How can this be the most profitable branch if everyone is autistic

>>83036019
White privilege

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>>83036019
I worked in corporate America for 15 years and can confirm this show is a documentary.

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Kevin fudged up their numbers with his made-up number, making the Scranton branch seem much more successful than they actually are.

>>83036019
It's literally propped up by Dwight's ambition. He's a genius salesman who doesn't fit into society. It's a pretty common character archetype.

>>83036183
>genius salesman

Dwight shows the classic signs of autism. There's no way he could be successful

Which characters didn't or couldn't do their job??

>>83036019
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

>>83036220
He's their best salesman consistently.

>>83036220
>>83036370
Supposedly Michael Scott was even better.

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>>83036172
>le ebin fan theory xD

most profitable is a relative term. like how one of your post offices is the best in the area.

>>83036019
>dwight is an overachieving salesmen
>jim cares when it comes to his biggest clients
>stanley and phyllis both shown to be capable

the only salesmen who is confirmed terrible is pam, and for 90% of the show she's not doing it

michael is also an A+ salesman when he has to save a client in a crisis

that plus the fact they are in nowhere pennsylvania they likely have an iron hold on all their clients while the bigger cities like stamford, nashua, and utica have stiffer competition

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>>83036019
I can answer this!

Whale clients.

To name a few off the top of my head, they had the entire Lackawanna County... remember that means schools and everything (The Client episode), Blue Cross of Pennsylvania (Golden Ticket episode)....insurance companies use assloads of paper, Jim has a massive client as well (Diversity Day episode) where "that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year" and of course subsequently the Scranton White Pages (The Whale episode)

Other branches probably only had smaller businesses instead of huge companies and entire counties.

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Any jennabros here on this fine Sunday night?

>>83038163
andy and ryan are both shit as well

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>used to love The office during teenage and college
>finally graduted, got my very first job at white collar office
>mfw working in a office it's the complete opposite of the serie, peole don't even interact with eachother let alone make joke, plus the secretary is ugly and fat.

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>>83039184
Andy really was. I have no clue how he even got to be manager in the first place.

Obviously Michael got the job from his great sales record. Andy is like the worst in the Office, AND he doesn't have seniority. There's no reality where that would even make sense.

Jim and Dwight are apparently good salesmen, and Phyllis and Stanley seem to have been there long enough that they have acquired a lot of clients, hence bringing in a lot of money. I guess that Michael also keep a big chunk of their clients. I can't remember which episode but he said he carried half the clients of the branch when he was promoted.

They absorbed the clients of two branches, Stamford and Buffalo, while only hiring two more salesman, and one (Karen) left.

Dwight is the best salesman in the company, and Jim beat Dwight a few times so you had the top 2 at the same branch.

Michaels salary was very low.

>>83036019
Nice try Staples

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>>83040024
just know that nobody laughed at your joke

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>>83040024
I liked your joke. Don't listen to the mean dinosaur.

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>>83040024
samefag

Creed was the best character

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>>83040393
Nice try. Why would I post a reply without posting a jenna? I don't have that kind of restraint!

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>>83042017

>>83040170
>>83040393
*Tips*

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>>83042067

>>83036220
>>83036019
Silly normies before you learn it will be too late, we'll have already taken over. The branch was successful BECAUSE they were all autistic and good at their jobs. Autism is the next step in human evolution.

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Jennabump

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>>83042067
I'd love to see the rest of this if you have it.

>>83036019
Being autistic makes you good at your job.

>>83039356
>the secretary is ugly and fat.
Some things never change.

Dwight and Jim are both excellent salesmen, and Michael was until he became a victim of the Peter Principle

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>>83044063
I'd love it too, but it doesn't exist! The artist who did this only did the cover and those two pages which were Office goodies posted on NBC site years ago.:(

I do have these without color added though if you want

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any photo about pam with BBC?

>>83036019
Michael's laid back management style puts everyone at ease, because they know he almost doesn't care what they do, there's no pressure. They're productive because they're relaxed.

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>>83044410
No. But you can have this one, I guess since I don't want to seem antisemetic to your people... mazel tov, anon

>>83044355
That's okay, but I'd still like to see them if you don't mind, thanks!

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>>83044687
For you, the world.

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>>83040850
>That tummy showing

What a fucking slut

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>>83044796
Nooo she's not Don't you want to give comforting, loving kissies to that tummy?

>>83036019
Anyone else hate Jim and Pam? Always acting like their better than everyone, demanding shit changed for them because ge knocked Pam up. Tons of irritating shit about them.

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>>83044977
You're the first one I've heard that feels that way.

>>83039356
>peole don't even interact with eachother let alone make joke
you have shitty people in your office and you're a part of the problem

>>83036019
Because it's a show and every new sitcom has characters that are successful at their jobs or have money some other way.

>>83044977
Whenever I'm in love it actually feels exactly that way. Like, I share some amazing secret with that person that elevates us above everyone else. Always thought that the two capture that feeling pretty well.

>>83039356
It's not the same everywhere, and it kind of is something that you need to look out for when you are applying for jobs. I think people often forget how important it is to work at a place that's comfortable as well. I know so many people who went for some really shitty job just because it pays well. They want money to improve their life quality in some way. In the end though, they spend about half of their lives in some awkward hell hole. In the end it's about happiness and not about some number at the bank.

>>83036220
I work in an office and the two guys better at their jobs are pretty autismal, one of them might even legitimately have assburgers.

>>83036019
But they can do their jobs...

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