Everyone, get in here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kls

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Did he do the thing like he did with Prometheus?

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It's simple.

Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficieny for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

>>83015006
I disagree.

Is this thread shillkino?

How could anyone have liked the flute scene?

>>83015246
>muh symbolism
>blow it for me while i finger the holes gently

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>>83014369

>>83015320
>mini bio

>>83015006
Delet

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>>83014369
Yeah the reviews are coming in and they aren't good

Ridley on suicicde watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXWpVzfZJdg

>>83015082
Not an argument.

>>83015006
Even if disney didn't contact them they would be idiots to not pander to their audience of idiots. They get thousands if not millions of views, and by acting counter-culture with nerd box or w/e it validates the people who think they are making informed choices.

I don't think anyone does honest movie reviews anymore on youtube.

I stopped liking them when they liked Gravity and GOTG, and it's only been going downhill since then.

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>>83015320

>>83015387
>using the popularity of RLM threads to shill your own shitty YouTube channel

>>83015424
>responding to pasta

>>83015434
That episode was such pandering garbage i couldn't get past 10 minutes.

>>83015441
I admire his hustle desu

>>83015006
>>83015408

He's just learning how to watch movies like an ACTUAL critic, instead of like a film school student who's writing a critique paper, i.e. he's presenting his opinion on the film in terms that an average moviegoing pleb can digest instead of trying too hard to prove how smart he is.

All the best critics get simpler over time. Look at the shit ebert wrote before he died, you'd get a paragraph if you were lucky.

reddit

I can't watch this episode until I see A:C on Tuesday. Too wrapped up in Twin Peaks at the moment. But I'm sure the episode is terrible and I will drop RLM shortly afterwards.

>>83015424
How do you know they've gone downhill if you don't watch them? And do you always stop listening to people when their opinions don't always validate your own?

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>>83015505
then you missed Rich's adventure to the gay bar

>>83015505
Lol what? In what way was this random episode of Best of the Worst "pandering?" Do you just use "big" words in the hope that you'll sound intelligent?

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During the review they showed a scene with Shaw attaching Davids head to his body and repairing him.

Was that from promotional stuff for the film? Or just in a trailer? I saw both movies but I never saw that scene.

>>83015557
>How do you know they've gone downhill if you don't watch them?
Every once in a while i'll watch one of their bigger reviews. It's always pandering.

>And do you always stop listening to people when their opinions don't always validate your own?
Validate? Fuck off, cunt.

Those guys are never satisfied. Fuck off.

/thread.

>>83015616
>buy my dvd buy my dvd i'm so great wow you're so great everyone focus on the guest star!

Pandering.

Their views fell in line with my own and now I feel secure in my opinion.

>>83015505
>inside jokes are pandering

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HACKS AND FRAUDS AND FAGGOTS AND A MOVIE JUST LIKE THEM

>>83015642
Promotional youtube stuff. There was one to meet the crew of The Whateverthefuck too apparently, maybe that's why they felt like they could cut all the character development.

>>83014369
how do I become a social media shill?

WHERE CAN I FIND ALIEN CAMRIP FFS?! THERES NOT A SINGLE ONE ANYWHERE

>tl;dr the David bits are okay, the Xenomorph bits are boring because we've seen the alien spaceship shit a million times already.

It's confirmed: /tv/ thinks Covenant was shit, and if you disagree GET THE FUCK OUT OR SHUT UP

more like Reddit Letter Media

>>83015387
Stop shilling your shitty video.

Feels bad we will never see ridley kino because plebs want muh xeno

>>83015801

Well It was pretty bad desu, I saw it yesterday in theater.

I still thought it was way, way better than Promethius though.

>>83015799
No, the xenomorph bits are boring because it's a big bright action sequence hastily tacked on to the end of the film.

>>83015684
Oh so you just don't know what the word pandering means. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>83015320
Yeah we know, he knows, everyone knows

You can stop

I actually feel sorry for these guys. You can feel the burnout in their voices every time they're forced to do their job and watch moves that are pretty good but don't actually bring anything new to the table. Mike is desperately trying to fight against becoming a cynical joyless fuck, but it just feels inevitable at this point

I can't wait to hear what the creators of Space Cop have to say about Alien: Covenant.

Promekino is the ultimate pleb filter
Except for the space snek scene it was great

holy fucking shit the trailer looks so bad, i fucking hate modern hollywood cashgrab movies

I can't wait to hear what the creators of Space Cop have to say about Alien: Covenant. You think I'm saying this sarcastically but I actually can't wait.

>>83015692
Exactly the same for me

>>83015659
The film was shit mate

>>83016022

It's an idiot indicator, ie if someone likes it it's a fairy safe assumption they are stupid.

