What was Hugh Grant thinking when he got caught fucking

>>83000605
Probably the same thing you thought after you came to that trap porn that you think no one knows about.

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>>83000605
>cheated on this to fuck the prostitute
the absolute madman

>>83000605
Gay/lesbo sex is better because they understand what they're working with.

>>83000605
I honestly can never tell with blacks, they all kind of look like trannies.

>>83000605
He was high on cocaine and the lights inside of a car are always too dim.

"Oh shit she has a dick"

>>83000757
>>83000605
I never thought he was that hot t b h

>>83000638
Rekt

>>83000785
I honestly can never tell with blacks, they all kind of look like gorillas.

Fixed that for you

>>83000605

The reason a lot of incredibly famous men who could pickup insanely hot women with ease, decide to use a prostitute is simple.

A prostitute will leave you once paid and is far less likely to sell her story to tabloids .

>>83000605


Hugh Grant is such a loser.

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>>83000812
>oh hrm, pardon me, but hrm you have a willy terribly sorry

>>83000933


Kek, the hooker spit all the soup the next week after that.

Only 5 min of fame.

>>83000685
he is a closet faggot

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This was taken right after he pleaded guilty to fucking the tranny.

>>83001024

it wasn't a tranny.

>>83000685
she is still hot too

>>83001024
lel

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>>83000685

>>83001025
>I was drunk and thought her penis was a very large clitoris!

>>83001237
Don't remind me of this interview it is triggering

>>83000605
shes not a tranny, just not good looking

>>83000685
>prime hugh grant
>smashing that ever night
>can have any girl he wants
>makes groupies do increasingly more depraved things for him
>just like porn addicts on 4chan eventually stray to /d/, except he can do it in real life
>

>>83001025
>pursuing a music career

Could she be any more black?

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>>83001368
>be Michael Hutchence
>can have have any girl you want
>choke yourself while wanking alone

>>83001504
>be Chris Cornell
>same story

>>83000638
>tfw made sure never to finish to tranny porn
Haha I win

>>83001532
sauce?

>>83001569
Where have you been the past week?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/chris-cornell-suicide-hanging-death-10450425

He hanged himself from a doorknob and was found naked on the bathroom floor. I like to believe he did it because he didn't want to cheat on his wife.

>>83000638
>not warming up your dick to tranny porn and then suddenly change it to straight porn for cumming

>>83001605
>leaves behind 3 teen/preteen kids
bastard

>>83001605
I know he died, but I didn't know about the asphyxiation part

>>83001605
i reckon that's what got robin williams as well. no well he killed himself

>>83000685
She looks like melania trump

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>>83001738
Melania wishes.

>>83001727
They report all celebrity autoerotic ashpyxiation deaths as suicides. Allegedly that's out of some logic of respecting the dead person's dignity, but personally I think committing suicide with this kind of context >>83001693 is a bigger character flaw than dying of an embarrassing accident.

Even if you have steak at home, sometimes you want a burger

Yes I stole this joke

>>83000685
wow, liz LOOKS LIKE THAT!?

>>83000605
The same thing Eddie Murphy & Charlie Sheen were thinking.
Crack is one hell of a drug.

>>83000605
He just saw a woman who looked like she needed a proper British dicking. The man was just being polite.

>>83001865
How is it not a suicide though?

>>83002090
You can be at fault for your own accidental death, but suicide implies intention. Think of the difference between manslaughter and murder.

>>83000605
>using american tranny hookers
step up

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>>83001463
My thoughts exactly.

>>83001024
You're thinking of Eddie Murphy. He fucked a tranny.

>>83001024
why are brits so pale

>>83000933

>A prostitute will leave you once paid and is far less likely to sell her story to tabloids .

That and they are after kicks. The illegality of it all probably did it for him just as much.

He might've been actually looking for a tranny too. Maybe it wasn't a mistake and he knew damn well who "she" was.. If he was out looking for naughtyboy kicks it's a serious possibility.

>>83000685
Ed Harris

>>83002377
They both did, just a couple years apart.

>>83001858
No matter how hot a girl, somewhere out there is a guy tired of fucking her

>>83001727
Robin had hesitation marks. It was actual suicide.

>>83002883

No matter how many virgins exist, there will always be guys justifying it with this saying

>>83001865
>>83002090
>>83002201
hide, the guitarist from the band X Japan, choke fapped himself to death, and to this day the band claims that he had a towel around his neck and his dick in his hand because he was doing "back exercises".

>>83003254
based

rich guys like to feel like they have power, like they can be as depraved as they want and can buy anything.
A tranny is not only taboo for their public persona, but they're asserting dominance over another man.
That's why Charlie Sheen was also into traps in my opinion.
These guys had women, they had fame and looks.
They weren't doing it because they were desperate, they did it because it made them feel alive.

>>83004027
this

>>83000605
how the fuck do you even get caught with a tranny hooker?
lol. I guess after you had one of the hottest women on earth at that time you want to spice it up a notch or two
Why is prostitution illegal in the US while getting gangbanged by 15 niggers infront of a camera and paid for it a OK in the first place? He might have fucked a dog for that matter and ended up in the same peculiar situation.

>>83000605
"Hell yeah I can't believe this was only $50"

>>83000638
NSA pls go

>>83000685
JUST

>>83001504
>yourself
he was murdered and they made it look like Sudoku
Even his brother thinks so desu

Liz Hurley doesn't do blowjobs.

Hooker does.

>>83000685
her accent make me hard as diamond

>>83003041
wouldn't there be more hesitation marks if it was accidental since they're realising they're fucking up and don't want to die?

>>83005197
why would he be murdered?

post more liz hurley webms you fagits

>love actually... is

>>83005275
Not in Robins case, he tried to slit his wrists, couldn't do it, proceeded to hang himself.

>>83002422
Master Master race.

>>83001504
sometimes jerking off is less trouble than fucking a 3d woman. I am a loyal mofo but sometimes what we have to do after sex just takes too long so I just jerk it once in a while so I don't have to massage her back or cuddle.

>>83005241
Is it normal for women who don't give blowjobs to enjoy to receive oral? All of my relationships have been giving/receiving on both sides.

>>83005539
why do it with a belt around your neck though

>>83006138
Because you either cum or kill yourself. Both are good options lad. You'll understand when you're older.

>>83005472
Poor Robin

>>83006498
:(