ok sir here is your tub of bits of things in an unidentifiable

Hey thanks you're an invaluable member of this society, here's a $50 keep the change ;^)

it's popcorn coated in coconut oil. They add beta carotein to make it yellow.

>>83023175
Excuse me, I asked for a BUCKET of bits of things in an unidentifiable viscous fluid. Send this back to the chef.

>>83023175
>Solo Jazz
Based af tbf desu senpai.

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hey check this out

oh Robert

>>83023175
You guys live in a country where black people are allowed to touch your food?

>>83023426
It's the greatest fucking country on earth bigot it's a little place called Sweden! Fuck you nazi!

>>83023426
>he's never had black servants make him dinner

Get a load of this guy

>>83023515
Gross. All my servants are white.

I've almost never had a black waiter or waitress. Restaurants know their stuff..

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>>83023175
Um, Robert? Are you feeling alright? I always order the crab leg special, not the "popped corn".

>>83023175
I thought you got promoted, Robert.

I never want to lose /tv/

>>83023674
But the tornado will destroy the town if you don't. It's time to let go.

>>83023175
Thanks.

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>>83023596

>>83023563

They don't last usually. Guys usually don't apply for it and the women get way too uppity.

There are always exceptions to this but stereotypes win out in the end. Diners down south are all takes but only because nobody wants to do that so even if you're shit you're doing your job so you stay.

>>83023175
Thanks Robert, good to see you again

Give my love to your foster mom

>>83023299
>>83023343
n-no

I just started eating popcorn out the trashcan by the exit.

It's all pretty good and there's buckets that you can use too

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>>83026482

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>>83023299
>>83023343
oh shit!

Who is this robert guy?

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where were you when Robert's soul was stolen?

>>83023426
the people who immediately jump to the fact that Robert's black in these threads have to be the least creative motherfuckers on the planet.

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H..h..hey Robert?? C..could you please uhm... Please fuck m...my girlfriend for me?

>>83026546
All you did was walk around the counter to in front of me
Do you think I'm blind?

>>83023426
Yeah cunt, we're no pathetic ass developing country.

>>83027434
My sides..

>>83023175
its funny because Robert is my name and this meme is triggering my schizoaffective paranoia

>>83028251
robert youre a fucking faggot i want you dead i want you off my goddamn board right goddamn now

>>83028251
Are you more of a bob or a rob

>>83028487
I make people call me Robert and if they insist on calling me Bob or Rob I politely correct them

>>83028739
You sound like you are really good at giving head, rob