What scenes would you want them to get right for the show? >"The

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Cleansing

Trollocs in Stone

Battle of Cairhien

Tarmon Gaidon, battlefront of Thrakandar

Dumais Wells

RAAAAAAAAHVIIIIIIIIIN


Honestly there are at least a dozen awesome battles and at least tens of "moments of awesome" written all over the 14 books

and I'm expecting the showmakers to somehow ruin all of them on screen

Dumais Wells is literally the only thing that matters. Unfortunately it'll get cancelled before then.

Moiraine and Siuan's pillow-friendship

>>83006922
Dumai's Wells
Powerless Rand ninja'ing the rogue Asha'men in Far Madding
Elayne and Faile accidentally killing each other

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>>83008331
>Elayne and Faile accidentally killing each other

>>83007807
>RAAAAAAAAHVIIIIIIIIIN
Is this an audiobook meme? I don't remember this being especially memorable when reading but the audiobook guy's yelling is pretty funny.

Also, hearing someone have to say flickerflickerflickerflickerflicker was pretty funny too

Another sad Wheel of Time thread.

Is this the Game of Thrones sequel?

>>83011125
since time is cyclical, we would not know

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>Its a demane episode

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>it's an elayne experiments with a firm (not hard) wrist-thick crimson rod ter'angreal episode

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>it's a Perrin notices females wolves are attractive episode

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>Its a pillow sister episode

>Demandred practicing at the sword gym
>Almost manages to beat LTT yet again
>Reaches for his LTT brand protein shake, before he showers with LTT brand body wash and shampoo
>Goes home to his apartment just below the penthouse directly opposite a billboard with LTT's face on it

>Its a Perrin gets cucked by BAC episode

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>it's a Rand spends all night masturbating and looking at Aviendhas ass episode

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>it's a worst character in the entire series leaves Bela to the trolloc hordes and hides in a tree peeing on himself while he blows the Horn of Valere episode

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>it's a Thom decides to murder the king and throw the country into a bloody civil war that will kill millions because they stabbed his waifu episode

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>it's an Elayne takes a bath episode

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>it's an Elayne cannot choose which Royal Andorian Rubberduck she will bathe with episode

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>it's an Elan is denied an end to his eternal suffering episode

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>it's a Paint In Black starts playing despite Semirhage painting the Imperial court of Seandar with red episode

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>it's a Semirhage gets spanked episode

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>Its a Brian Sanderson makes Mat act out of character episode

Get rid of the scenes where some hack Freemason rips off Based Catholic Tolkien and is only good as being generic fantasy so GRRM can subvert it aka the whole series

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>>83015770
Tolkien ripped ideas and plots from various sources, every author does it.
Jordan comes up with more new stuff than Tolkien, and the world is far larger.

>>83016172
Damn was hoping to trigger you, but you showed me it seems.

>>83015650
>it's a too mormon to read the notes episode

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Honestly
>mat killing the aiel faggot
>all of rand vs ishamael fights
>dumais wells
>mat beating the shit out of galad and gawain with a stick

>>83006922

Perrin torturing the Shaido could be fantastic

>>83016875
>>mat beating the shit out of galad and gawain with a stick
I need to see this

>>83015770
I always thought setting up the first third of The Eye of the World as a mirror of The Fellowship of the Ring was mildly brilliant given the "Wheel of Time" conceit. Implying that Tolkien's tale is a legend distorted by time, but this is what REALLY happened.

The whole ta'veren thing was a nice hack too, more writers should be original in their quest to be lazy. Rigney is the top hack of all hacks.

Official WOT Women I would bang power ranking

1. Aviendha
2. Nynaeve
3. Lanfear
4. Min
5. Elayne
6. Faile
7. Siuan
8. Moirane

...

9001. Egwene if her mouth is ducktaped

>>83018621
>Faile higher than Moirane
>Not wanting to dominate the little Cairhienin slut
shiggy diggy

>it's a Green Ajah gets caught orchestrating a Warder orgy and as a result some stupid Aes Sedai civil war begins episode

>>83018621

>Berelain not listed

>you will never cuck Faile so hard that she turns to the shadow

>it's a random Tairen thiefcatcher steals a waifu from the Seanchan kennels episode

>>83007807
>Artwork of Elayne either has her blonde or complete red head

WHICH IS IT?

Daily reminder that Rand Fail'Thor got BTFO by Jaime Lannister in GRRM's fanfiction.

WTF was he thinking when he wrote that shit

>>83019826
http://grrm.livejournal.com/147038.html
Dude this is fucking hilarious, how haven't I seen this before

>>83019826

Anything to distract from finishing his books.

>>83020451
The books are finished. HBO will conclude the series. What he writes at this point, or if he dies, doesn't matter.

>>83007807
>>83019648
Now I'm confounded. Which one is Elayne?

>>83021627
whoever drew it mixed Elayne/Avi a bit
Avi is the redhead on the left, Elayne "golden-red-blonde" in mid

however the dagger is more of Aviendha style, same with more simple gown, compared to Elayne probably favouring that more detailed dress however you call it, which is what makes it more confusing

>>83006922
Are these books any good? If they are I would like to get to them before the show.

>>83021908
they are, but only if you have the attention span to read 14 giant bricks with a ton of buildup in between fucking great scenes
Also spanking, lots and lots of spanking

>>83019826
>http://grrm.livejournal.com/147038.html
I remember that Suvudu tournament, there was a few fun reads in there

>>83012216
>Demandred goes to grab hold of the Source
>It shifts and backs away, saying it only likes him as a friend
Being Demandred is suffering