videos.

>>83059815
Dude, get real.

The manlet thinks he's David Lynch or something.

And if it's a joke, then where the fuck is the comedy? Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? I think the only joke here is you vehemently defending friend simulators.

>>83060063
Do you even know the meaning of the word? Should I google it for you? Can i TYPE like THIS as well? You SELF-IMPORTANT douche

>>83059521
You guys bitch about everything. Youre like the media on trump, spending more time and energy on bitching than those who like them spend on enjoying their content.

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>>83059057
>implying horror fans are pretentious
You know that most horror fans, including Jay, like mindless schlock, right?

>>83060108
lol you're so dumb. It's truly amazing.

>>83060098
Stop replying to me already, I'm talking to this guy >>83060063

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>>83060135
>political comparisons

>>83060153
You've still failed to explain how Jay is pretentious. For a word you love to use, you sure don't seem to know what it means.

>>83060151
>Yes, google it for me
Fine:
>making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious.

Example:
Make 46 videos mocking art film

>lel it's a joke brah
Sure

ITT: a flaming pleb is furious that an internet reviewer he'll never meet likes horror flicks and arthouse films

>>83060194
Could you just...not??

>>83060210
But the vlogs are a joke. You can't just pretend they're not to make it look like you're making an argument.

>>83060210
>Jay praises an art film
>"WHAT A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE!"
>Jay makes a bunch of videos that mock art film
>"WHAT A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE!"
So if Jay acknowledges art film in anyway he's a pretentious asshole. He should only talk about blockbusters.

>>83060288
IF HE LIKES BLOCKBUSTERS, HES PRETENTIOUS!

Review Screw is superior.

>DUDE LIKING ANY FORM OF MEDIA IS PRETENTIOUS

LIKING HORROR FILMS IS PRETENTIOUS

LIKING ARTHOUSE FILMS IS PRETENTIOUS

MOCKING ARTHOUSE FILMS IS PRETENTOUS

DUDE EVERYTHING IS PRETENTIOUS LMAO

>>83058411
What a pretentious thread.

I wonder if OP knew he would be mocked this much.

>>83059622
Who is this /tv/ guy? is it (you)?

>>83060676
/tv/ is pretentious.

>>83058411
Dubs confirm!

>>83058411
>revisionist
What? They review old movies, and Jay isn't even in half of the episodes. Why even get mad at this?

>>83058542
80% of the shit he watches are horror B movies. He reviews capeshit for a living. How is that being snobbish?

>>83061303
OP is under the impression that anyone that's seen any movie he hasn't heard of is a snob.

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>it's a review screw reactionary thread

The influence he has on this board is palpable. He's right unfortunately.

>>83061503
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>83061503
I have never heard of Review Screw but he sounds butthurt as fuck

>>83061503
based review screw

>>83061503
How can RLM be on a "slander campaign" when they have literally mentioned the name of any other YouTube channels in their Merd Crew videos?

>>83061503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYJ-BMM4vqM

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>>83061680
>literally playing this stupid to save face for friend simulators

>>83061704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-vP7kJheI

Wew

>>83061503
Funniest part is that they were making fun of generic marketing delivery "pop culture" shows and these fellers here thought it was specifically about them. Talk about self-incriminating.

>>83061740
>Thinking your obscure e-celebs are more relevant than they are.
Oh, lad.

>>83061503
>he
Review Screw, fuck off. You're the only one who spams your shitty memes. No one else cares about you.

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re:View is the best thing RLM has ever done

>>83058411
Review is pretty good. I can't wait until they talk about some genuinely unknown/pretentious movies.

>>83063032
No it's the dudebros.

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>it's a nigerian claymolding telegraph switchboard for hipsters send messages to each other about their distaste for tubular audio/visual series using the argument that said series is made by hipsters episode

i fucking hate you all, go back to uganda

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>>83058411

>>83059166
I'm not sure you actually know what avant-garde means.

>>83067432
OP, your thread is shit. Let it die.

@83067463
your life is shit. Let it die

>>83067795
Fuck off

Why is josh even a thing?

>>83065316

wut? RLM is huge in Uganda.

>>83058475
Shut up you brainless drone

>People talk about movies that they enjoy in an internet video
>NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

What is OP's problem?

>>83060135
>Trump fans already campaigning for 2020
neither of your statements are true

I just wanted to bump this thread to remind OP that he's a complete fucking retard.

>>83058411
re:view sucks but the Jay/Josh re:views are a whole other level of absolute shit

>>83074670
Yeah but you're wrong though.

>>83074725
He really isn't

>>83059109
Half in the Bag is also part sitcom though.

They have a loose storyline and dress up and shoot extra shit.

They don't do that for re:view so they can make a video just talking about movies without having to do the little extra bits.

There's more content this way.

>>83074670
I enjoyed the Fire Walk With Me ep.

The other 2 not so much

>>83059109
>to milk the fuck out of clicks and ad rev?

What?

If they made 5 HitB and 5 re:Views they'd both be monetized for clicks and ad revenue. If they just reviewed re:View shows on HitB they'd have 10 HitBs, all monetized for clicks and ad revenue.

Also probably so they don't have to keep coming up with 'excuses' in universe to have guest reviewers, or as directly stated in the first film because maybe one week Mike or Jay have nothing to say or haven't seen X film.

Looks like you're just finding reasons to complain 2bh.