How is it that Kingsman comes out of nowhere and is so much better

I can't remember a single scene or quote from it, but I do notice that there's a thread about it here every single day

>>83042556
>if you save the world I'll let you fuck me in the ass
>that anal scene at the end
There.

>>83042556
Really? I mean, I guess it makes some sense with the sequel coming soon, but I've never seen that many threads about Kingsman. Can you link one?

It was just Agent Cody Banks for 17 year olds.

>>83042507
Sam Mendes wanted shit to be DARK and GRITTY but also wanted to call back to the other movies, which were inherently a little silly.

Matt Vaughn took that silliness and amped it up to the nth degree, while maintaining a level of reverence for the movies it borrowed so liberally from.

Kingsman was, in a word: fun.

>>83042873
This. Heck, they said as much in the dialogue. New spy movies are just too serious these days, at the expense of being interesting. Kingsman was a nice throwback to the good old days of silly fun.

>>83043619
>Heck
Hello, fellow "heck"-user! I also say "heck"! All the time, in fact.

>>83042507
I have not seen 1, but trailer for golden circle looks pretty comfy.

Thats a tiny ass, who is the owner of this ass?

>>83043646
I like to precede it with a nice "flippin'". Really drives home how serious I am about the situation.

>>83043646
>>83044272

frig off reddit

>>83044171
That's Sofia Boutella's ass, you may also know her as the new Mummy.

Definitely watch Kingsman 1 sometime, it's a fun ride.

>>83044171
sofa butt nutella

>>83042507
I came here hoping to see some pussy lips through those pants.

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>>83044305

>>83043646
I find the use of "heckin'" amusing when normies do it, especially when it's censored.

Any other context makes it weird.

>>83044398
The thing is, once you get to college you realize that actual profanity isn't all that mature so you loop back around to censoring yourself. Placing emphasis on it, like "WHAT THE FREAKING HECK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" arguably makes it more powerful than swearing.

Man from UNCLE was better

>>83044575
You're just saying that because it has Superman.

>>83042507
>so much better

It was shitty U WOT M8 Bond. It was better than Spectre because Spectre was an abortion on way too many levels.

It was okay, but the church scene is some redddit fedora level atheist horseshit

this movie fucking sucked

especially samuel l jackson's character

Kingsman was trash

>>83046094
>>83046147
Was it necessary to samefag? Do you feel that outnumbered?

>>83046025
How did they even fuck up Spectre so badly? Skyfall was fantastic. How do you follow up such a great Bond with such an awful one?

>>83046192
FUCK YOU REDDITTTT SCUMFUCK GO BACK TO R/ESIST AND CRY ABOUT HOW TRUMP IS HITLER YOU SISTERFUCKER!!!! I HATE SHITSKIN COONS LIKE YOU CHIMPIN IT UP FOR THE WHITE MAN YOU FUCKIN NAZI ENABLING CUNT I HOPE YOUR FATHER GETS DICK CANCER AND IT SPREADS TO YOUR RECTUM YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE ANTIFA EDGELORD AUTIST YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK EAT SHIT AND DIE IN A CANCERFIRE YOU FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BORD

>>83046065
How to detect a Trumptard: They get offended by racists being slaughtered.

>>83046478
I voted for Bernie. Tip your fedora harder, edgy euphoric fag

>>83046571
>Tip your fedora harder, edgy euphoric fag
Lol yeah this sure sounds like the reaction of a Berniebro and not a triggered Trumptard.

That was sarcasm. You can't have voted for Bernie anyway, he lost the nomination.

>>83046613
LOL this Hillary shill never heard of a primary.... Let me guess, not old enough to vote? Why don't you go shoot up a black church? You'll rid the world of a whole bunch of homophobes.....

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>>83046478
Is Plebbitt down?

>>83046688
Lmao if anyone's going to shoot up any place it's probably you, crazy-ass gun nut.

