>Morty mom walk in "Hmm, now where did I put that dildo..?"

>>83030138
Rick would feel disgust

>>83030138
SPiT T OUT MY NUGGET SAUCE LMAOING

SESHAWAN SAUCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAH REMEMBER MCDORNALS???????????????

>Rey walk in
"Hmm, now where did I put that lightsaber..?"
>Sees pickle
"Oh, this will do"

*BUURRPPP* MCDONALDS MORTY THE *URRRPPPPPFFFTTT* AD CAMPAIGN IS GONNA BE HUUUUGE MORTY

Wubba lubba dub dub

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>>83030138
>Samantha Bee walks in
"Hmm, now where did I put my didle...?"
>Sees pickle
"Oh! This will do"

HOOH! HUGE REVIVAL!

*sneezes*

SCIENCE BLESS YOU

Who's ready for Dan "the only thing better than a good joke is telling the same joke again" Harmon to bring us Tiny Gherkin Rick?

>>83030138
WHAAAT?

BET YOU WERENT EXPECTING THIS, MORTY

YUP! IM A CUCUMBER! HHAHAHAAH

>>83031805
Science damn it I was going to post this.

>beaker erupts and liquid gets all over my Science Lab Coat

OH FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE!

DUDE WEED NOTHIGN MATTERS LMAO

>Trip over a Lego™ on the way to the fedora store
SCIENCE FUCKING EINSTEIN

Why would she go to the garage to look for a dildo?

>A long streak of bad luck

DAMN YOU....WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, SCIENCE?

>>83033833
Where do you keep yours?

>>83030138
>>83031659
>>83031805
>>83033428
>>83033791
Omg i spat out my cornchips laughing at these! Science damnit!

>>83033833
>not putting your tools away when you're done with them

someone didn't have a dad

KEKOLDING MORTY *BURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

GOD ISN'T REAL MORTY *BBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

OPEN BORDERS MORTY *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

REDDIT SPACING MORTY *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>goes to science class on a sunday

"Why are you going to class? Its our day Off!"

I HAVE TO WORSHIP SCIENCE, DAMN IT

>>83034004
STOP TAKING SCIENCE'S NAME IN VAIN

>>83033833
it's rick's garage

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minimalist movie posters?

>>83030138
>It's not Morty's mom
>It's his sister

The modern proletarian class doesn't carry out its struggle according to a plan set out in some book or theory; the modern workers' struggle is a part of history, a part of social progress, and in the middle of history, in the middle of progress, in the middle of the fight, we learn how we must fight... That's exactly what is laudable about it, that's exactly why this colossal piece of culture, within the modern workers' movement, is epoch-defining: that the great masses of the working people first forge from their own consciousness, from their own belief, and even from their own understanding the weapons of their own liberation.

>>83034305
You couldn't take a cutout of Beth and turn it silhouette? 4/10