I always forget this motherfucker exists until he shows up in

>>83000776
>Czernobog
really wish wh*tes stop appropriating our culture

>>83000776
Every character he played has always been enjoyable.

>>83000776
He plays the same character in everything. Sexualy toned down but more psycopathic verion of the cook from 2 broke girls.

I enjoy sinful/dirty men.

Am I gay?

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>>83000776
What's the opposite of JUST?

>>83001606
It's like the devil... it;s like devil is calling me to be better.

I loved him as Satan in Constantine
His character didn't even do anything andone it was still creepy as fuck

>>83000776
if Black Sails' Tobey Stephens and many other in that show haven't got any awards, this doesn't deserves either

>>83001695
Black Sails sucked.

>it's another 10 minutes of homosexual orgy episode

>>83000776

>QUICK WE NEED A RUSSIAN SCIENTIST

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>>83000776
>is this good or bad?

>>83001933
Is it a crazy Russian scientists? or a crazy Russian in general? without any adequate explanation for crazy? Well buddy, we had the perfect actor for you. He's just as shitty as Hopkins but costs considerably less.

>>83001638
Is that real? That's pretty impressive for someone that's playing side rolls, no?

>>83000776
Fun fact: he played the main character in the mercenaries games

I recognized this entirely because of the way he pronounced "I will kill you" in english

>>83001638
>his fucking surname is Storm
>aparently has a japanese wife

Holy shit this guy is cool.

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>>83000776
>It's a shame. You are my only black friend.
More like Czernobro, amiright?

>>83001592
You understood what a character actor does, congratulations

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>tell me doctor i have this problem with my hair
>it keeps falling out!

He's very good, but I wouldn't call him underrated unless I was trying to be a hipster kinofag

>>83001881
it didn't.

>>83000776
>depictions of Satan
Lmao moron

>>83001638
Explains why he has appeared in so many Japanese produced for western market games.

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>>83003472
...You are aware he played Lucifer in Constantine, right? You wouldn't be going around calling people "moron" because of you thought they mistook Czernobog for the devil due to your own piss-poor reading comprehension, would you? Because such behavior would be, in fact, highly moronic.

Wasted on such a cuck series.

>>83000776

Getting bored of American Gods DESU. Odin and Mad Sweeney are fantastic, but other than them there's absolutely nothing keeping me watching.

Perhaps if it actually fucking advanced a plotline instead of constantly showing us random shit that probably won't have any significance for another 10 episodes I wouldn't mind.

Why the fuck did they spend 10 minutes on showing two muslims having gay sex instead of actually going somewhere with the episode?

Things that happened in episode 3 according to plot development:
>Hot girl mentions foreboding magical sky bear that might end up being the villain of the series.
>Shadow Wolf (what the fuck is up with that name) doesn't get killed by crazy slav.
>Odin cons people for money.
>Dude's wife is still alive for some reason.

The rest of the episode was basically just completely irrelevant
>muh inclusive gay sex scene
>mad sweeney being drunk and pissed off and accomplishing nothing
>muh 10+ minute long irrelevant anubis sequence

>yfw it gets cancelled just like all the other fuller shows

>>83004326
Everything you've seen is relevant to the plot. Maybe wait until you've got more than three episodes' worth of story before you start pitching a fit like a child. Or better yet, read the book it's based on.

>shadow wolf
It's Moon, not Wolf, and Shadow is just a nickname.

>>83004464
It's already been confirmed for a second season, and if they can't wrap up the book's story within two seasons, it doesn't deserve to keep going.

>>83002110
the only impressive thing about it is that he obviously doesnt waste a lot of money and he probably also invested a lot of it, i mean he has been in movies for almost 40 years, even though he has been a side character most of the time its impressive what movies hes been in, hell, hes even been in fucking seinfeld.

>>83002161
those games are underrated, merc 2 still looks really good even today.

>>83004326
You honestly just sound like the gay sex scene made you feel uncomfortable so you pretend it was actually about something else.

>>83004885
It's actually one of the main criticisms I've heard about the show, how slow it is.

>>83001559
the fuck? Czarnobóg is white culture

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>>83001638
Not too bad

>>83004983
>make more stuff happen faster
When did everyone develop ADD?

>>83004986

Slavs aren't White.