>>83046827
Why do Trumptards try to roleplay as Catholics? Are they just imitating him? Mr. "Two Corinthians"?

>>83042507
Probably the hot chick with think tink legs

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>>83046478

>Kingsman was good
>Besides the botched ending etc.

Fuck, some people truly have shit taste.

>>83047172
>the botched ending etc.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Noticing a common thing about Kingsman haters: They never explain themselves.

>>83047087
Think tink?

>>83047334
Sorry, meant to type "think tank", but fatfingered it

>>83044473
That is all incorrect

>>83047378
I'm still not sure what "think tank legs" means.

>>83047401
>LOL WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKpQgEyjNdM

>>83046094
was about to watch that movie. but holy shit it features the never seen before fucking nigger l jackson, how epic. now i wont watch it. fuck.

>>83047529
He's playing a really squeamish supervillain who hates blood and violence. Well, looking at it, not necessarily causing it.

Spectre was much better than Quipsman. How old are you?

>>83047564
cant stand him. its like a wilhem scream in actor form.

>>83042507
I thought this movie was boring

>>83047604
>Quipsman
The irony of YOU implying someone is underage.

>>83047639
He actually does something a bit different in this movie. He's got this weird lisp. Even if you don't like him you'll probably still like the movie. In fact you'll probably like it even more.

>>83047646
I gotta know. What's an example of an exciting movie to you? When you say Kingsman is boring it makes me really curious where you're coming from.

>>83047604
Spectre had more quips than Kingsman

>>83047670

liked the movie, hated the nigger (and I like him in most things)

>>83047720
And Kingsman's quips were actually good.
>Thank you for such a... happy meal.

>>83047753
Well that's a shame, but what I mean is that someone who hates him might enjoy seeing him as a complete pussy who gets impaled.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OKHAzr-riQ

>Movie is serious and toned down
>HURR MUH GRIMDARK

>Movie is lighthearted and fun
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT QUIPS QUIPS

>Movie is a nice balance of serious storytelling and entertainment
>WOW ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS MOVIE WAS SO INCONSISTENT

I don't know why I come to this board anymore desu.

>>83047814
They really do whine no matter what. I have not seen one thing that is universally beloved on /tv/.

Well, maybe Samurai Jack, but even now you have people bitching about the ending.

>>83047859
The Thing is pretty close.

>>83047794

ah i got u senpai

>>83047859

Is samurai jack worth watching for a 35 year old non weeb?

>Hate bond movies
>hate movies about chavs
>liked Kingsman
What is this sorcery? How did they do that?

>another boring white power fantasy

the subtle jab that urban culture is inferior to being a stuck up guy in a suit is just even more proof of racism

>>83047720
Bond jokes. Kingsman is reddit upvote quips.

>>83043646
what the heck

>>83042507
Because mattew vaughn has always been fantastic
See: Layercake

>>83044473
This is reddit as fuck holy shit kill yourself

>>83048081
Yeah, there's nothing "weeb" about it. It's very non-Japanese in most regards, the protagonist just happens to be a samurai. Top notch action scenes too.

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>>83048119

>white power
>fantasy

pick one

>urban culture
>inferior

both

>>83048185
Why did that post get you so triggered?

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>>83048239

what the freaking heck did u just say to me?

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>>83048187
The "sweet thing" episode is kino. And the shadow duel.

>>83048350
What is your MOTHERFRICKING problem, you GOSH DARN BUTTHOLE?

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Not as good as peak Bond. The amount of locations and stunts in this movie is nuts!

>>83042556
Manners Maketh Man is the only thing I remember

>>83048589
By /tv/ logic, isn't it a bad thing for a movie to be quotable? Because then people will start whining about "quips."

Anyway, "This ain't that kind of movie" was a pretty memorable line.

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>>83042507
>samantha womack
my dick!

>>83049002
What the? Of all the women you go for his mother?

