YES YOU FUCKING DO. YOU GO OUT IN THE PUBLIC AND IT'S A

u mad?

>>82983669
What did he mean by this?

That is way nicer than anything I ever heard my dad say to my mom.

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>proceeds to fuck her out of her alimony agreement and is now squirting kids into 26 year olds and making academy award nominated war films

Point: Mel.

>>82983907
I really can't understand men who don't admire Mel.

Mel sounds like a good, sensitive guy desu. What I take away from that rant isn't that he hates women, but that the idea of women that he has in his head is too pure and too holy compared to the reality of the situation.
He's an idealist at heart desu.

>>82983771
he didn't want his wife acting like some cheap whore

When he says she makes him want to smoke I laugh errytim

>>82984067
But that's what she was.

This is the problem with guys. They date these superficial dumbass bimbos and then are surprised to learn there isn't any depth beyond that. You cannot change these women into the women you hope they secretly are inside. They either are or they aren't.

>>82984021
>IF YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS, IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT

>Mel sounds like a good, sensitive guy desu.
>He's an idealist at heart desu.

i love this fucking board

YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKIN' SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND BLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82984175
I don't think he was expecting her to have any real depth, just to, you know, be a tiny little bit less of a whore in return for his money

>>82984021
You sound like a battered housewife.

>>82984405
>be a tiny little bit less of a whore in return for his money
So he expected her to be some way she's never been before? This was his own fault; good to see he dealt with it.

>>82984175
Yea only guys do that huh roastie

>>82983965
Nu-males vs. Nu-mels, who wins?

>>82983965
I don't believe there are men like that.

>>82983907
Based Mel

>>82984676
>>82983965
>WOMEN
He's high test. Women love him for it too.
Women love men like this, by the way. It's in your nature.
It makes you wet even to think about it

>>82984729
Am woman, can confirm. Nu-males need to die now. Biggest disappointment in Hollywood is Chris Evans outside his Cap role.

>>82984729
>>82984789

>implying low test pretty boys aren't the ideal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ain288biQ

>>82984789
Did you flood the theater too when he was holding the helicopter and flexed? I swear I got wetter than a swamp during that scene.

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>>82984872
He's not though, he just has a good face. Save for his face he's doomed.

He'd be more universally attractive if he was slightly bigger and less feminine.

>Pic related

Isn't Mel jacked

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>>82984988

>implying face isn't all that matters (within reason and the rest of the body isn't deformed or something)

besides, he's 6'3" and clearly works out if you watch the parts where he's shirtless

>>82985096
Yeah he's obviously gonna find it easy but he's more a model ideal, not necessarily THE ideal.

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>hop in anon! lets go to my place to get drunk and marathon all the 80's action movies

whad do?

>>82983669
The best part of any of his rants is when he starts threatening the maid
>I will fire her
>fine den I will pay her
>YOU WILL NOT you don't HAVE any money it's all MY money it doesn't matter where it comes from

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>>82985154
>>82984988

he's basically taken your advice, how about now?

personally i think he looked better when he was a twink

>>82985200
>end up coked up ranting about kikes and banging lines of blow off hookers foreheads
Yes please

>>82985200
Hop the fuck in. I'd ask him to call some hot sluts too, and we would discuss how the new Crusades should be started so we can remove all the Muslims.

>>82985260
Yeah, he looks prime there, much better.

>>82983669
The parts of those messages where he just lets out primal screams are top tier comedy

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>Hey anon want to come to gym with me?

>>82983907
Hacksaw kind of sucked

>>82985358
I wish it was 2005 so I could set one as my ringtone

>tfw you will never whip out and answer your flip phone upon hearing "BLOW ME FIRSTTTT BEFORE THE JACUZZI"

>>82985200
I hop in.

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>>82983907
OUR GUYS

>>82983669
YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOKE YOU FUCK MY DAY UP YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF

AAAAARRRRGGGHHH

>>82983669
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH

>>82983669
His shitty movie was only nominated to give the dumb racists that are mad at the nigger movies something to rally behind. You all got tricked. Mel is still a joke that no one likes. jews are playing 44d chess.

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>hates niggers
>hates kikes
>famous because of nigger-pushing kike propaganda
I'm sure he's aware of the irony

>>82986150
There should really be a name for girls that date old men so they could have some last will bux.

>>82986365
We'll call them silverminers

>>82986461
We always called them diamond unearthers here

>>82986461
>>82986603
It should have to something to do with death.
like gravesitters

>>82983669

Man I've seen all sorts of men say this shit, cunt induced paranoia can set on some serious insecurity and rage and Mel should have had some fucking empathy.

>>82985425

Why don't wealthy people just home gym?

>>82986749
>Insecurity
What the fuck are you smoking, son?
Mel is pure testosterone in that rant. It's how every man is underneath the inhibition.

He's channelling raw masculine power during that phone call. Something primal that a nu-male or a woman could never understand.

>>82986853

Insecurity is one of the biggest drivers of rage. When a girl cheats on a man that's a massive source of insecurity. For someone who rarely encounters that feeling it's very frightening, you panic like fuck and go into an intense rage. Mel did just that, I feel bad for him in that phone call the dude is hurting.

>>82986839
The gym he frequents is probably better than any commoner gym you or I would go to.

Also he's old, and when he's not acting/directing anything he probably just enjoys having somewhere to go.

A lot of older people will make a long trip rather than a convenient one because it gives them something to do with their down time.

>>82985449
Mine would have been:
"THROW HIS ASS OUT! HES A NIGGER!, HES A NIGGER!"

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>>82984387

>>82986922
>T. Nu-male
When you grow up, you'll learn how to channel your rage you pathetic fuck
Mel isn't insecure, he's just riffing. Again, you wouldn't understand. One can only be the fucker, or the fuckee in this life. He plays the fucker during the call.

>>82983907
Why even bother wearing a fucking tie if you're just going to do that

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>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor

Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?

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>>82984072
I know his exact feel. I'll be fine with not smoking, never even think about it, but after a fight with my ex and I want one so fucking bad.

>>82983907
>proceeds to fuck her out of her alimony agreement
How!? Asking for a friend.

>>82984489
>So he expected her to be some way she's never been before?

actors do exactly that all the time for money. why can't she?

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>>82983669
>>82983771
>Marry a Slavic whore
>She tries to take your money and kids
>Riles you up over phone
>Records after she gets you going without telling you
>Records private personal conversations and calms down to act like the victim
>People think Mel was in the wrong
The only thing Mel did wrong was marry a Slavic woman. Greed and betrayal are encoded into their genetic code. It's why it's legal to beat your wife in Russia, it's necessary.

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>>82986256
Or maybe this redpilled him?

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>YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS! STOP. BEING. THAT!

>>82986461
>>82986603
>>82986677
>gravesitters

Actually kekked

>>82984387
absolutely /ourguy/

>>82983669
Man, Braveheart 2 had some intense dialogue. Mel is fearless.

>>82983907
Good. He made the goddamn money.

>>82983965
The ones that hate Mel only really do it because he said stuff you're not supposed to say in public, and don't want to be in trouble for thinking he's alpha. The reality is, even though he is a bit crazy, the guy doesn't take shit from people, and he doesn't let slander tactics bog him down. He's not a lightweight like Kramer who can't stick to their guns.

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>mel realizes he's tired of being surrounded by degeneracy and realizes he's dating degeneracy personified