If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?

>>82988254
Sure, just so long as you don't mind listening to a whole bunch of people complaining about the sound of cracking shells during the next Star Wars movie.

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Trinidad Scorpion Butch T peppers and water only. No ice.

i'd serve spicy burritos as a special for horror movies

like 10 different fast food places next to the theater and let people buy what they want

me? I'd buy chicken wings

>>82988254
reeses cups only

oatmeal

>>82989058
hahaha.

Unironically popcorn

Those bigass turkey legs that you get at a renaissance fair, whole rotisserie chickens, and corn on the cob

>>82988254
Do they use real butter to dip the crab in, and if so why don't they use the real stuff for the popcorn?

Soft pretzels with a variety of dips and some grilled hotdogs

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>>82988254
>>82988995
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>>82989886
Imagine all the fuckers rubbing their hands on the seat

I'd serve the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>82989886
Only good idea so far

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What did they mean by this?

>>82988254
regular and typical snacks from my country

An assortment of mints.

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Puree of potatoes

Sunflower seeds

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>>82988254
For me? It's the McChicken.

Cheap salty pretzels and overpriced drinks

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>>82988254

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>>82988254
Only the best Tasty facebook recipes!

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probably waffles and pancakes

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>>82988858
>>82988254
you would just do it like they do at Vegas buffets, the crab legs are already opened up for you

>>82990362

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RK99NAJyeg

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Somebody explain the crab legs meme to me

Popcorn and an assorted number of candies and chocolates

I would add coffee to menu, it makes you feel better, so people guarantied to have better time my cinema

>>82990516
i unironically like crab legs over lobster, and pretty much anything else

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>>82988254
Traditional Icelandic food
Hopefully kids could learn to appreciate it

>>82990516

Alaskan king crab or snow crab legs are usually simply boiled and served with garlic or lemon butter.

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Why don't movie theaters sell Churros?

>leave the kino, take the canoli

Same stuff as any movie theater, but we'll have gravy.
Gravy for the popcorn, for your nachos, candy, soda, gravy icees, whatever.

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>>82990598

>a side of decapitated calf head

>>82990670
Sheep's head

I'd make a chicken wing theater and have it so the ticket comes with a seat cover that you put on your seat and then you can wipe your hands into it.

>>82990516
The joke is that crabs don't have legs.

>>82989018
There used to be a theater near me like that
Once you got inside, there was a Burger King, a local pizza chain, a TCBY, I think a pita place or sub shop or something like that in addition to the regular popcorn counter, and they were all separate lines and counters

>>82990598
yeah i'm sorry but that island needs to go.

>>82990598
is that sheep gonna be ok?

>>82990627
Gets all over the seat but then again there's nachos and sour patch they sell. That's a good question though since Churros are fucking good.

>>82990801
Its gonna get eaten

>>82990516
They make a lot of noise when you are cracking them and are messy. There. I explained the joke you dullard.

>at a movie theater
>order the crab legs
>start cracking them open when I hear "blawdy ell!"
>an old man will a silly putty forehead wearing a tiny t-shirt climbs over the seats and grabs my crab legs
>"wots dis? You needa get OOL d'meet or your throwin away mad quid!"
>takes out a rolling pin and shows me how to squeeze the meat out of the legs
>"Easy. Bewtiful. Simple. Right?"
>try to thank him, but I'm stuttering. I just want to watch the movie. Doesn't he see he's bothering me?
>"I get excited EVERY toim I fillet a crab."
>why is he pronouncing the T in "fillet?" I wonder as he pushes his erection in my face
>he takes another crab leg and looks at it
>"Blawdy ell. You see dis, mate?"
>he shoves it in my face
>"N-no..."
>"Are ooo blind or just blawdy stoopid? Christ almighty. IT'S RAAAAAAW!"
>he takes my crabs and starts shouting to turn off the movie, blocks the screen
>he apologizes to everyone in the theater, says there's a health problem with the food, and tells everyone to get out.
>I'll never know how Wonder Woman saved Europe from World War I

>>82990598
>traditional Icelandic food
So, literally hell?

>>82990897
I heard it's illigal to perform oral sex on animals

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I'd serve munchy boxes

Same food as the one characters eat in the movie
It's stupid business idea, but I like the concept

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>>82991883

>>82991445
not in canada

>newfag trap the thread
It's pasta you fucking faggots

>>82992024
Are you sure? Looks like crab legs.

>>82990516
>you dip crab legs in butter
>butter goes on popcorn
>popcorn is served at film theaters

Its like poetry, it sort of rhymes

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>>82990925
kek

>>82991969
and they call USA the land of freedom

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>>82988254
But that would be messy, smelly, and loud. You would have to have porters on call with flashlights, possibly ruining the theater experience. An entire theater bloated on butter and shellfish...enjoy your oxygen...lmao.