>>83042833
so much this

The church action scene is the only truly memorable part, everything else is edge

>>83049717
>everything else is edge
This is how I know you didn't see it.

Kingsman was one of those movies where the villain's plan was more sensible than the hero's.

>>83049789
That's true about a lot of movies. The only thing heroes have going for them is "muh morals." If you really think about it, you have to crack some eggs to make an omelet.

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>>83042507
Give Blofeld better dialogue and a better motivation for wanting to ruin Bond's life, have a better car chase scene and fix some other small things and its a pretty perfect Bond film with perfect pacing (movie actually felt pretty short during second half and I wish there was a Blofeld base shoot out instead of Bond just escaping after killing a few people and blowing full base to Oblivion so quickly).

>>83042507
BRRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>83049717
The church scene was well-choreographed I guess, but it was the edgiest scene in the whole movie. God Bless America level edge.

>>83049789
Thats the problem with the hero/villain story

Anyone can be the "hero" once you understand their perspective, its just about what side of the story you tell and how its framed. Even a complete sadist would be empathetic if you could somehow understand the workings of his brain.

>>83050152
Hence why we call them "protagonist" and "antagonist."

>liking Kingsmen
>>>/r/eddit

>>83042507
brap

>>83050188
Threads for this movie draw in a lot of retards who scream about Reddit for some reason. I wonder why.

>>83045910
But he's right

>>83050261
But he's just saying that because it has Superman.

>>83042507
>>British boy is taught by stylish British man how not to be a piece of degenerate scum
>Is trained in a traditionally British institution with nothing but white people
>Saves the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Swedish princess from getting culturally enriched by a crazy nigger and his Asian bitch

It was good because it was a British film. If Hollywood got hold of it we would have been doomed.

>>83047878
This

>>83042507
>t roger moore made the best bond films

>>83050329
Good post, but
>Sofia Boutella
>Asian

>>83050358
He did though.

>>83050358
The Spy Who Loved Me is right up there in my humblest of opinions.

>>83050329
Though it has to be said I was not equating Bond to Hollywood, as they're primarily British films too.

>>83050329
>>83050427
Yeah, British films are always a lot better in my opinion, so I know what you mean. Even if Spectre could have been way better.

>>83046289
If you can't see how Skyfall led to Spectre, you are blind. (btw Skyfall was shit). It's the same maudlin do-we-need-spies-anymore schlock with plot that doesn't make sense.

>>83050504
>It's the same maudlin do-we-need-spies-anymore schlock
How did you even get that out of Skyfall?

>>83049717
Should've been in a mosque

>>83050046
/co/ here that whole scene just screams Garth Enis, from the violence to the bashing of religion.

>>83047670
In the behind the scenes stuff, he revealed he used to have a lisp which he over came and thats what he used for the character

>>83047859
>They really do whine no matter what
Or maybe some people complain about one thing and other about another. You seem to imply that the same people whine about everything and enjoy nothing.
The people who complain about grimdark will be the ones supporting lighthearted and the ones complaining about reddit quips will like the serious movies.
It's like saying Americans complain no matter what about gun control, they're two different groups that you just lump together under the label of American

>>83050526
The beginning where he gets shot and fails the tests, the new gay Q, those artsy shots and the ending.

As disjointed and ADD medicine requiring QoS was, it managed to emulate Jason Bourne pretty well and be about spycraft.

Skyfall and Spectre are movies done by someone with no respect for the franchise and plots taken out of capeshit whose only capability is beyond average imagery. "I'm Sam Mendes, I'm going to kill M and then make Bond leave the agency" Fuck that noise, that's not what Bond is about.

>>83050746
Hopefully they replace Daniel Craig with Idris Elba next movie and reboot it again.

The answer is because Bond movies are over produced.
Kingsman was free to do what it wanted while Bond movies are micromanaged

>>83050807
>reboot it again

Probably the best idea but I fear they're actually unable to create a good Bond movie in this age.