So many stupid nonsensical things in the film it's too much work to even type them out, wish i had the old c/p of all the stuff like the two guys who have the 3d computer generated map on their wristpad being the ones who got lost, etc, it was like 17 different things listed.

>>83014369
>goldmember
kek.

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Uh oh, he is getting fat again!

>>83015642
Probably some kind of promotional material.
I'm kind of getting sick of every big blockbuster movie coming with 20 different pieces of what I consider to be "movie DLC"

for example, if you didnt watch the Last Supper short trailer for Covenant, you wouldn't give a flying shit about james franco's character dying in the first 5 minutes of the film.

>the prometheus 3d VR experience

>>83016358
Better get that 40 year old whore on again to make fun of his beer belly to jolt him back into his workout regime.

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>>83014369
>posts the thumbnail of the thumbnail

>>83016358
He looks exactly the same as he has for the past couple of years.

>>83014369
they've been really generous with the uploads recently, expect a drought soon

>>83014369
Fox didn't give mike enough beer and tendies.

>>83016566
they will skip everything except Wonder Woman for the next 1.5 months

>>83014369

Mike liked it
Jay hated it

So it's worthless trash then?

>>83016704
It means the creators of "Space Cop" gave it a C.

>>83016704
>Mike liked it
>would you recommend watching it?
>No, just go find something else to watch

Sure he did

>>83016704
>Mike liked it
Not really.

>Jay hated it
Not really.

>>83015642
some prologue thing I think they did 2 that are on youtube
they were honestly better than the actual movie

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>shaw's motivation was that she couldn't have kids so she wanted to find the creator of life

muh motivation

Jay and his pretentious sensibilities are borderline insufferable.

>>83015505
dude Mike literally calls his movies shit and he just takes it.

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How long are they going to keep up this "Jay marrying Mr Plinkett for money" arc?

>>83016823
No money from Fox, they aint sucking no cocks.

>>83016418
Seriously
>That entire clip where they show Daniels apparently running around and scavenging as she tries to hunt the alien
In the actual movie all the happens is that the one guy pops, they get David to make it go into the cargo bay and then they shoot it into space
It makes me wonder if there was ever a version of this movie where Daniels was actually a good character that you cared about

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Anyone got a webm or link to the city bombing of the engineers?

>>83017886
sir that movie clip is the copyrighted property of 20th Century Fox ™©®. If you want to see it, then just go watch Alien: Covenant ™©®(2017) in the theater again!

So Mike likes The Force Awakens, Jurassic World, and Independence Day Resurgence, but not this shit?

Jay was always weirdly a shill for Prometheus.

>>83018069
youre surprised hes a massive pleb?

>>83018069
>likes a kid's movie, kid's movie, and a goofy schlock action movie that are executed well
>dislikes an attempt at an deep horror movie that is executed badly

How did david know how to control a ship he has never been on before?
>dude he downloaded the manual when he boarded the ship lmao

>>83017817
4 years

>>83015505
They ripped his movies to shit and he was able to forge a friendship with them afterwards.

It was one of my favorite episodes and I want more guests like that

So do /v/edditors here still claim these guys get paid off?

OH LOOK ANOTHER CAPESHIT REVIEW

WHEN WILL THEY STOP

>>83018069

>Well executed generic movie > Poorly done original movie

You'd have to be pretty fucking pretentious to like a movie purely because it tries to be original with no regard of how well it actually does it.

>>83018069
he also hates stuff like Blade Runner because it's "pretentious" while loving shit like Star Trek

this is the kind of people these nu-males worship

>>83018560
Mike has literally never called Blade Runner pretentious. You faggots sure love to overuse that word. Do you even know what it means?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXWpVzfZJdg

Just gona leave this here

>>83018611
oh yeah, they use the word "boring" which apparently has more "value" in the minds of people like you

>>83018688
Boring is very different than pretentious. I'm starting to get the impression that you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

These cunts made me watch tremors
God it fucking sucked

I hope they jay gets aids and spreads it to mike

>>83018756
But Tremors is great though.

>>83018756
I watched Tremors because of them and I really enjoyed it.

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Is he, dare I say, /our guy/

>>83015006
Nah

>>83014369
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>>83018913
its an exact mirror image

>>83015564
>never shows him physically opening the front door and walking in

they've pussied out so hard when it comes to destroying movies

>>83015990
they need to make more Nerd Crew episodes, you can see Mike gets his spark back a bit in them

>>83019067
You...you realize that him physically going into the building has nothing to do with the actual joke of the sequence right?

>>83019210
Only hate fuels the Stoklasa.