>>83005374
No one is white then.

>>83005455

R1a, R1b.

Slavs have as a majority.

>>83005488

Have neither as majority *

(only exception is poland.)

>>83000776
he grew up really close to where i live

>>83003472
Did you get to the word Satan and immediately stop reading so you could run off and call OP a moron? Lmao moron.

>>83004567
>Everything you've seen is relevant to the plot.
It's a filler. We could do perfectly fine without gay djinn subplot which took 20 minutes from 58 minutes episode. Anubises intro took 10 minutes as well. That's 30 minutes of completely wasted time.

>>83002398
That faggot is handsome as fuck. He makes balding look good. Is he some kinda Slav or something?

>>83005641
Take it from someone who actually knows the story. It's all relevant.

>>83005702
I've read the book too. You can cut djinn subplot entirely and do not loose a single thing. Anubis scene wasn't in the book at all. Waste of time.

>>83004983
I actually like a slow pace when the setting and characters are interesting enough. I honestly think it's the case here.

>>83000776
Still have that eerie image of him using a woodchipper to dispose a body in Fargo back in my mind.

Havent seen Fargo in like a decade.

>>83005685
serbian

he's great as a flamboyant crossbow wielding porn baron in 8MM

>>83000776
Shame that the show itself is fucking SHIT

>>83005054
>swede
>racemixing

>>83006501
At least it's not Dolph Lundgren fucking Grace Jones or Pewdiepie banging that Italian twink

>>83006055
He's Croatian

>>83006501
>>83006532
swedish women are trash as evident by the men seeking out women from pretty much any other country

After episode 3 of American Gods, is Bryan Fuller gonna get RELIGIONOFPEACED? Jinn are in Islamic folklore a bunch, and he just had one buttfuck a guy.

>3 episodes
>2 contain gay sex

i get that gay people are a thing but is that really necessary?

>>83007231
Lesbian sex doesn't count, plus she is literally the goddess of sex.

I hope you enjoy it plebs. It fills the spot of meme shows after Legion.

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>>83001638
this one seems more realistic

>>83002176
His last name actually means somebody that create storms

>>83000776
>Irish god is a violent drunk who loves a good fight
>Russian god loves vodka and lives with his sisters
>middle-eastern god drives a fucking taxi
>black god dresses like a pimp

>OH BUT WE'RE SO PROGRESSIVE, LOOK HERE'S 3 STRAIGHT MINUTES OF GAY SEX.

Why are liberals such easily led sheep. You can literally put them in chains and tell them it's freedom and they'll believe it.

>>83005641
>all this character building for clearly major characters is irrelevant to the plot!

I wish /pol/ would stop pretending to know anything about critiquing film.

>>83006826
swecuck here
i can confirm this
svenska slynor är fan helt vansinniga

>>83007850
Just wait and see. It's gonna be waste of time.

>>83007231
>not enjoying 4 minutes of hairy chubby arab dudes going to pound town on each other

>tfw we got a dumb filler episode this week

>>83000776
Agreed!

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>moon shadow blacks gemma aterton
>gemma aterton is rednecked back

is he the new cuck god?

>>83007730
>irish god
not a god, a folklore creature, true to type
>russian god
slavic, not russian, doesn't love vodka, not his sisters
>middle-eastern god
not a god, a folklore creature, true to type
>black god dresses like a pimp
he styles himself after jazz singers

how does any of this relate to muh libruls

>>83002176
I heard that he changed his name to Stormare, because Peter Storm sounded like a porn name

>>83008345
>gemma arterton
what's wrong with you

>>83008449
>hating on gemma
What is wrong with YOU?

>>83008511
she's a qt but she's not in the show you dongus

>>83008511
She's not in American Gods? Or are you referring to another role she played?

>>83007850
the djinn is not a major character

>>83003472
>lmao this moron thinks Czernobog and Satan are the same thing, I better call him out on it. No time to read the rest of the words in the sentence. It's probably just filler, pretty sure I got the gist of it. No way this could possibly backfire. I am the God of Snark and it is time for me to defend my title aaaaaaaaaaaand... POST

>>83007904
Anon, det är därför man jobbar på SFI och får ligga med trevliga mussebrudar. Yngsta var enligt hennes utsägen 14. Feels good att man kan ge tillbaka något till samhället :3

>>83008407
yet he looks like a porn actor on that pic

>>83008676
make ascreenshot webm when she's bored under the black guy to piss of the cucks on /tv/

>>83009828
Didn't his character do porn in The Big Lebowski?