>Idris Elba

Too old. Cavill has the physique but doesn't seem like he has the chops for the role.

>>83042507
The Kingsmen sucked. It couldn't decide if it wanted to be a spoof of Bond films or not. They'd flirt with stuff seeming like parody, but then take it completely seriously. That's not how parody works. It's like they were almost afraid to be funny.

>>83050923
I think it might be a nice change of pace to go with an older Bond. Could be the breath of fresh air the franchise needs.

>>83050953
>>83047814
>>Movie is a nice balance of serious storytelling and entertainment
>>WOW ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS MOVIE WAS SO INCONSISTENT

Wow, he called that.

>>83042556
>doesn't remember the McDonalds Product Placement scene
>doesn't remember the church scene
>doesn't remember the anal scene
>doesn't remember every scene with Mark fucking Strong

kys yourself you'reself.

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>yet another thread where people can't explain why they didn't like Kingsmen

>>83050966
>nice change of pace to go with an older Bond

Nigger what? Craig was playing an old Bond.


>>83050991
>Movie is a nice balance of serious storytelling and entertainment

aka a post-ironic quipfest

>>83051067
>Kingsmen
>post ironic

>>83051038
At this point I'm starting to think it's just contrarian backlash, because the film was very positively received both critically and commercially.

Can't wait for all the shitposting about Kingsman 2. It looks even more over the top so people are probably outright going to call it capeshit.

>>83051067
>quipfest

Name me the quips then, since you must know. Imagine if Die Hard or Terminator 2 came out today, you'd be screeching LE QUIP QUIP QUIP LE REDDIT!!! like the retard you are.

>>83051029
Is Mark Strong that good? He looks familiar but I don't know what else I've seen him in. What do you recommend?

>>83046289
Because Skyfall was shit to begin with. Casino Royale and Quantum were true kino

>>83042507
The Man from UNCLE was the best spy film that came out that year.
It was stylish as fuck and proved that Cavill actually has charisma.

Kingsman is overrated. It has some really good bits but also some really bad bits.

>>83051202
>some really good bits
Such as?

>also some really bad bits
Such as?

This is a board for DISCUSSION. It helps to DISCUSS.

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>>83051227
>This is a board for DISCUSSION

This is a board for discussing Donald Trump, gore and dubs. If you have a problem with that fuck off to plebbit

>>83051137
Brothers Grimbsy
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Sherlock Holmes
Robin Hood

A few more, he doesn't often star-star. He's also in the film covering the events of the Iranian Hostage Siege in London, which looks pretty damn good. SAS. I just hope they have ducktaped flashlights to their MP5's.

He also does lots of video games. He's a fan of Games Workshop stuff (Total War 2: Rome, Total War: Warhammer, Space Marine. Xenos: Eisenhorn and so on). He's usually a supporting role in films, sadly.

>>83051123
>Die Hard

A legit good movie in which the quip became famous because of the movie, not the other way around.

>Terminator 2

Shitty kid-friendly sequel. A kid teaching a killing machine catchphrases? Yeah, that is a quipfest.

>>83051091
What else would you call it when they directly talk about Bond movies?

>>83051170
Never laughed once.

>>83051251
They're both pretty great.

>>83051251
>>83051170
>movie so bad it's only brought up when people talk about Kingsman

>>83044575
>>83051170
Well congratulations, I'm going to check this out because you guys keep praising it. Hope I like it.

>>83051251
JNCL?
Never heard of it senpai

>>83051266
Thanks, I'll have a look at these. Was already gonna try TTSS sometime because of Oldman so I guess that's another reason to.

>>83051266
>Sherlock Holmes
What the hell was he in Holmes?

>3 spy films in one year
What the fuck was going on in 2015?

>>83051398
>two of them bombed critically and financially
>more people looking forward to Kingsman 2 than Bond 88

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

>>83051149
I honestly did enjoy Quantum. I'm surprised to see it get praise here since everyone seems to hate it. Or maybe that's why it's getting praise.