>>83019267
the joke is half-baked if they blatantly use editing to pussyfoot around it

>>83017871
The movie felt like it was cut to hell and back.

I really hope we see a director's cut.

>>83019330
The bar was probably not open.

>>83018875
>>83018808
I think I am literally the only person on this board that hates tremors

It is the two things I hate the most: a campy 90s movie and a monster movie

>>83015659
they're maybe a bit too cynical and pessimistic at times but it's a nice counter to the completely uncritical "critics"

>>83019330
Again, him literally going into the building has nothing to do with the joke.

>>83015659
Except for when they are, which is frequently.

>>83019417
i bet you hate cujo you fucking faggot

>>83018177
watch Prometheus if you need to know

>>83019493
What's the joke then?
That it's wrong to be gay?

>>83016005
I cant wait till the creators of fucking nothing have to say about anything on a bhutanese fish scraping forum

>>83019811
How do you know what we have made?

>>83018636
>le Dr. Simi reviews
thanks shill

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW FACEHUGGER

>no rich evans in the episode

HOLY FUCK HE REALLY IS LEAVING REDLETTERMEDIA

>>83019067
he actually walks passed the door, it's next to the guy sitting there

>>83019929
Nobody cares.

>>83019929
is the stay puft figurine from the botw warehouse replacing Rich Evans?

>>83019811
bhutan is landlocked way up in the himalayas, how much fish-scraping can possibly happen there?

>>83019987
I care you fucking queer
I just jizzed on a picture of Rich Evans

>>83017817
>inb4 the retconning to that will be as long winded and dumb as mr. plinketts flying House

If you fags watch RLM for their movie opinions, you're beyond retarded. I love them, but I only get a general understanding for a movie I want to see from them, their tastes are different than mine, so I don't blindly trust their opinion. I also love to watch them talk about a movie I've already seen. For example, I loved Prometheus, Pandorum, Discrict 9, Passangers, Gravity, Moon, Europa report, but disliked the Martian and Interstellar.

>>83020417
>If you fags watch RLM for their movie opinions
oh i forgot, some people use them as a friend simulator

>>83020417
>>83020465
are there any solid/interesting movie reviewers on youtube?

>>83020417
I don't care about their dumb opinions only except if I agree with them

I watch them as a friend substitute

>>83020534
This guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRa0GdOwVzc

>>83020465
Watching somebody's point of view and deciding to watch or not to watch a movie by taking note of that person's opinion is one thing, but deciding to watch or not to watch a movie based on somebody's opinion is retarded.
Also, I'm not sure if I enjoy watching them as a friend simulator, although I have friends. Maybe you're right here.

>>83019929
he was in a video 5 days ago.

>>83020238
But he walked into a gay bar and came out all sweaty!!
Rich Evans is Le Gay Chevalier!!!

>>83019630
If you don't get it then you don't get it. Keep asking just make yourself look stupid

>>83020772
Rich Evans walks into a gay bar to drop off a DVD in the bathroom.
He then comes out all sweaty and out of breath.
Was there a gym in the gay bar and he decided to do some cardio?

>>83020602
>a gay furry who says its okay to fuck animals is better than RLM

>>83015006
sorry you're so blasted DCuck

>>83015564
Oh ho ho ho, Rich Evans had gay sex!!!
Surely this is amusing!

More like Bitch Evans desu

>>83015434
how can i be as /fa/ as len kabasinski?

>>83017842
underrated

>>83019974
...why do you know this anon?

>>83020859
yup

>>83020859
he has way more views and subscribers, so yes

>>83020602
When he's not defending dogfucking all he does is make meme videos and quickies

>>83021487
because I paid attention at what seems to be an entrance

>>83021664
Rich Evans has en entrance too.
In his butt. Because he had buttsex.
Sex. In the butt.

>>83015564
>Mike looking directly at the camera for that long
why are they so sloppy?

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>>83021614
Just like RLM

>>83020542
>I don't care about their dumb opinions only except if I agree with them

>millennials
>everyone is stupid unless I agree with them

>>83021713
I agree

>>83015006
Yep. I don't know if Mike actually sold out or whether he just had a brain injury of some sort, but there is NO fucking way that the guy who made those Star Wars prequels reviews could have let The Force Awakens off so easily unless something weird happened.
RLM is dead to me.

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>>83016022
>Promekino

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http://www.nationalreview.com/article/447756/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-inane-obscene

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>>83020417
>For example, I loved Prometheus

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>>83022538
>Lacking originality, Logan and Scott emphasize dread; they degrade the first film’s evolutionary mystery (which Jean-Pierre Jeunet also explored in the exquisite, languorous, and tense Alien Resurrection).

