https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tV TEyuCKn4 I send a pesti

>>83041728
ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER

Pure biblekino.

>>83041758
t. butthurt lice-bitten egypsy

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>>83041777
NOW I CALL YOU MOTHER

>>83041758
Are you a fedora? Christian dogma very much maintains this happened as described.

>Blood water
>Frogs
>lice
>reptiles & mosquitos
>dead livestock
>boils
>raining fire
>locusts
>darkness
>death of the firstborn

Which one is legit the worse?

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>>83041997
frogs of course

>>83041997
Boils or raining fire. You should be able to deal with everything else.

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>>83041728
Abrahamic God is kind of a cunt.

He set evil and suffering in motion from the very beginning by creating angels that were capable of rebelling against him in the first place.

>>83041728
I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE

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>>83042681
me too anon, me too
>>83041997
>death of firstborn

everything else i have a chance of surviving

>>83041997
Boils for sure
i had a huge infection and had boils all over my body
extremely painful
painful to move
painful when not moving
it was helll

>>83045842
You're a big guy

I brap a brapilence and brap
Into your brap, into your brap
Into your braps, into your braps
Into your brap, into your brap
Upon your brapple, on your braps
Upon your brapxen in your brap
Into your braps, into your brap
Until you brap, until you brap

>>83046026
ya ha ha Le maymay

but seriously, that was a solid 7/10 on the pain scale 24/7 for like 3 weeks.

don't get run over by a car and then covered in chicken shit.

I SEND MY SWORD
I SEND MY SCOURGE
THUS SAYETH THE LORD

Goddamn, these lyrics are badass. Good fucking movie.

>>83046095
underrated

>>83046186
Now I'm interested, Anon. How did the chicken shit happen?

What was the fucking body count for this movie? There were so many mother fuckers that got fucking merced by God.

>>83041728

Edgy.

>>83042608
maybe you just can't see the bigger picture faglord

Did normal Egyptians deserve to suffer and die?

>>83046449
did every israelite deserve to be enslaved

>>83046543

inb4 antisemitism

>gee i really wish pharaoh would let my people go
>i'll send a messenger to ask pharaoh to let my people go
>actively prevent him from doing what i want to achieve by hardening his heart lol
>what he said no? whelp, i guess i have no choice than to mass murder egyptian babies lmao
>WHEN YOU BELIEEEEVE <3

>>83046449
Accordign to our modern standards, no. But at the time this story was written it was seen as a very reasonable concept. Yahweh is vicious, just like all ancient world Gods. He's just the only one who has endured to this day.

>>83046621
has less to do with me giving a shit about antisemitism and more to do with christianity being the best religion

>>83046449
Well remember all pharaoh had to do was to let them go for a little bit to let them makes some sacrifice to God and come back. But no pharaoh had to be a douche and say no and started to insult God. He then made them do more work. Plus he wanted the Jews to have a reverse Chinese philosophy and wanted them to kill the boys and keep the girls.

>>83046711
its clear that God's intention was not to save his people or alleviate their suffering to a maximum degree, but to make himself seem great

>>83042044
Underrated dubs.

>>83046711
Have you read the bible at all? It literally says God hardened pharaoh's heart because pharaoh keep saying no like over 5 times. Even when he said okay you can go make sacrifices to your God he then immediately changed his mind.

>>83046850
then what's the point even of hardening his heart if it doesn't achieve anything

>>83046768

Unless you're referring to Roman Catholicism specifically you're wrong

>>83046877
>>83046775

>>83046974
flog urself to death calthlicuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnzTTYk7_Q

I looked for this song and women for ages, Thanks to the eurovision I found her the other day and now I see she was the singer of this movie.