Was she the worst part about 2 & 3? Also fuck her for cuffing

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>>83046260
Fuck this gay shit
Post keirakino

>>83046260
the script was the worst part of 2 and 3

>>83046260
I love drinking rum and watching these movies

>>83046260
how can you begrudge her for not wanting to die? The kraken was following sparrow which he didn't divulge, could have resulted in all of their deaths instead of just his

Jack sparrow made the agreement fair and square

Why did they get a Kiera and Orlando clone for the new movie?

>>83047134
You make a fair point. However, this was signature cowardly female behaviour.

kissing a pirate with yellow teeth, who hasnt brushed his teeth in months, that shit is so disgusting

Watched the first movie again the other day. 18 year old Keira was so perfect.

>>83047164

It was the smartest thing anyone could've done at that point. Stop hating women.

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>>83047164
yeah, this poisoning, deception, all female traits

they generally lack the resolve and character to do stuff like this openly but mainly because they are naturally at a disadvantage in all hostilities, they're not hard wired for it

>>83047163
Because they're literally the children of Keira's and Orlando's characters.

>>83046260
THESE ARE MY BREASTZH

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>>83046373

>>83047288
>uses her sexuality to distract and betray Jack to be devoured by a giant squid from hell, so she can save her own ass and have Orlando Bloom to herself.
Stop being autistic.

anyone have that webm from Atonement? You know the one.

>>83047300
Always beware flirting and sexual interaction in the heat of battle.

>they didn't have the cameras rolling when portman dosed her with laxatives during a shoot on Starwars
I bet she has nightmares about those poopy panties every night

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>>83047450
This one?

>>83047628
that's a man

>>83046260
I thought she was fine in 2, terrible in 3 but mainly because she was so tied up with the pirate lords plot line which was 100% pointless. Seriously the pirate lords did jack shit, all they do is stand there while two ships duked it out.

>>83047765
>all they do is stand there while two ships duked it out
Man I was so pissed about that, they tease this giant naval battle then NOPE it's just another duel between the black pearl and the enemy ship.

>>83046260
She had literal negative tits. Zero breast matter.

>>83047790
I mean I liked the battle itself (2 and 4 didn't even have proper ship battles), but there was so much pointless fluff surrounding it.

>>83047164
It was a signature PIRATE behaviour.

>>83047875
Yeah the whole plot with the seven pirate lords and the seagodess kalypso and all that crap just felt rushed. I also don't like how they literally sail across the world to Singapore like it's nothing, makes the world feels small.

Not to mention how Davy Jones, who was a terrific villain, is turned into a whiny bitch who lost his gf.

That's probably why I like 4 alot more than 3, less stupid shit, more back to basic. Plus it got alot of Barbossa, which I think we can all agree is the best character in the franchise.

>>83047833
The best special effect in the first Pirates movie was by far the make-up they put on her chest to make it look like she had cleavage. That shit took push-up corsets and hours of make-up.

>>83047628
perfect
>>83047711
pleb. youre wanted at reddit

>>83047981
that's a man

>KK
>bad

Nah. Even Jack wa sokay with what she did.

Plus, her voice is bonerific.

>>83047164
so... Pirate Behavior 101?

>Domino will never peg you while making fun of and turning on a lesbian cop

>>83046260
Yes. She was consistently shrill and annoying. Bearable in the first movies but incredibly shit in the latter ones.
I hope she isn't in the new one at all.

>>83047231
brushing teeth has only been around since ww2

>>83046260
>Also fuck her for cuffing jack to his death
that was the best part of the entire trilogy, you pleb

>Keira Knightley is 5'7"
hmm, could have sworn she was a womanlet

She was fine in 2
She was bordering on annoying Mary Sue in 3 but at least they had her bottomless

>>83048263
That's Portman. She's tiny.

>>83048263
5'7 is womanlet mate.

>>83046260
JACT

>Jack owes david jones like 100 souls or some shit
>the crew fuck the crackens shit up in the final battle while Jack escapes like a pussy
>it still kills Jack
Was the crakend retarded?

I dont know but she was terrible in revenge of the sith

>>83048343
These souls "don't count". You should be used to that kind of argument if you've been on 4chan more than 2 weeks.

>>83048587
Why wouldnt it just kill the others after killing jack if they fucked his shit up

>>83048737
He wanted Jack's boipusy?

I think it was obsessed with him by that point.

>>83048737
It goes by scent like a bloodhound. That's why it sunk the Turkish ship, it was following the smell of his Hat.

>>83046260
There was only one good scene in 2, 3 and 4

>>83046405
>he thinks there was a script

There literally wasn't. It was just a bunch of set pieces that were filmed or digitally designed and they made up the dialogue on set. Tried to edit it together afterwards with minimal reshoots to patch things together. Look it up.

>>83049033
u wish johnny depp were that loquacious

>>83047319
Is that the story?
Why isn't Jack super old now?

>Worst part about 2 and 3
>Not Will
She can only be one or the other, fellas.

>>83049644
Didnt he find the fountain of youth in the last one?

>>83047163
Because Stranger Tides proved that you need a straight man to balance out Jack.

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JUST

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>>83052423
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83046528
My nigga. Especially bottom shelf rum like Castillo.

>>83052423

Still would

>>83046260
the worst part of two was that washed up admiral guy's overacting. His drunk shtick was like something from an improv class.

the worst part of three was filming without a finished script.

>>83052423
>>83052452
Are you kidding? She still looks great.

>>83052423
>>83052452
>that crackwhore look
i'm ok with that

>>83052423
I thought that was Tommy Wiseau based on the thumbnail.

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Forever my waifu

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>>83052761
THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL

>>83046260
Yes, hate her.

>>83053556
>people don't retain their youthful beauty forever

Color me shocked. She needs to realize her hair isn't what it was 20 years ago and go for a shorter haircut. After that she still has at least another decade of looking great.

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>>83054127
At least until menopause sets in...

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She made a baby with her nephew. F*cking lewd.