>>83015006
or you know, he just likes adequately executed movies and isn't a tryhard faggot.

>>83019630
>>83020711
>>83020848
>>83021019
>>83021713
Ok, not that its a particular original or good joke, but wasn't there an It's Always Sunny joke almost exactly like this? Where Mac goes to investigate something related to one of the gang's schemes at a gay bar but comes back sweaty, wearing a different shirt, and covered in glitter?

>>83017637
that was her whole arc you anti-intellectual faggot.

you're on the wrong board

>>83015006
I enjoyed jurrasic world both times I saw it. It's got a comfy summer feeling, and wasn't insulting or nolanized. The references to the original were minor as well and it had its own plot.

>>83021797
You are stupid lol

>>83014369
wow i cant wait to see what the creators of Space Cop have to say about this

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>>83018636
Dude, fuck off

>>83021896
This

>>83023103
not really, it's an uninspired combination of JP 1 and 3

>>83018257
>They ripped his movies to shit and he was able to forge a friendship with them afterwards.

Every RLM friend is like this. Max Landis only came on after they made fun of him for American Ultra.

>>83017871
Fucking this. I was wondering where the whole scene of her talking to mother went.

It seemed like they cut a solid 20 minutes out of the movie.

I'm assuming the painkillers were for the sergeant that had the burster, and they were trying to save him before he burst.

>people seriously defending the Ultra-Hack

And people joke that the Fast and Furious films are written by children

This convuluted attempt by Ultra-Hack Ridley Scott to rejigger his original moneymaker into an Ultra-Franchise panders in the most base manner possible to the smug r/movies "intellectual" who sips the high-class wine of the occassional indie film as excuse for his constant consumption of McDonalds-tier blockbuster trash, all the while pirating them of course.

Pandering to the defensive fanboy eager to validate his time-wasting activities is nothing new to Hollywood of course. But the way in which Ridley Scott chooses to do so reveals a sick underpining to his madness that cannot be anything but the twisted vision of an cynical anti-art maniac disgusted with his own craft

Ultra-Hack Ridley Scott offensively blends in the requisite homoeroticism of any great modern comic book film as a sinister unabashed attack on Faith, Science, and Philosophy perfectly crafted for the morally relativist (and rudderless) millennial piling in opening weekend. Scott's utter lack of humanity in his filmmaking is more horrifying than any sexually deviant killer creature on screen.

The deep dark secrets of the Hollywood blockbuster system are revealed in Ultra-Hack Ridley Scott's latest on-screen murder that brutally snatches the life away from all genres involved in its flavorless soup. The blockbuster concept itself is under assault from the likes of him and the moustache-twirling producers at Fox seeing big bucks in a experiment no less diabolical than those done by David in the film.

>83014369
Jay: "I didn't like A"
Mike: "I thought A was fine"
Jay: "Well yeah, A was fine, but I didn't like B"
Mike: "I thought B was fine"
Jay: "Well yeah, B was fine, but I didn't like C"
Mike: "I thought C was fine"
Jay: "Well yeah, C was fine, but I didn't like D"
Mike: "I thought D was fine"
Jay: "Well yeah, D was fine, but I didn't like E"
Mike: "I thought E was fine"
Jay: "Well yeah, E was fine, but I didn't like F"
Mike: "I thought F was fine"
Jay: "Well yeah, F was fine, but I didn't like G"

>>83022912
It's not that, it's implying that gay sex is wrong.
Which is not what the patreon crowd approves of.

>>83015320
This just makes me even more attracted to him

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Do you guys think mike broke up with her because she got fat?

>>83018688
>they
You mean Jay, and Jay's opinion doesn't represent the Mike's.

I know deep in my lizard brain that it wasn't that good of a movie but I really loved the shit they did with the Fassbinder robots. It felt like something out of the 50's at some points. The ending was 200% obvious as it was happening though, there can't be anyone that was actually surprised by the "twist." It was so clear as day that I thought the twist was going to be that it wasn't what you were expecting.

It could've been way better but I really liked it despite its flaws.

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>>83014369
*flexes*

>>83015684
lol, you don't know what pandering means, that's fucking great. Please give us more words you don't know how to use

>>83018257
I remember after the original video that made fun of him he made an account on RLM's website and answered people's questions in the comments.

>>83026377
It's like a bond movie.
You know what's going to happen, but the joy is in seeing how they made it happen.

>>83019483
At least they always explain why they like or don't like a movie. I can't stand any other youtube reviewer because it's just "acting great, b+, fantacular"

>>83015387
obvious samefag please fuck off

When did these threads stop being about the movie and focus entirely on RLM drama?

Only Women and Faggots must post in these threads now.

>>83027634
>women
fags maybe