>>83000776

I like him, but he seems kinda insane in real life

Does anyone have a time on the gay muslim fucking so I can avoid it?

>>83010355
episode 3 .. in the first quarter, after the cab scene they go to room

>>83001881
is this a new meme?

>American.Gods.S01E04.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE[ettv]
>American.Gods.S01E04.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE[ettv]
>American.Gods.S01E04.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE[ettv]
>American.Gods.S01E04.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE[ettv]
>American.Gods.S01E04.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE[ettv]

>>83010355

Avoid it... sure. It was hot as fuck.

>>83010824
old news

it was a funny episode. but kinda like Fargo 3x03, so some probably wont like it

>>83010839
I'm not Gaiman.

What are your favorite scenes so far? Mine are

1. Anubis ascents Mrs. Fadil
2. Anansi an heros the Slaveship
3. Zorya Polunochnaya picks the Moon

>>83002398
Rade Serbedija

Slovenc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvzGRjWuKW4

>>83009725
The fact that I can pick out the chanspeak amidst all the swedish makes me smile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

Subtitles on

>>83011838
rade would be great. not that i have problem with stormare

>>83000776
dont forget the vw commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1MNEqCr748

>it's laura episode

The GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqh_y-iH_Bc

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>>83013809

>>83010824
>>83010917

good episode
car crash sparks were really cool
anubis is great
toilet scene was funny
after sitting through arab dick it would have been nice to see lauras dead tits
odd that the coin wasnt shown or discussed

>>83011819
Vikings
Zombie Laura
Leprechaun scenes
Czernoborg

and the hatred ones:
Black whore with the maneater cunt
Faggot jinn

>>83015088
Wont the coin be a plotdevice as the Irish guy will want to rip it out from Laura's head/chest and shadow won't like that idea and fight with him again?
Just a guess, don't spoil it, bookfags

MY NAME IS KARL ICH BIN EXPERT

>>83001949
Is good

>>83009950
Yes. Karl Hungus.

>>83011130
Gaiman fucks literal porn stars. He doesn't need to bang Arabs. He wrote that shit for fags like you.

wew, zombie chick was a total slut. shadow should've let her go to jail too, at least then she'd be sleeping around with women. dane cook was a great fit for the chad though, good job casting director.

>>83008405
these progressive writers, write these shows mention the awfullness of racism and sexist stereotypes, while writing characters that are complete stereotypes
>strong independent black woman is an insecure ho
>most important black god with own book speaks in ebonic niggerspeech and muh black in America racebaiting
>black man chad mc starts in prison
>black guy god is of death
>irish drunk brawler lepracaun
>middle eastern cabbie
>vodka drinking dirty russian shack
>fags are dangerously promiscuous,


did I miss any?

>>83015442
i think the coin is lost forever. i dont think he could just rip it out of laura

>>83015914
there will be more to come

>>83015914
Isnt the point of the show that they are the manifestations of cultural belief and worship, and that their fading positions in life are because people are losing their faith?
I mean, plenty of blacks think whitey abducted them into slavery instead of being sold by Africans and Muslims. It would make sense if they were created through a sort of collective cognition.

>>83015914
>awfullness of racism and sexual stereotypes
Anansi is literally the only one to do this, and he's a trickster god who riled them up to the point of murderous anger so they'd sacrifice themselves in his name and give him strength by faith.
>while writing characters that are complete stereotypes
They're gods and folklore creatures, they represent their mythical counterparts.

You sound like an easily triggered /pol/babby.

>>83015728
It was a joke. I'm not gay, man.

>>83001638
>Toshimi
Does she have a black belt in karate too?

Early episode tonight?

>>83018480
kek

>>83008345
>Mulatto of nordic and nigro
Yes.

>>83005502
Well Czarnobóg was deity of western slavs including Poles

>>83004627
>It's already been confirmed for a second season
So was Vinyl.

Would you fucc your waifu in zombie form?

I probably wouldn't that shit is disgusting