>>83051454
>Or maybe that's why it's getting praise.
ding ding ding

>>83051306
It's only ever brought up when redditors like the OP claim that Kingsman was a better spy movie than Spectre like it was the best one that came out that year.

>>83051463
>le contrarian meme

>>83051454
Most of that hate is "Dude, those pictures are moving fast" and "Wait, what happened, why are they there?" aka plebs

>>83051266
Mark Strong is one of the few actors where if I see he's in a film I'll watch it regardless

>>83051508
>Kingsman was a better spy movie than Spectre
It was though.

>>83044473
I had professors who dropped F bombs all the time, idk where you went to school at.

>>83051535
Yeah, sure and The Man from Uncle was better than Kingsman :^)

>>83051568
It may have been, I haven't seen it.

>>83051539
The professors do it, doesn't mean we students do it. We're better than them.

(Personally I liked my Milton professor who kept saying "God is love.")

>>83051382
I think so. He was a Lord, one of the bad guys? Good guys? I forget. 2007 film I think.

>>83051516
He plays the same character every time but he's great at it. His voice is so unique and commanding. I had hoped The Witcher series on Netflix was gonna follow the games, he'd make an amazing Roche, but it's not, so alas.

>>83051725
Isn't Roche the name of his horse? That would be some impressive acting.

>>83051382
He was the villain, Lord Blackwood
it was the 2009 RDJ one

>>83051805
thats Roach

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>>83051170
>Cavill actually has charisma.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDYBGIDYSBGIDUSABHGIUDSHGTIFSDBTGIHYDSBGIUSDGNUDBSIHGFBIHSDBGOJNSDFOJGBIJSDBOJGBODSBGFIBDSIHG

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>>83051137

>tfw i'll never have mark strong's voice

>>83048189
>another insecure white dicklet afraid of bbc

lol go back to /pol/

>>83042556
That's just you being retarded or decrepit.

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>>83042507
I turned off the first Kingsman movie 15 minutes in, I couldn't stand it tbqh

>>83052215
Well fuck you then.

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>>83052215
Same, and I turned it off in 5 minutes.

>>83048629
>/tv/
>logic

It always confused me why they were drinking at such at young age until I looked up the drinking age in the UK

>>83052782
18 is pretty standard in Europe, some countries it's 16 or 17.

>>83052577
I turned it off before the opening scene even started

>>83052577
Well fuck you even more then.

>>83053063
Well I'll just fuck myself then.

>>83053063
I watched the whole film, but in reverse.

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Would you?

hmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nxc-3WpMbg

>>83053347
nah i'd kill that old faggot caine before i even thought about harming that little puppy

>>83053429
It gives me Spiderman 2 vibes. Which is a good thing.

>>83053493
Anyone else notice that Michael Caine doesn't talk like he has a fist in his mouth in Kingsman? I was surprised.

>>83054228
why is this a reply to me?

you're wasting my time you dumb bitch

That fedora scene is not going to age well.

>A sophisticated British man beats a bunch of unpolished religious Americans to death.

>>83054306
Anyone else notice this guy is pretty aggressive? I think he has Tourette's or something.

>>83054374
You only call it a fedora scene because it offends you personally.

Once Trump's gone it will be business as usual.

>>83042556
I mostly remember Colin Firth kicking a lot of ass and a lot of jokes that don't resonate with me. But damn, that church scene.

>>83054478
One thing's for sure, this movie established Colin Firth as a total badass. I don't think he's ever had to do so many stunts before Kingsman.

>>83051266
Don't forget Sinestro

>>83051170
>Cavill
>Charisma

Kek

>>83042556
I laughed out loud when Harry's naming all these movies and Eggsy doesn't know them but then Eggsy brings up My Fair Lady and Harry gives him a look and says "You're full of surprises."

>>83054703
I keep forgetting that movie even exists. Why did DC make so many random-ass, unconnected comic book movies?

