>"alright let's stick together" >group

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>all right, we need to stick together
>character produces bottle of Gorilla glue
>another character collects sticks
>mad man picks them off, one by one
>Come Sail Away by Styx starts playing

>alright, here's the plan
>cut to team executing the plan while leader explains it simultaneously except stops at the part where it goes awry

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>Character sits down to eat or drink
>They have a conversation
>Say they got to leave
>Never touch their meal

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>chase scene in a city
>characters run through Chinatown

>>83027521
>scene stops because the wacky character started adding on to the plan
>characters executing the plan stop and look around

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>character ends conversation on phone abruptly without saying bye

>characters sit down after something huge happened
>one of them lights a cigarette
>"I thought you didn't smoke"
>"I don't"

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>Establishing shot
>London Eye and a red phone box

>Character wipes ass
>Doesn't spit on toilet paper first

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>Character is brushing their teeth
>Clearly used no toothpaste
>Only brushes for four seconds

>computer asked to design something
>just types on keyboard
>no mouse it sight

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>>83027664
I do this all the time and it's hilarious

>>83027843
>flossing
>sink isn't covered in blood

>>83027717
>character brushes teeth
>spits once
>is done

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>>83027777
>character posts on /tv/
>gets quads

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>>83027777
checked!

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>character gets up in the morning
>the room in which he slept is bright as shit and the blinds are opened

>>83026055
It's not unrealistic for that to happen tbqh. In my DnD campaign we have this one dude that always goes off on his own and dies

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>>83027777

>poster decides quads and kills himself
>chickens out
>eats chicken fingers and mackie cheese with tears in his eyes
>Mom asks "what's wrong, Anon?"
>"I don't want to talk about it!"
>Takes dessert Little Debbie cakes to basement bedroom
>cakes are soaked with tears
>forever alone

>>83028225
>he's such a fucking pussy that he doesn't explore on his own

let me guess you're a wizard

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>>83027966
>character brushing teeth
>doesnt wet brush and suck the water off it to rise mouth out

>>83029922
>doesn't spit 2-3 times and then have 4-5 little drinks of water off the toothbrush

>>83026055
This was funnier when Cabin in the Woods blatantly lampooned it.

>>83027611
>chase scene in a city
>characters run though Chinatown
>"I knew we should've take exit 5!"