>follows /pol/ news twitter >shits on the marvel crap yet

>>83007126
hes right, scott is an ultra hack.

>>83007126

sounds like someone with shit taste

>>83007126
>bvs
>top 5 of 2016
How can someone that hates liberals have such Reddit taste.
>putting capeshit in his top 5
Fucking pleb

>>83007126
>I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry is a modern classic

>>83007126
He didn't know Michelangelo was the artist who carved the David statue. That's dumb af, when Saturday morning cartoons are more cultured.

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>>83007126
/ourguy/ general?

>>83007126
I refuse to belive this man's opinions are genuine and informed, similar to /tv/

>>83008096
Yeah me neither. Guy just seems like the most sophisticated troll ever. I've seen the lists of movies he likes/ dislikes and I don't believe it

>>83008051

sounds like a manchild who always wants to have a different opinion than everyone else.

>>83008207
His schtick has already gotten old. Now he's a try hard. He'll literally have to hate everything because whatever he finds enjoyable will alienate his """"fans"""".

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>>83008051
His alien covenant review was savage

>>83008805
>agrees with average RT score 80% of the time
>REEEEEEEE WHY DOESNT HE AGREE ALL THE TIME ???

Why have more than one critic in that case you fucking jackass beta Nu male cuck Reddit Trumpkins /pol/ neo Nazi nigger Swedish commie troll fag

>>83007126
>shits on the marvel crap yet put BvS in his top 5
>praised King Arthur
>shat on Alien:Borement
>shat on La La Land
BvS is the only thing I disagree with him, being one of the worst cluster-turds I've ever seen in my entire life and I've seen thousands of movies, including F-flicks.
He is spot on with the rest.

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BvS is one of the best superhero movies out there if you get past the "MUH COMICS" and "NOT MUH LEX/SUPES/BAT OF MURDER" manchild whining

King Arthur was unironically enjoyable

Alien covenenant will probably be shit, as Scott hasn't made a single good movie outside of The Duellist and the original Alien

La La Land was both shit and a lesser derivative of other, better musicals without any of the visual or emotional flare

I'd love to sit with Armond and get some of his opinions in an interview, it seems like most of the ones available (bar that one where he briefly talks about up and coming directors) people just ask him about the controversy he's created

>>83007126
Based Armond is one of the only legitimate critics left. He not only critiques films, he also calls out his own peers for their blatant hypocrisy.

>>83009219
>male troll

Gee thanks

Why is this guy such an attention whoring try hard
>dude I'm black, but I'm not like those other blacks. I'm not liberal..in fact I hate them so much I'm going to reference in every review even when they're not important to the movie. I mostly share conservative/right wing opinions, but I'm gay. P-P-lease accept me conservatives, I swear I'm not like those other blacks

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Armond "honorary" White has always been /our guy/

Armond triggers the fuck out of liberals. Nothing makes a Democrat madder than one of their slaves defying massa.

>>83009543
This, I remember the outrage a few months back when he ruined get out's 100 tomatometer score

>>83007126
Sorry, Armond, but you're still a nigger no matter how hard you try to cater to whitey.

>>83009289
>being such a drama queen marvel paki you have to pretend BvS is a clusterfuck

If you think BvS was overstuffed you should stick with Garfield comic strips. Should have said "it's boring" at least it's a reasonable critique.

>>83009455
>having an opinion upsets you
he is not more or less "try hard" than any other critic, liberal or not, that try and put their political beliefs in reviews. dont bother getting ass blasted over him if youre not going to over the literal thousands of liberal versions of him.

>>83009611
t. False flagging nigger

>>83009583
>nigs ruin shit
>water is wet

Almond is great. He shits all over everyone and no one can retaliate because he's a gay black guy.

>>83009660
Nigs and cucks were ruining film by artificially inflating Get Out's score.

Armond knocked over their false idol. He is a true hero.

>>83009701
Enjoy your wolf in sheep's clothing.

>>83009738
>the defeated cuck makes a nonsensical and impotent threat

Return to your shed, cuckborn.

>>83009701
All critic metascores are artificial what are you on about?

There's no a god decreeing "true" film ratings.

>>83009659
t. Faggot Coal Burner

>>83009814
An attempt was made. Get Out was being elevated to levels it did not deserve.

>>83009850
Who decides what level it deserves? You? Then that's just a difference of opinion.

Also don't pretend Armond didn't artificially deflate the rating to trigger people.

>>83009701
Black people didn't go see it
Or Moonlight

It is literally millenial white people

>>83008051
Can't believe that nearly got perfect score. It's more like a 8.7 to 9

>>83009963
Sorry your racial political porn got BTFO.