>watching television & film in my room >sex scene comes

>having sex in my room
>tv comes on
>quickly volume n' sheeiittt

>Finger on "previous channel" button

This actually happens too often and half the time it's not even sex scenes. Any kind of scene where a woman is moaning because she is exhausted or anything else can sound suspicious from the other side of the door.

It even happened once when I was playing Final Fantasy X. There's a scene where Yuna suddenly starts making all these "uh" and "oh" sounds.

>>82995873
I'm sure they would have preferred porn to your gay anime game

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>be 12 watching Sin City DVD from Netflix in my room
>dad walks in

>watching gingersnaps 2
>the moaning scene comes on

top lel @ how insecure americans are

do you honestly think your parents don't think their teenage/20 something son watches porn?

>>82995946
that was a bit savage, anon

>>82995418

My adolescence in a nutshell.

>girl in my bedroom
>things start getting hot and heavy
>turn up the program volume so mom doesn't hear our love making
>i'm 34

>>82996183
>not covering her mouth with your hand

>give me your gun
>and your OTHER gun
>I quit
>you can't quit I already fired you
>and your OTHER you

>>82996152
Kids have it too easy nowadays

>>82996041
T polack from poland
Same situation
Its typical for anons all around the world

>>82996183
> not shoving her panties in her mouth.
ISHYGDDT.

>>82996041
This. I was embarrassed when I was 13-14 but quickly realized that no one cares.

It got to the point where Id cum into a tissue and toss it on the ground, only to have my mom clean it up the day after.

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>>82995873
I was playing an rpg these days and the same thing happened.
>my reaction

>happily married for three years
>still too insecure to tell her about my fetish, and don't want to introduce it to our sex life too soon because even if she gets into it we can never go back to vanilla
>she's curious but not insistent, keeps trying to catch me in the act to find out what it is
>implying you can beat me, I had this fetish through my teens without my parents ever finding out
>get really comfortable with her over time
>last night (as in Friday night), come home from work tired, kiss and make out some, get some food and turn on tv
>usually on this day of the week she's visiting her parents in the evening and I'll take out my laptop and watch fetish stuff while she's not around to see it, but this week she's going to spend the weekend with them instead
>conversation sort of dies down between us, room is dark, watching a movie
>feeling relaxed and comfortable after movie ends, turn off TV and sit in dark for a few minutes and doze off
>wake up aroused but can't remember why (it was because we were making out earlier)
>go get laptop, turn on, test sound levels
>pick out a video and start fapping slowly
>explicitly obvious what the video is about from the sound
>after ten or twenty minutes realize wat i have doed suddenly and abruptly stop, put away laptop and go to bed without talking to her, turning on any lights, or anything
>she doesn't come in the room for a while, tire myself out being nervous and sad and fall asleep
>sleep late this morning, she's already gone to her parents'
I won't see her again until I get off work Monday.
How could I have done this?
Now it seems like it was entirely deliberate from her point of view too.
Should I just kms?

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>>82999459
so what's your fetish?

>>82999459
Atrocious post.

>>82999545
Women peeing.
Basically the video was a compilation I made of shorter video clips of women peeing in toilets, out in beautiful natural settings, in their pants and dresses, etc. Mostly amateur or silent stuff (aside from the sound of piss splashing around), but there were a few Japanese clips with your typical "nnn ooohh eeee" stuff and worse, some paysite British clips with the overdone accents and the "oh no I've weed in me knickers, I've been so naughty, what will I do" that makes me cringe as much as anyone else (though probably not as much as my wife did?), but the wettings were enjoyable so I put them in with the rest. Imagine her just sitting there in the dark listening and watching me like "this is some advanced autism". I might just have to start working 16 hour days, I've done fucked up.

>>82999643
Sorry you didn't enjoy anon.

>>82999694
jesus dude. time to find a new fetish

>>82999694
neck yourself, even if the story isnt true, neck yourself

>>82999820
But I like this one and it's too late, she already knows about it now.

>>83000171
'no'