>teenage spies and buttsex

ebin bro xD

>>83054916
What's wrong, hit too close to home? You fucking loser.

>>83042556
>head explosion
>anal
>church scene
>mcdonalds
>backwards driving that was cooler than it had any right to be
I saw it once going in blind and I remember all this shit. you might be retarded.

>>83055168
I think those people are the kind of people who text while they're watching the movie or listen to it while it's on in the background and still try to claim they "watched" the movie.

>>83055337
it's just the state of /tv/ in 2017. half the people on the board defend or critique shit they haven't even seen and the other half are so insufferable that you can't hold any actual conversation about film or tv or whatever.

the fact that people are STILL using reddit as an insult like 4 years after the reddit boogeyman shit started blows my mind.

>>83042873
Good post.

Kingsman is the most obnoxious film of recent memory.

Mathew Vaughn is Snyder level Director. All style no substance.

also are we meant to like eggsy? his charcater is retarded. doesnt help either that the guy playing him is the posh-est cunt ever in real life yet meant to be this chav with somehow cambridge level intellect.

fuck this movie

>>83046478
muh cgi blood

>>83055168
I only remember those because people meme about those here. I vaguely remember SLJ killing Colin Firth affter some borderline 4th wall shit but as for any of the actual movie bits, nada.

>>83055816
no real buttocks to speak of tbqh.

>>83044473
>once i got into college i really reflected on my life and started saying heck

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>I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam

truly a different ti......oh wait

>>83055022
sorry I don't get buttraped on a daily basis like you do pillowmuncher

>>83056184
NOT reddit at all I swear

definitely NOT reddit

How are they gonna explain Colin firth's survival in the sequel?

>>83056534
Clones and shiieet.

>>83055644
>from Wales
>posh
>kek

>>83056617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zRO_j6XRzI

>>83056184
>I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend
What did he mean by this?

>>83042507
Kingsman is an edgy postmodern update of James Bond. So it's more to the tastes of younger people while the Bond films are doing their best to be different but retain some classic appeal and thus can seem more "stale"

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>>83051539
>F bombs

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>>83051266
He had a big role in Rocknrolla. The story... eh... but it was a pleasure watching Mark Strong in that movie. It's a shame we don't see him as much as we 'should', he seems to have the acting chops to be lead character.

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>>83053347
Well, I grew up on a farm watching my dad and uncle shoot pigs in the head with Magnum .44 revolvers and neck hens with axes, so yes.

>>83042507
topkek Kingsman is an adolescents wet dream. The church scene was a sub-tarantino tier try hard choreographers jerk off material.

>>83050559
Now THAT would have made the movie great.

>>83042589
That anal scene was so fucking weird. Made me so uncomfortable I never want to rewatch this movie.

>>83059518
Uh, yeah, you see a therapist and cut off all ties with your father anon.

>>83042507
the faggot little mc was terrible though

>>83042556
Fucking reddit's favourite.

This is the most overrated shitty movie I've ever seen.It's so fucking average I cannot even remember the story.

Everytime there's news coming out reddit blows up.Fuck that shit

>>83059546
Fuck off you underage faggot. The delivery of it was cringy as fuck, no body fucking says that, it felt like it was shoehorned in there to make 14 year old boys love this movie.

>>83059782
Geeze, kidding, but if you really want to roll with it, and it to not bother you, just think that Scandinavians are autists and that on top of that, they sound weird when they make sentences in English, so it's not impossible she would say that.

It's still a bit too "out of nowhere" for me though yeah.

>>83051539
>Professor

You mean leech who never left college

>>83056534
In the trailer he's got an eye patch, I think the timeline of the first movie it was only a few hours after he was shot that Eggsy spoke to Arthur and then they assaulted the base while being radio silent. So I think they'll just say he survived the headshot

>>83046841
But all school shooters are democrats

>>83051965
>jag-you-ah