Who was the gay character in Guardians of the Galaxy? http:/

>>83056300
Nebula obviously wanted Gamora's femcock

OP

Groot

>>83056300
the audience, for watching that load of shit

Aren't they all gay?

>>83056300
I thought the actor PLOT was pretty gay

>>83056300
"A same-sex relationship for raccoon Rocket or the giant tree Groot seems unlikely, narrowing the options."

Whew. I don't need to see another tentacle porn Groot on Rocket pic. My life is complete without ever seeing that again.

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>>83056735
That's a thing?

Groots only a kid wtf

Taserface was sharing a bed with some dude when Baby Groot is trying to steal Yondu's head thing. That's literally it.

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I know which Guardian I'm gay for.

>>83056824
Is it not Tazer face?

I wouldn't say that means much, considering he isn't really a protagonist

>>83056871
The dog?

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>>83056800
Well of course it's not a thing. Who would draw that?

...Besides hentai artists and gay furries that is...

>>83057091
I am Goot. I am Groot? I am Groot.

>>83056300
The audience for paying to watch that dreck.

I thought I heard some people mention Mantis as being gay based off an interaction between Mantis and Drax about how she wasn't attracted to him.

>>83056824
>the evil guy is again the gay guy
seriously first Lafou and now this, it's 2017

>>83056300
Mantis. When Drax thought she was coming on to him she said something like

>I'm not even attracted to the kind of thing you are

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Me during this scene. Wew lads.

>>83059120
>>83058932
I thought that was because she was attracted to her own species

Krager or whatever his name was, Yondu's second in command

>HINT at gay character
>refuse to even disclose who or even confirm there is in fact a gay character whatsoever because a single penny you lose from pissing a homophobe off is still a penny lost
Nothing more pathetic than halfhearted corporate pandering, except perhaps the morons who eat it right up.

>>83056300
The whole movie was a gay capeshit shlock

The whole franchise is gay

Pretty sure in the scene when the camera is panning over all the sleeping ravagers there's a pretty obvious passover to a couple of them spooning none-too-comedically.

I normally ignore that sort of thing as just awkward direction but it stuck out enough to me to be noticeable, like they were intentionally positioned in such a way as to appear lovers, not as just goofy dumb pirates cuddling because lol.

>>83062101
There was also a pair of male Ravagers just shy of making out in the robo-brothel.

>>83056300
What's the point of making a 'gay' character. By doing so you make their sexuality the only aspect of them, if you want to write a gay character, make it as innocuous as possible.


fuck virtue signalling

To distract concerned parents from not taking their kids to see animated cartoon raccoons and trees that look like Zootopia characters brutally murdering hundreds of people with guns

>>83062901
If done badly, yes. If done well then gayness is just a part of the character, not the defining characteristic.

>>83063209
Rocket didn't kill a single person in either film who didn't deserve it. He used nonlethal ordinance and traps except when in fighter to fighter combat and shooting mutineers. Admittedly he liked shooting mutineers a bit too much but it's not like he indiscriminately kills people.

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o m n i s e x u a l

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>>83063634
*Shrug*
Pete might be bisexual. At the very least he's indiscriminate when it comes to female lovers. An Askavarian? Really?

Rocket might be prison gay or gay for Adult Groot because he's the only person he trusts. Odds at the little weasel never has anything but meaningless bar sex if it isn't Groot due to his emotional issues. Or the scientists who made him might have cut his balls off.

Gamora might be bisexual but she isn't hard gay since she is warming up to Pete.

Drax could be bisexual but we just don't know.

So if they were going to make one of the main team hard gay it has to be Nebula (arguably not in the main team) or either Rocket and Groot. And if it's Rocket then it's probably Rocket/Groot for the aforementioned reasons.

>>83056381
Rekt

>>83063634
you got a picture of the gold bitch in the end credits with her hair down? she looked hot then

>>83056300
Rocket and Groot are married. How did you idiots miss this?

>>83059024
Pirates have a long and storied tradition of buttplay

>>83064567

debicki is always hot, would snu snu

>>83064653
Best friends don't have to be up each other, you mong. Rocket clings to Adult Groot both because he's useful and because he's the only person that every showed him a speck of kindness and he takes care of Baby Groot because they are still best friends.

>>83056300
Didn't Mantis say something about attraction to Nebula or Gamora or something?

>>83064926
Came here to say this, but i think she said "im not even attracted to whatever you're".

>>83064962
"I'm not even attracted to the kind of thing you are." We don't know if she meant his gender or his species.

stan lee in his cameo

Two of the Ravagers that Michael Rooker stabs were sleeping with each other so it's probably them.

>>83065080
I think that was more of a joke as they were all sleeping in the same room together

Like the prison scene in the first movie

>>83064844
Groot is a female, baby groot is their son. Do you morons even pay attention to the things you watch?

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>>83056300
https://strawpoll.com/gg6dbr5

>>83066711
>https://strawpoll.com/gg6dbr5
Way to link to something completely fucking unrelated to the thread, jackass.