>Character tries to open door >Locked >Key is under

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>>83003383
>Character tries to open door
>Locked
>You have to go halfway across the world to buy keys

>Character tries to open door
>Locked
>Character tries back door
>Opened with Welcome cake on the table

>>83003383
Stereotypes exist because they are true. If you have a hidden key i can find it in 5 minutes.

Everyone hides everything in the garage toolbox.

>>83003493
Mine is hidden inside my dog's house

>>83003539
That's not on my normal check list but i might add it now. Taped to the front wall i assume?

>>83003493
yeah nice try buddy it's under a rock in the back garden

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>character turns on the lights to reveal someone is there
>they were just sitting there silently in the dark waiting for the mc to show up

>>83003590
Unless your garden is a 5 acre spread, id find that. Alot of idiots use rocks. And youthink your particular rock is totally inconspicuous, but it isn't.

>>83003649
yeah why haven't you robbed me then genius lmfao

>>83003604
>>83003471
>posting tropes that literally never happen in any movies that i've seen / higher art forms

name three home video wife sharing interracial insemination gangbangs where this happens or stop posting them

fuck it, name one.

>>83003717
I don't rob people and haven't since i was a kid. I do security now. I'm a penetration tester. Most of my clients are banks and hospitals, but i do residential as well.

No one likes rocks in their yard or garden. Trust me, id find your rock.

>>83003871
That's funny Anon because I ran a penatration test on your mom last night and all her entry points were unguarded and wide open

>>83003993
Although i stil chuckle, do you seriously think pen testers haven't heard every conceivable "i penetrated your mom" joke?

>>83003383
>character trying to steal or otherwise use someone else's car
>checking around for keys
>pulls down the visor
>keys fall out
Has anyone ever known a single person to stash their keys there?

>>83003871
where is the safest place to hide your key? serious question

>>83004177
On your person.

If i was going to hide my key at my house, which i don't, i would probably hide it in the attic part of my garage, which is always unlocked. You wanna steal my lawnmower? Go ahead.

But really i dont need to find your key to get in. And really the best solution is monitored security.

>>83003383
>Character tried to open door
>Looks for the key
>Finds a key shaped box
>Theres a rock inside